Originally posted by CASPER
Itd be nice if it worked out because shes pretty, SUPER intelligent, with loaded parents, and with a history of her own that makes it so I dont have to try to explain the last 10 years of my life….which is the primary obstacle i forsee having, trying to get out and talk to women in general, at the ripe old age of almost-30.
And as fuck as Id like to raw dog that sweet, athletic pussy, I think no condom would spoil the event. I havent gotten laid in years at this point, and I swear being on dope made my go-time way longer at first, and now way shorter. I tried out these dura-last rubbers in anticipation, and even with a dick slathered in benzocaine, i got like 3 1/2 min of furious jackin. That was the nice thing about dope and speed. Sex wasnt even about connection or enjoyment- it just turned into an athletic event. Ie- how many times in a row can I fuck you, in how many different places, and how many loads can I blow on how manty different parts of your body before it becomes too painful to ejaculate anymore, or my dick starts bleeding.
Just stick it in once with no condom and say "oh geod I'm gonna jizz" then do another half stroke and pull out and jizz everywhere.
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Originally posted by Malice
Cute girl in Japanese class walks over to be my partner for activity for the first time. I've noticed her and her punk-ish style with dyed hair before, stands out. Pretty shy. Start getting boner.
Am I going through the phase of development normal people went through during/after puberty?
Omg! MALICE!!! ^_^" SO CUTE!!!
Doez u hav 1st crush?????
And she walked over to YOU? That's a good sign! I think the normalicy is they walk AWAY from guys like us.
Well guys like me.
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Originally posted by Juicebox
And, I don't think I would ever admit this to anyone I know IRL, but I actually prefer the behavior of a nice black girl to that of white girls. Problem is, 99% of them are absolutely fucking insufferable and the 1% always seem to end up marrying people with 2-4x my yearly income
My useless theory? The upper echelon of black women (i.e bad yellows, fire reds, etc) is desirable to the top 1% of black men AND they be garnering the interest of elite white men. Any fat white dude with a $35 haircut can pull a nasty black chick with an uneven booty color.
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2018-03-14 at 6:01 AM UTC
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Who was your first rival?
When I was in third grade there was this immigrant Indian kid named Shabaz. There was a position called 'line leader' and for whatever reason it was very esteemed amongst my third grade class. Basically, you got it by being a good, well behaved student. It meant leading a line of kindergartners from the playground back to the classroom. After recess.
That day was my day. But Shabaz had other plans. I got in my position to lead the kindergartners and Shabaz immediately confronts me. I told him it was my day to lead, so he pushed me. I punched him in the face and pushed him down a hill and he went crying to the teacher. I didn't get in any trouble because the teachers saw him provoke me. I was so worried about this being on my permanent record.
As the years went on, Shabaz turned out to be a massive sexual deviant. He got kicked out of middle school for dry-humping a desk in class and in highschool he evidently drugged and raped a girl but the girl convinced her parents to drop the charges. Now he works at Mcdonalds, and has since 2010. I haven't been there since about then because he thinks he's my friend but I can't stand the guy.
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Originally posted by Jeremus
I am speaking from real life experience here: if you have not lived with your partner for an extended ass period of time, your relationship means shit. It's going to piss people off because most of the people here haven't lived with their partners for any meaningful amount of time, but it's the simple truth. Your relationship is baby bullshit till you've lived with your partner.
Home isn't just where you hang your hat. It's where you become the person you truly are, and nobody can really fake it. You can straighten up the couch cushions and clean up for visitors, but your personality will dominate your living space overall.
Living with someone is truly where you will have to put up with their bullshit. It's where your personality conflicts actually have time to occur, and there's no real "escape"; your home is their home and you either work through shit with both people being reasonable, or one person bends and the other person dominates, or you both refuse to give and you just fight and the resentments build up and infect every interaction you have till you can't stand each other.
Living with someone for a long time vs only "dating" (lol) them, even meeting up with them every day and staying together on the weekends, is literally the exact same difference between being in your head vs the persona you present to society. Everyone is putting on an act, unless you live with them.
The fact that 1337 is doing what he's doing signals only that he is either extremely troubled and has actual mental illness issues he needs to take care of, or he's desperate for affection and Hydro is playing him like a fiddle (or both are true).
CHUUCH. Dating is baby bullshit. I LOL at people who think they are ready for marriage and haven't shared a 1 bedroom apartment.
