Originally posted by CASPER
Was hoping for spray painted canines. Not bad tho if i squint it looks like the REAL DEAL
did u ever jerk off to any of ur moms paintings? Do you feel that early childhood sexualization had an effect on ir psyche? So u think u subconsciously seek out voluptuous slamhogs bc they look like the women in ur moms paintings?
I was already hyper sexual at 7 before I saw her paintings, they were pretty good, she would go to this place lagoona gloria and paint nude women models. I don't know i didn't really think about it too much in a pervy way.
whats really rich though.. is I would print out pictures of womens butts in satin panties when I was 14 and my mom went through all my shit when I was at school and my dad was looking at the pictures.. and he wasn't upset but was like "weeel at least i know you're not gay.. but you can't have these and thats my bottle of burbon, go to your room" and i was like "but im already in my room" super embarassing
but anways im digressing, she was a really good painter / drawer / diorama (sp?) person but her eye sight the last several years go really bad and she's had surgery on her eyes so she doesn't paint like she used to.
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Originally posted by Firekrochfatty
I'm so hideous, nasty, and disgusting, the mere sight of my visage drives most life forms insane. You'll throw up in your mouth a lot at the very least.
I bet you look good for a 400 year old from a parallel dimension.
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So I was getting footage on the streets. I would go up to someone in their yard and ask to help take a 30 second video. Mostly old white dudes taking care of their lawn. Out of meybe 12 people only one dude said yes. But he had no comedic timing.
I saw two teenage girls climbing out of a window and they agreed to help. Then their mom came out and I'm pretty sure she called the cops on me. I mean how would you feel to find your daughters filming a shirtless, shoeless fat guy sprawled out in your yard with a half gallon of vodka and your daughter is kicking him as he wakes up and murmers, "Why won't you take me back?"
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Originally posted by Wariat
Nope. the usa has some of the strictest laws california has three strikes like 35 prisons and they have way more crime, gangs, corruption etc. than evene ast europe especially poland.
East Europe is still white. When *that changes*, they will have to go the way America did.
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Originally posted by Wariat
Joseph Roisman is definitely not a cool dude not anymore. he is probably the single worst human being I have run into and thats saying something.
he seems chill.
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That's it. We played it loud as fuck for hours. Just those two songs. The next day our neighbor said we need to get more music. We lived in an industrial district or something so we never had the cops called on us.
I still think it's funny someone put me in charge of music, I could only find two songs that I thought were worthy, ruined a disc burning only two songs and it was a banger all night. Reminds me of the time we stayed up all night with the radio on in the back ground. I decided I should call in and request them to play Elton Johns 'Daniel'. Freaking love that song. I called over and over and they keep telling me to fuck off. When they finally played it we were on the porch smoking.
So naturally, I kept calling over and over requesting they play it again because I missed it.
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A long time ago, one of the Star Wars prequels was coming out. So I ditched school to stand in a line with some buddies. All day. I didn't have a ticket to see it, didn't plan to watch it. I was just dicking around. I would get bored and sneak into movies. Watched J-Los 'Monster in Law'. Wasn't too bad.
Then someone from our group gave me an extra ticket. His buddy couldn't show up or something. I think the viewing was at 12. Fuck it. I have a ticket, nothing better to do. I guess I'll watch a shitty Star Wars film.
There were nerds everywhere. Dressed up, reciting lines, doing gay fighting with plastic light sabers. Some of these people were all about it. Eventually I got so bored I decided to just go home. But then I had an idea. That's never a good sign. I stood in front of this big line of people and shouted, "Who wants a free ticket to Star Wars?!" The line all scream. Then I ripped that ticket to shreds in front of everyone.
The guy who gave me the ticket was butthurt. But fuck you Bryan. I know you stole my recorder.
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I had just moved up to Montana and was working a shitty fast food job raking in the bucks. There was this one weird kid who somehow skeeved on younger girls. Like I always say, barely legal is barely pedophile.
One time he said he had a secret. But I had to get orders out and missed it. People were walking from the back going, "Oh my god!" and "No fucking way!" Someone told me he fisted himself. When I had a chance I asked him if it was true. He's trying to save face and tells me, "You just need to be relaxed. It's not that weird."
That kid was weird.
There was a really fat girl who was into me at the same job. So fat she was round. We would work the night shifts and all wear a head set so we could riff and entertain ourselves. One time the fatty says to all of us through the headset, "Oh my god. This guy is so hot." With out skipping a beat the fister responds, "Why? Does he have food on his face?"
One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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Originally posted by CASPER
i am curious what stark trek tjink of this?.?
idk who knows, lil cuzzin bromo. my friend from corpus did this and stuff like nofx and hemdale. I sat on his girl friend on accident while listening to hemdale and he was like "turn the it down a bit dude.." back when wearing a mask was cool
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