Originally posted by RestStop
So I'm gonna try to do it "big" without getting robbed /murdered. Quarter O's only/$250/Buy 3 get one free !
It's shit like this that makes me wanna keep a pinky toe in the game. Jesus Christ. Those margins. I could cop a zip right now for 200 absolute max. Ughhhhhhh.
My only solace is that I got some education that I have zero doubt will be applicable in "legit" business and investing.
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Originally posted by Rizzo in a box
my buddy's dad is hosting a rave at his ranch for his girlfriend's son's friend (I think I got that chain of relationships right). its a bunch of rich kids from agoura and I'd really like to go and grift/hustle/rob. we were talking about doing security, searching everyone for drugs (and confiscating), and then selling it back to other people at the party. then I found out these kids are pretty young and are apparently even having like 30+ parents there? wtf. what kind of a rave has parents there? unless they're hippie parents with half naked kids.
i have a terrible feeling I'd feel a lot of antisemitism
I think it should've been better described to you as an "EDM themed Bar Mitzphah"
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Originally posted by CountBlah
Fuck I've been depressed lately.
Smoke magic weed. Form new habits.
I'm eating lettuce. And doing light exercise.
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Originally posted by RestStop
Fuck it I'm calling it $40 a g times infinity .
Tell them it's that Casper cartel dope from cali
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Originally posted by RestStop
Meth reup price is $8-$10 a gram. What's your resale price for a single gram?
Depends on whether u want max profit or get rid of it quick. Gram 25-40 per. 2 for 70. Ball for 90.
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Originally posted by Technologist
Casper,
Where’s my breakfast? I’m hungry. It’s almost 7:30 EST. I’ll get your errands done, gimme all yo money!
Fair enough. Breakfast is In the skillet....butter scone with fresh strawberry jam and churned butter, light scrambled eggs with charred tomato basil ratatouille, corn grits and crispy oven potatoes, tossed with olive oil, garlic and rosemary.
Tell that Nigerian fuck if he offers me $50 on another iPhone 7 I'm going to stab him in the taint with a pencil.
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Yeah I now have extra motivation for my weight loss goal when I realized if I lose all the pudge in my midsection, it'll add a respectable 1.5" to my hog. Worth it.
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Originally posted by Solstice
Offer to give the lead for the meeting and just spend the whole time telling stories about cooking rocks in people's fine silverware at house parties.
Lol I'm touched you remember that.
"What are you doing?"
"Cooking a rock."
" ...a what? "
" a rock"
" are you...what? "
"I'M MAKING CRACK"
"...are you joking right now? That is NOT okay..."
* storms off*
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Originally posted by WE SMOOTH
I haven't been to an NA meeting in a while but that always seemed like a good idea.. 7 years ago I got a rush of confidence while standing outside smoking at one and got a girls number.. who had no front teeth. Good body though. I didn't get to smash. I had two rehab hoes though. Grosssssss.
Anyway..
I was wasting a bunch of money on clothes towards the end of last year and I still kinda am.. My credit is actually pretty good too..
I know I think I'm gonna start hitting meetings to smash. I mean I'm in pretty awful shape, but with newfound confidence and having my life somewhat in order, I should at least be able to wiggle her out of her jeans to tongue punch her eye of sauron. Might get to jerk off on her tongue or something . I'll take it.
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I've got underwear that look like an elephant. You don't stand a chance,
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Heather probably knows fire dancing
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Rizzo and I are going to get some expensive clothes, rent a car for a month, get fitted for ironic grills, and start building our brand. Well have to do the desert festival circuit, but the years of rumored drug use will lend "authenticity" to our "core brand values" and within a year, we will be the newest EDM sensation. With a midi pad stolen out of someone's car, a cracked copy of ableton that no one ever bothered to learn how to use, and a whole van load of amyl nitrate..... a legend is born.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Show example UNINSPERATIONAL NUDES for contextual balance.
Me standing naked all slouched over and pale in front of a full length mirror, with one eye closed, and a post-it note stuck to my flaccid penis that says "MAKE YOURE DREAMS"
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I actually put up that thing i wrote in this thread the other night- copied, pasted to Tinder. I got like 6 matches since i threw it up around 1pm. Which is like 3x the amount i ever got before.
Of course im too nervous to talk to most of them, but...its cool how positive energy (or maybe just self deprecating humor) draws people to you, even through the internet.
All week people have been telling me that I look better, and ask if i started working out. I said "Nah i just smashed a bag of Pepperidge farms cookies like 45 min ago." Like im so fucking confused right now, i have no words.
2 co-workers- boyfriend and girlfriend- had their last day at work today. Theyre moving into their first apartment together in vegas. So i kinda spilled my guts about all the stuff id kind of talked my way around for the last year and a half. We ate ribs and then drank tall boys and smoked blunts. I bestowed my wisdom and got really deep. And when everyone went inside, the girl gave me a hug and got kinda teary eyed, said to promise to take care of myself, and that when i talked about the stuff about my dad, thats the same way she felt growing up without a father.
The only way I could articulate it was that in day to day life, we try hard not to invade other peoples bubbles. Not to puncture that barrier with anything to personal or prying. But when you just act like an absolute blissed out shizophrenic and have a human moment with someone youve never really "talked" with before, its amazing how many people seem to be looking for that exact type of connection.
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Ol spooky stomach at it again
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Originally posted by SpaceCakes
sounds like a 56k modem issue
Damn straight.
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L33t- I've seen way too many people come out of some way fucked up shit to believe that anyone is beyond redemption. Just gotta start believing that you're in the chapter where your comeback story starts. I mean despite the retardation we get ourselves into,most people here are above average intelligence...find all sorts of industrious ways to pay rent and feet their habits. I can't think of any group of miscreants I would rather want on my A Team.
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If Rizzo and I team up to create sound cloudz, our first release is going to be "WASP VENOM IV EP"
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