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2018-05-25 at 4:44 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I once told malice he would definitely get cognitive benefit from meditation and he said he didn't have the time
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2018-05-24 at 3:26 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Either kill yourself or don't, but by God stop posting about it.
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2018-05-23 at 1:27 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.You think hydro has problems?
Well I just woke up and I don't even have any weed to smoke.
Where the fuck is my hugbox pitty party?.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-23 at 1:16 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I wonder how that would taste/feel if you poured up a deuce in some Pineapple FantaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-12 at 5:33 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.get these laotian cartoons off my shitty bbsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-10 at 6:11 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-05-09 at 12:21 PM UTC in The Retard RodeoOne time I lived with a bunch of retarded people and got them all hooked on weed.
They were all retarded and because of my weed they started eating like crazy and the girls would get horny and not know what being aroused is so they would freak out and be like "IT TINGLES! MY FLOWERS TINGLES!" and some retarded guy would take them into a room and they would have retard sex (which lasts like 10 hours and makes a huge mess btw)
They would fuck in the bathroom for hours. They would use entire boxes of condoms in one session and destroy any bedroom is was fucked up animalistic drug fueled retard hedonism.
One time after a long afternoon sex session that started around 11am and ended in the late afternoon in the bedroom of a friend of mine, he went in and there was shit all over the bed. He put a bunch of newspaper and garbage bags over it and we dragged it into the alley and left it there.
The tard girls also would get violent and pretty much only existed to get high and fuck. I was the one who supplied all the weed and made my living off trying to get as much of the tards disability money as possible. None of them ever bought weed before so I sold eighths for $30, grams were solid $10, quarters were $60 an ounces $200. I paid like 400 a QP for indoor and mostly sold them outdoor because they would flip out and act crazy on the good stuff.
I gave a girl dabs once and she kept trying to dial an ambulance or police, she didn't know what one and she was fine just freaking out and really wanted to dial 911.
One of the girls, Amanda (see above pic) would wake up, walk into the living room and yell "I WANT WEED NOW!" and punch her boyfriend Jessie (See above pic, 40 year old jedi guy that didn't know she was retarded) as hard as she can in the arm and he would not even be mad or upset even though it was a really good punch and look like it hurt he just goes "OW! AMANDA!" in his nasally jedi voice, then he gets some money from his wallet, gives it to me and I give him some weed.
One time she punched him so hard she broke his glasses and cut his face, another time knocked a plate of food out of his hand and he just smiled and cleaned it up.
He also got her pregnant when I was there (they had been together a few months, i was there less than a month)
They have a retard baby together now.
My best friend (spacepantz) and I both endured this for 3-4 weeks one Spring while we were selling weed and working, made LOTS of money but at the cost of our sanity. Spacepantz is now in a mental hospital, and I'm a recovering meth addict.
I like to think we were good kids and that the evils of society and lack of eugenics is why our lives are so fucked.
That is the story of the Retard Rodeo.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-08 at 1:08 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-08 at 12:17 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-05-06 at 11:42 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I'm glad Comedy Central is showing Scrubs again. It's been long enough where it's almost like watching it fresh. I definitely don't remember most episode plots, but there's still the nostalgia. Man, I might be mistaken, but it must've been near a decade since I watched this shit, maybe more.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-05 at 11:59 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentSmoking a cigarette, listening to clock DVA, browsing NiS.
so fucking goodThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-23 at 10:13 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice Heh, the cops came and got me during Japanese class due to 2 things I had written in my freshman composition class. Mentioned suicide twice, as well as my philosophical views in another paper, and dropped the class yesterday. Teacher reported it. On my last paper when I mentioned being severely depressed and suicidal she wrote that this was the second time I had mentioned it and that she was concerned. I knew she might think I was about to off myself if I dropped the class soon after that.
Honestly, I wasn't foolish enough to think there would be no risk, just foolhardy. I have a bad habit of stirring up trouble because the monotony and drudgery of everyday life becomes unbearable. I also don't like censoring myself and am accustomed to communicating almost exclusively in no-holds-barred domains where you can post almost anything.
Talked my way out of it pretty easily. Really wasn't that big a deal.
Do you remember the guy that reached out to me in my Japanese class after he saw my wallpaper of Sagiri from Eromanga Sensei? He had been asking if I was okay before this happened. After it was over I sent him I text saying I was going to leave the country tonight, to say goodbye to everyone for me, and thanked him for reaching out to a former hikikomori. He seems to have bought it and I've just been ignoring all his texts and calls. It's going to be really funny when I show up next class as if nothing happened.
