2019-12-11 at 11:51 PM UTC
Sounds like you might just have gastrointestinal problems to begin with. Idk. I never got sick or nauseous. Just a glowing experience.
2019-12-11 at 11:51 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I was working at a pub yesterday, went to the bathroom and found a red bull can with several used needles in it.
Either someone came in and went fucking hard, or a few very courteous junkies made do without a sharps disposal
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2019-12-11 at 11:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
I was working at a pub yesterday, went to the bathroom and found a red bull can with several used needles in it.
Either someone came in and went fucking hard, or a few very courteous junkies made do without a sharps disposal
I dunno how related this is but one time while working at a grocery store I found a positive pregnancy test in the parking lot. It was like the most grey and rainy day too. I always thought about how it must have been for that woman trying to piss on a stick in the back of parking lot, only for her to chuck it out the window when it came up positive.
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2019-12-12 at 12:57 AM UTC
You post bullshit like a chicken without a head trying to catch a corn nugget on a keyboard...its the American Dream in a post-Carter trilateral deep state America
2019-12-12 at 1:09 AM UTC
I cant play video games anymore. Too boring
2019-12-12 at 1:24 AM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
When I beheaded chickens for cleaning as a kid, I would swing the axe and the head would come off and they would drop to the ground and then jump right back up again and go careening off into a wall, then they'd get back up again right away and run all the way across the room, spraying blood straight up out of their throats the whole way, and smash up against the other wall. Some would get up three or four times, before they'd finally topple over - still kicking, though.
2019-12-12 at 1:28 AM UTC
that's how we did it at the chicken tank filling plant
2019-12-12 at 1:33 AM UTC
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
It's a lot harder than it looks to kill a chicken by hand. What I'd do is wrap a towel around it, to make it easier to hold onto. Because once you pick up the chicken, it knows right away what's happening and it starts clawing and pecking and scrabbling for purchase, its body tightens up like wood, and it starts squirming powerfully like a cat to get out of the hold. You have to hold the axe with one hand, so you have to control all this fighting back with just one arm and try and pin its head onto the wood block at the same time. Not easy to do at all.