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an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Originally posted by hydromorphone
Well, wedding plans are well under way. Got some wedding gifts from a few clients too, so that's nice. Excited as fuck to be dropping acid, exchanging vows, more so than I ever thought I would be. Friends are taking me out tonight, and we're supposed to end up at the restaurant of one of my clients who's cover the bill for us, which is cool. It's pretty fancy restaurant, place serves $300 bottles of wine and shit. 1337's gonna be going with us too.
As for §m£ÂgØL's shit, I didn't threaten him, not now, not ever. He's either being trolled by someone from here or my ex, or he's making shit up to just cause shit. I really couldn't give a fuck about him or his shit, nor do I have the time or effort to spend sending that faggot threats. I really don't care. I hope he moves on with his life. I told him before, and I told him now- go to the police. I didn't do shit to him. As shitty as he's been, I think it's because he's jealous or some shit I'm getting married, since he's kept harping on it, send me emails trying to convince me not to marry 1337, and even made a new account to message 1337 after 1337 blocked him on the kik group.
I feel sorry for you, §m£ÂgØL. You're so delusional that you need to start shit and go on and on and on. I'm not stupid enough to fucking send threats first off, and second off, I've moved on, and just wish you would too. I've left you alone, please, do the same. I think maybe you're so out there that you're literally fabricating shit just to fuck with me… then have the nerve to call me childish. Not like you haven't done the same before to others.
I've always fessed up to my wrong doings, I've also never trolled, like you have. I'm not a pathological liar like you are either. You've admitted to trolling girls for nudes, just to hurt their feelings, and god knows, your life is probably so bleak and sad that you need to do this just to have something to look forward to. You like the attention and drama it brings I suppose, and like thinking it bothers or hurts me. Funny too that you insinuate I'm a manipulator, when you yourself have clearly demonstrated that that's exactly what you are. Kinda sad really.
Well, I'm going to be having the week of my life with my new husband, and I cannot wait. We're gonna be going horseback riding, which I definitely am looking forward to, can't wait to teach 1337 to ride, or about hoof care. Gonna spend a couple nights camping too, which is gonna be fun. Just hope I'm not too sick, since well.. I have been a bit under the weather with the pregnancy, and just my overall health. Been stressing out getting everything prepared, but meh… it's definitely gonna be worth it. Glad I've had a few friend's help me get shit figured out.
Make sure you deeply contemplate the fact that you have AIDS on acid
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I never said I was dropping out of college, I meant I wasn't planning to continue taking Nihongo classes.
Mo~!
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Lol, honestly I kinda wanted to get a three wolf moon shirt at one point but wearing literal meme is a little too cringey for me.
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That's what they get for fucking a fifty dollar prostitute
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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Originally posted by Jeremus
I've both posted pictures and cammed up on TC. Why you so mad tho?
Also this:
Malice's autistic ass has nothing to lose and no one who cares, this site is all he has.
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Just wrapped everything up at school, which starts Monday. Finally went for my student ID, which I'll be stuck with for 2 years because they don't allow retakes. Took a picture of the image on the computer screen. Did I fuck up?
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[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Originally posted by Zanick
For most people living in the first world, there is no good, rational defense to continue supporting the holocaust of animals. Discuss.
I might've been on board but you calling it a holocaust means I have to support it
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Originally posted by Malice
So, you’re saying I should become an anti-capitalist terrorist and work to dismantle the hierarchical system capitalist enterprises force us into, unfairly putting some groups at a disadvantage?
When do I start, Lanny?
A brick through a broken starbucks window?
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This is the best valentine's day evar. Got promoted to manager at work yesterday, having only been there 3 monthe. Sitting at my girlfriend's hose waiting for funtime. I have my travel money saved for when the semester ends. Everything is finally going right in my life.
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Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller
If you knew exactly what happened, why even ask?
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Originally posted by Malice
I was out for dinner with my father and went to sit down, taking my jacket off before doing so. Due to my sensory hypersensitivity and pattern recognition I’m pretty sure I can substantially better that the normal human, so I can overhear things due to people expecting me to be out of range. This group of 5 girls were checking me out, remarking upon my appearance. I actually tilted my chair to the side so my back would be to them.
I hate the way it feels, it feels predatory and harassing. I understand how attractive women must feel about men they find repulsive.
I already know I’m a total bishonen when I’m I’m well groomed and dressed, I don’t need the incessant chatter of harlots to bolster my ego. Goddamn western women. I’m going to need to buy a walking stick to fend them off at school. Women are naturally drawn to older men.
cringe
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