Originally posted by CASPER
Want some free opiates?
Watching your soon-to-be-Exhibit-B drum molestation video, it occurred to me that you and dissociator another tard or two should form a noise/nonsense rock band and make songs about chugging cough syrup and pulling barbecue forks on your parents because they said you should get a job. In this climate, it seems like just the thing that some faggots like Pitchfork would call "…honest, visceral….a searing indictment of an administration in cognitive turmoil, and for whom objective truths mean little."
we have a band already
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Originally posted by Malice
The most childish action is to simply accept things as they appear and act in accordance.
Good. If life appears meaningless and the appropriate way to solve that problem is to end life, sit down and have a nice long think about what you just said.
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[specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
Originally posted by Malice
Mainländer
When the will to life is denied and all is viewed as objectively as possible the will to death always arises as the ultimate force. Maybe I should stop deceiving myself and embrace it without fear.
Yeah okay, just go feed the puppies first you fucking teenager.
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Originally posted by Malice
Without any of the things that naturally drive people to continue to live I don't think I can function and endure this. Some people really are in a state where suicide is understandable, and a compassionate response wouldn't condemn it or see it as negative outcome relative to the alternative.
Yes, yes, but no one is in a state where endlessly talking about suicide and complaining about ever detail of your life while doing nothing is OK. My compassionate response is to shut the fuck up.
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[specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
Speaking of which, I'm so fucking happy right now. Just applied for my chinese visa. Got my backpack i'll be hitchhiking with yesterday. Promotion/raise at work too, start doing that Tuesday.
Life is pretty fucking awesome when you're actually doing shit. Sitting around and rotting just leads to depression. Can't believe I lived like that for so long.
Seriously Malice, just go out and do shit. There's really no drug or workout regimen that can replace living an active, goal oriented existence. This last year has probably been the best time of my life because of it.
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You idiots and your middle school mentality thinking people want to “fit in” just bc they know how to fucking act and get on with others in a space that isn’t even their own.
Ffs like a bunch of goddamn rowdy low IQ Mexicans that show up uninvited and steal all the beer and piss in the living room.
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I’ve finally accepted that I’m mentally retarded. I’m unable to support even my basic needs or accomplish anything at this age.
The only thing I have left is my imagination. I want to go out happy, and with the elevated motivation and energy the post ketamine stage gives me I could at the very least give the world something with the biggest last laugh anyone has ever pulled off. A legendary suicide.
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Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein
Comedy is a dangerous thing. Just because you're funny doesn't mean you are subverting rational norms or hurting people's feelings even on a subconscious level.
Frankly, I don't care. I'm not white or straight, and there are many jokes that could be said about that. I've laughed at many of them.
If I can laugh at jokes about my own race and orientation, I think others should be able to do the same. What makes me so different that I'm able to handle it and they're not? As long as its funny you should laugh.
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Lol its so weird how many hot ass women have posed like this for the internet. Do you think in her mind as this picture was being taken, she thought "whoa, this picture is going to change the game"
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