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2018-02-15 at 5:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice I’m honestly going to consider snorting a bit of cocaine beforehand to boost my charisma stat. Of course I’ll be on benzos as well.
How could this fail? Besides, it’s computer science. It probably has one of the most socially inept candidate pools around. Lanny actually once estimated that a full 10% of the people in his field may be on the spectrum.
Lmao. Please, after a decade of isolation, go to an important interview on cocaine, benzos, and autism. Record it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-15 at 6:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Lmao. Please, after a decade of isolation, go to an important interview on cocaine, benzos, and autism. Record it.
It’s been almost 14 years of isolation at this point, half my life.
I’ll have 4 years of school and mediation to act as therapy before that.
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2018-02-15 at 6:11 AM UTCSomething I’ve wondered multiple times is whether you could have survived 9/11 by pushing a fat person out a window with you and landing on top of them, potentially cushioning your fall enough to survive.
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2018-02-15 at 6:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice It’s been almost 14 years of isolation at this point, half my life.
I’ll have 4 years of school and mediation to act as therapy before that.
You really think I can’t even handle an interview?
Yeah malice, we really think you can't handle an interview. I don't think you can tell jokes. I don't think you know what an interviewer wants to hear. I don't think you know how to be personable. Like WS said, there are some skills you need to develop by having some kind of life. But you have next to no experience with people or relationships (of any kind.)
There are some interviews where any qualified, breathing person can get a job. And you'll probably get one of those. But people won't want to promote you. They won't want to put you in charge of a team. -
2018-02-15 at 6:53 AM UTCSo, you’re saying I should become an anti-capitalist terrorist and work to dismantle the hierarchical system capitalist enterprises force us into, unfairly putting some groups at a disadvantage?
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2018-02-15 at 7:02 AM UTC24/7 cringe in this bitch
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2018-02-15 at 7:04 AM UTC
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2018-02-15 at 7:06 AM UTCMalice do you have time to take a vacation before school starts? Go somewhere, anywhere, I swear it does wonders for the psyche.
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2018-02-15 at 7:11 AM UTCBTW, if I went too far and any government agents are reading this, I have no plans to actually hurt other people and just want to get through school.
I’m paranoid and I know if the government wants you killed they’re going to kill you, unless you go through extreme measures and are wealthy, but even then, if they really wanted to.
Don’t hurt me! I’m just a pitiful angry and resentful autist that has had a terrible life! Help me bring the people that abused me to justice and I’ll be good! There are so many things I’vr never done, I’ve never so much as held hands. I’m too young and inexperienced to die, terrified of the world, and going to prison around here would be a death sentence for someone like me. Do you have any idea how horrible it is to be like this, to be autistic? I’ve already suffered so much! -
2018-02-15 at 7:20 AM UTCF
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2018-02-15 at 7:28 AM UTCAt least I’m not a pedophile. I’ll sell out Sophie if that’s what it takes. (gomennasai aniki)
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2018-02-15 at 9:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon If anything, the bachelor's degree is the last important part of getting a high paying job: nobody really actually gives a remote fuck about your degree is most fields. It's 99.9% about your work experience, references and skills+interviews.
this is true, half the people working checkouts at supermarkets have degrees.
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2018-02-15 at 9:36 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-15 at 12:31 PM UTCHas anyone researched remote viewing? Shit sounds litty. I guess I could just use spy cameras though.
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2018-02-15 at 12:35 PM UTC
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2018-02-15 at 12:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice BTW, if I went too far and any government agents are reading this, I have no plans to actually hurt other people and just want to get through school.
I’m paranoid and I know if the government wants you killed they’re going to kill you, unless you go through extreme measures and are wealthy, but even then, if they really wanted to.
Don’t hurt me! I’m just a pitiful angry and resentful autist that has had a terrible life! Help me bring the people that abused me to justice and I’ll be good! There are so many things I’vr never done, I’ve never so much as held hands. I’m too young and inexperienced to die, terrified of the world, and going to prison around here would be a death sentence for someone like me. Do you have any idea how horrible it is to be like this, to be autistic? I’ve already suffered so much!
Flake
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2018-02-15 at 2:22 PM UTCNigga' i ain't catching up with 30 odd pages of TRT. So i will post this instead.
First ever gopnik hardbass, 1944, audio enhanced.
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2018-02-15 at 2:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop Has anyone researched remote viewing? Shit sounds litty. I guess I could just use spy cameras though.
You'll have more success trying really hard to imagine all the lewd stuff that girl you like is doing. It's basically the same, but if you believe what you are doing is actual "remote viewing" and you look that girl straight in the eyeball with that "i know what you did last night" look you'll probably end up with a restraining order. -
2018-02-15 at 2:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop Has anyone researched remote viewing? Shit sounds litty. I guess I could just use spy cameras though.
yes
it was a huge CIA boondoggle where 10% was considered a 'success' and virtually nobody ever made the mark
all of the original docs (the ones that weren't destroyed, anyway, but I don't think they were in this case except maybe out of embarassment) -
2018-02-15 at 2:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie You'll have more success trying really hard to imagine all the lewd stuff that girl you like is doing. It's basically the same, but if you believe what you are doing is actual "remote viewing" and you look that girl straight in the eyeball with that "i know what you did last night" look you'll probably end up with a restraining order.
Originally posted by aldra yes
it was a huge CIA boondoggle where 10% was considered a 'success' and virtually nobody ever made the mark
all of the original docs (the ones that weren't destroyed, anyway, but I don't think they were in this case except maybe out of embarassment)
It just seems like a cool concept. I'm a Supernatural fanboy so anything like that interests me. It would be cool to see large shipments of drugs come into the country or something those lines oh well.
