Originally posted by GGG
Yo casper that is an amazing amount of weight loss. Good job.
Originally posted by DietPiano
You dont seem like a heavy guy
Only through a miracle of unermenschen German genetics am I not having to wash myself with a rag on a stick (although I'm really tall so I do have a loofah to scrub the middle of my back)
I think I was 280 in high school in the pictures I've posted. Even now at my worst, my fat never went to my arms or face or legs. Pretty much all in my gut and sides. And honestly for the amount I ate and the zero exercise I did, I should by all accounts weight like 700 lbs. I've been eating probably 3000-6000 calories a day with ZERO physical exertion for a cool TWELVE years. People always tell me I don't look "fat" but I sure feel it. My cardio is dogshit, my fight or flight response kicks in at the flip of a switch, my knees and joints and back hurt. Ugh.
But I'm digging this new thing. I'm tempted to post really unflattering "before" pictures of myself to hold myself accountable. But since this is the internet and nothing ever dies, idk. As cool as I am, some of you are absolutely batshit crazy. Lol.
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2019-01-22 at 12:22 PM UTC
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Your thoughts at the moment
How can sqorrel b stress?
1. Climb tree
2. Man give pnut buttr
3. Eat it
4. Squerl fuckn
5. Fite cowerd crow
6. New Years?
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Originally posted by GGG
Jimmy John's paid me to post that.
They knew that in doing so, you guys would discuss Jimmy Johns, and Jimmy knows that all exposure is good exposure
All hail king Jimmy John
They just opened a JJ by my work, so the owner wanted to give free sandwich coupons to our mailbox holders. Guess how many free Sando coupons DIDNT make it into mailboxes? Lol.
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Originally posted by DietPiano
I've been lying about having a sponsor and going to a weekly meeting. Thing is, I REALLY REALLY do want to go to more meetings, I know I need it. I just need to study way more. I really don't want a sponsor tho. Maybe. I dunno, our IOP group has to call 2 of other guys a week each, and I do do that so whateves
An hour once a week isn't a big commitment. For me, it was about feeling like a fraud since I was using while I'd be going to meetings. But even if you never go to another one, if it gets you in a positive mindset, or connects you with some good people who've been through the same shit and can point you in a right direction- an hour is worth it don't you think?
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2am workout. Cardio still shit, but put in 45 min of boxing today. Down to 360lb. Start school summer semester. Psoriasis and skin shit all cleared up for the most part. Enrolled in Pilates. Rofl.
3 months. 1/3 my dose down on the methadone.
Feels good man.
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There seem to be some particularly buttmad DHers. Lot of drama.
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Also, dear Brits...your country is approximately 600% less bangin than the good ol US of A, however....your television shows (Peep Show) are prime stoned viewing.
I love the quaint adventures of druggie fat loser nerd scallywags who don't have to worry about anti white violence, going broke from hospital bills, etc.
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2019-02-20 at 9:14 AM UTC
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Originally posted by aldra
connor would get his dick kicked off
a proper kick from an adult can tear your abdomen open
That is a scary, properly roided out kangaroo. It's like a 5 foot tall cross between a rat, a monkey and a bear, with a buff dudes physique. The tail pressing the ground behind it allows it to absorb some of of force of a blow. It really does look like something a drunk Irish geneticist cobbled together in a lab somewhere.
That said, I believe with proper chest protection, I could take approximately three kangaroos.
This dude squandered his only advantage. That kangaroo lived his whole life till that day, and never realized you can use your hands in a fight. The guy pretty much stunned him with the knowledge, but didn't follow up to finish him off fast enough. Imagine instead that you encounter the same kangaroo a month later, only this time the kangaroo is bouncing around in drunken master style,holding dual machetes.
What do u do?
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Up at the crack of dawn lifting weights in the living room. Down 12 lbs. filled out my FAFSA and got Pell grant for 6k.
Kid I went to school with died yesterday. Cancer that he'd apparently had for a while. Got diagnosed and in 3 weeks the tumor had grown enough to shut down vital functions. Never saw dude without a smile. Never said a bad word to anyone.
