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2020-05-14 at 1:30 AM UTCawwwww yeah page 44
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2020-05-14 at 1:32 AM UTCplaceholder for highly embellished SF elephant lady story.
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2020-05-14 at 11:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Sometimes it feels like I'm the only one posting shit in this thread.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DsZJ_qfV_RoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-15 at 1:27 AM UTCI had a great idea for a prank but my buddy is saying we'll end up in prison on felony charges. Not joking but it would've been so funny. Another prank bites the dust.
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2020-05-15 at 4:05 AM UTC
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2020-05-15 at 9:31 AM UTCi second this queery^
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2020-05-15 at 5:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by STER0S so what was the prank
I have a buddy who is an ordained minister. I was going to forge his signature and marry Poast behind his back. In some states all you need to do is fill out the paper work.
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2020-05-16 at 12:20 AM UTCWhy not just have him do it legit?
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2020-05-16 at 4:47 AM UTC
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2020-05-16 at 7:42 AM UTCPoast has a fucking instagram?
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2020-05-16 at 4:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Poast has a fucking instagram?
I think so. I forget what he posts his stuff to.
One time, at our old party house, there was Greg the fuck boi. He just loved doing drugs and banging chicks. He moved in at some point and one night, we're wasted. The party had died down and he starts showing me things on his computer. By things I mean beastiality porn. He's giving narrative over it to like, "I like this one because you can tell by the time stamp she let that dog fuck her for hours." I wasn't into it but it was entertaining to listen to why he liked it.
His rationalizations weren't always wrong. He once explained why would anybody not watch tranny porn? You're already going to be seeing a dick. Why not have hat dick attached to an attractive woman? I couldn't find a flaw in that logic. -
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2020-05-17 at 3:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I have a buddy who is an ordained minister. I was going to forge his signature and marry Poast behind his back. In some states all you need to do is fill out the paper work.
Luckily my buddy is smarter than me and told me it was a bad idea. Should've been pretty funny though.
Everybody I know who is an ordained minister is a fucking weirdo who has never even married a couple.
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2020-05-17 at 5:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Everybody I know who is an ordained minister is a fucking weirdo who has never even married a couple.
I've thought about getting one too.
This guy has married people. He would do it hammered and it's som f the greatest footage ever. One time, while he has the couple in front of him, he just flips off a skinhead in the middle of the ceremony. The skinhead was getting pissed because the minister was making a travesty of it. Or the skinhead hated batman because the minister thought it was funny to throw n a ton of batman quotes. -
2020-05-18 at 3:47 AM UTCThis is what it feels like when I'm the only one contributing to THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET!
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2020-05-18 at 5:21 AM UTCA really old story from 2012:
I had just moved up to Montana and was working a shitty fast food job raking in the bucks. There was this one weird kid who somehow skeeved on younger girls. Like I always say, barely legal is barely pedophile.
One time he said he had a secret. But I had to get orders out and missed it. People were walking from the back going, "Oh my god!" and "No fucking way!" Someone told me he fisted himself. When I had a chance I asked him if it was true. He's trying to save face and tells me, "You just need to be relaxed. It's not that weird."
That kid was weird.
There was a really fat girl who was into me at the same job. So fat she was round. We would work the night shifts and all wear a head set so we could riff and entertain ourselves. One time the fatty says to all of us through the headset, "Oh my god. This guy is so hot." With out skipping a beat the fister responds, "Why? Does he have food on his face?"
One of the funniest things I've ever seen.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