So basically, what you’re saying is that you like attention, right?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-17 at 9:32 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.You should find hobbies that don't involve fingering your buttwholeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-16 at 11:21 PM UTC in hey mal how does it feel to get raped by a totse member?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby i accept your apology, just don't act like a faggot again mmmmmmmmk?!
does this look like the face of a rapist? no i dont think so, just a guy that likes to drink brews with his blue collar workers and bullshit and be faithful to his girl like a real american.
dare to take the rational black pill fam?
basically im one of the best trolls on this site while tumultuously being upfront and honest with who I am.
Definitely looks like the face of a rapist.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-16 at 6:14 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-04-16 at 3:02 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Damn I'm so fucking happy. Upgrading from my shitty studio apt soon. I cannot wait.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-15 at 7:09 PM UTC in hey mal how does it feel to get raped by a totse member?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Whimpy wimpy whimpertons
well of course you're gonna come out with a reply like that. but the thing is i've just planted a seed in your mind. you now know that this idea is there, people are gonna read it. one of them might do it. maybe they won't even say and will post it to groups of people that would likely be very loud about it. like the austin mom's network with there 14,000 members
https://www.facebook.com/groups/austinmomsnetwork/?ref=br_rs
or maybe find some nutters like the 512th Machete Militia Zombie Squad
https://www.facebook.com/groups/292446414941/about/
these guys describe themselves as:The 512th Machete Militia is the front line defense for when the zombies invade Austin Texas.
74 crazy fucktard members, you know they have regular meets for 'machete practice'?
or maybe the ATX gun lovers, lol
https://www.facebook.com/groups/ATXGUNS.info/?ref=br_rs
how you think they'll feel about a rapist in their community?
there's loads of groups full of crackpots in your area. maybe one of them would be dumb enough and crazy enough to go out and do summing stupid. just reading this is still planting that seed in your mind where it will grow. and at some point you are going to realize this could actually get real. 'some nut could be outside right now waiting to pop me mark chapman style in the back as i walk out the building'. or a bunch of drunken nuts one night might come and give you a good kick in. it could be any time, who knows? but who knows, one of our users or even just some lurker could be posting right now as you read this. that's gotta make you think hasn't it? ..and then the paranoia sets in, lol.
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2018-04-13 at 11:22 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice FUCK, just got told it’s going to be months until I can see a psychiatrist. I can’t fucking wait that long, I need treatment now.
No, you don't need drugs, for fuck's sake. You are and have been functioning just fine and actually making significant improvements to your life, man. Just a few months ago, imagining you going to school and interacting with other humans daily would've been hilariously and pitifully laughable. If you can do that, why in the fuck do you so urgently and desperately require drugs to function? Quit lying to yourself, man. And quit selling yourself short. You're capable of much more than you give yourself credit for, and you're actually harming yourself by telling yourself such lies, as the more you repeat them, the more you'll buy into them.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-13 at 12:27 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by CASPER If i kill myself, its going to be out away from my home somewhere (because killing yourself around other people is fucking selfish), and then just wrap a towel and then some tough plastic dropcloth or tarp material around my head everywhere but my nostrils. Then duct tape it in place. Then just a shot straight into the skull above the ear (I know pointing upward in your mouth is most effective, but cant do that with a tarp tied around your head). I imagine the people who have to clean up that stuff would appreciate someone making it a bit easier to clean up after.
The people we had who died were kamikaze pimp, viper, and ilovechronic among others.I forget which one was the gun cleaning incident but he was just too high and too confident in his gun handling skills. Then again ive done that same shit on TC a ton of times, im sure.
my fondest of memories of you are on tc beyond blackout drunk and fuxxing with a gun. .The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-12 at 1:28 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice I feel more at peace than I've felt in a long time. Going to keep a mental record of this, see how it progresses, whether I continue to experience this. My new stack may be doing just the trick, and I haven't even received my T-PAIN yet. Makes sense considering I have genuine disorders, and noots/supps have clearly been shown to have an impact that correlates with how severe symptoms are. Normies generally wont experience much, if anything at all, except from far stronger substances.
Nigga you are deficient in ways that chinese herbs and supplements cannot help out with long term. This isn't a diss, I'm just saying that this definitely isn't the answer lmao. IIRC, you were posting about the perfect stack right before you disappeared & snapped, went crazy and trashed your own place and hallucinated a bunch of shit while passed out and called the cops on yourself.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