In a not emo way, I always kind of marvel that I'm still here. I mean all these people way more kind and spontaneous and full of life's than I've ever been. You can do everything right and still get taken out,
While I was typing this, my mom came in crying. Guess my step-grandpa died. He was a stand up dude too. Haven't seen him since I was.....11, 12? I think a lot about then stand all the solid people who've passed through my life. I don't feel like crying. He was old. But I'm sad that a stroke made his last years as painful and u dignified as they were. I'm sorry that my grandma was kind of crazy, and made life shitty for him. He used to take me golfing in Clearlake with a bunch of older dudes called The Bandits who'd drink beer and pee in front of the lady golfers and cause a fuss. Let me drive the golf cart (guess that makes him the first person to teach me to drive), and throw corn to the deer, and then stand still while they came forward to eat. When my actual grandpa died, he stepped in and picked up the slack.
All those little passing moments catch, like a little wisp of cotton fluff on a hanging splinter.
Good fucking dude. I hope people remember me like that.
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High. Staying up so I can get some stuff done as soon as places open tomorrow, then try to get in a few hours before work.
Just grateful. It's kind of unreal how "not myself" I've been for 15 years or more. And all of a sudden, it's just like a fog lifted and all at once I remembered who I was. I'm an amazing friend. I care about people. I'm good at a ton of different stuff. I'm generally articulate and well reasoned, and I didn't actually break my brain (maybe just a few IQ points).
Even when I was clean before, it was always a white-knuckle, skin-of-your-teeth kind of sobriety. As long as I could keep myself distracted, I was okay. It made me physically anxious to imagine a future in which I didn't have drugs to help me deal with shit. But today, I know that I'll never do heroin again. It wouldn't mean any particular thing if i did, and it'd just mean having to refocus and find something to work towards, but it wouldn't mean I had lost anything. In addiction and sobriety, there's this constant vigilance that any one thing could set you off, and that failure means you lose all the progress you made, and start over again. But failure for me was growth. With that toxic sunk cost fallacy mindset, I was able to drag out 13 years of bullshit that I should've grown out of a decade ago. It doesn't mean we forget them, but when we constantly flagellate ourselves for our mistakes, you miss out on that transformative energy. When you can't see anything outside, and the situation you're in is already bad without hope for it getting better anytime soon- you feel like what you do doesn't matter. When you're in it, it's easy to rationalize continuing to make poor choices. Like if I'm in a cell by myself and no one will answer, I might as well shit on the floor. And since I already shit on the floor, might as well do it next time. I'll just have to deal with the shit later. Going back to doing heroin would be like having the door opened, and walking outside into an open field and then choosing to walk back inside and pulling the door shut behind me. /solid, not-high analogy
Anyway. I'm high and I'm suddenly very self aware that I sound like one of those faggotty motivational speakers.
I feel gud. I eated cottage cheese and then some peanut butter chocolate mini wheats and then some habanero onion sweet pickles. My tummy hurt.
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Yeah I mean surely I've got to be right up there. I'm prolific af.
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I feel fucking good. I want to have a beer with all of you and then give you a hug the way your parents never did.
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Originally posted by CASPER
That was always my excuse when my mom found blackened, bent spoons hidden in my room or the bathroom. "I WAS TRYINg to CLEAN SOMETHING BUT I COULDNT WAIT FOR A WHOLE POT TO BOIL."
Lol. Sounded perfectly reasonable in my head.
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Originally posted by DietPiano
I made a good ass salad. I started with just lettuce, cheese, dressing, apples, and then I just kept ADDING and ADDING.
THERE WERE SO MANY FUCKING FLAVORS
Immediately flashed to pouring thousand island dressing on a bitches butthole
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2019-02-10 at 12:13 PM UTC
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Later...
Whatever the case may be, you're kind of a dick for using Malice to prop up whatever kind of point you're trying to make here.
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Originally posted by CountBlah
is ok to do a dude in a dress after you smoke meth or crack
It'd be rude not to.
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2019-02-11 at 2:56 AM UTC
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None of you got shit on my chili. Don't make me flex on you.
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I'm the Liam Neeson of Mexican produced black tar heroin and various offbrand bulk pharmaceuticals.
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If that turns out not to be the case though, lmk n I'll flip some strippers a quarter to grind on old dads while we swipe the keys to their Audis.
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