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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Malice Yelled at a guy that was jacking off by the sidewalk, a somewhat recessed area. He was sitting down on the edge laying back with his pants below his briefs and his shirt covering his member, clearly jacking off. Looked like a homeless or travelling punk, possibly East Asian (rare).

    I pointed at him and yelled, "Hey, fucking pervert! Do that again and I'm calling the cops!"

    He seemed startled, pulled them up, and didn't do anything.

    Oh! and he only a few blocks away from a park and community center, on a major street. Someone could have easily walked by without him seeing them beforehand.

    And you wonder why you dont make friends easily. *shakes head* You blew it, son.
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  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 malice, yelling at people does not constitute improvement, I hope you take a good look at yourself and how you can improve before you start going to try to socialize at school because if you act like a psychopath at school you will be ostracized and it hurts way more to have that happen when you're trying than when yelling at people jacking off or stlking persons

    Don't worry.

    He'll get this thing called life
  3. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by mmQ let me suck your fake boobs, and by that I mean KILL YOURSELF, and by that I mean don't actually kill yourself, and by that I mean why do you have to the fake boob thing, and by that I mean cmon man you're smart just join mensa and enlighten us, and by that I mean FUCK YOU, fucking tranny faggot, and by that I mean HAII, you TC tonight?, and by that I mean omg moon man what is with you lately, and by that I mean I have to take a shit. brb

    tl;dr
  4. Malice is intellectually subnormal. This type of behaviour should not come as a surprise to you.
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so does malice actually think he's normal? or normaler? he keeps posting all this shit about how this and that is going to help him fit in well when he goes to school. the fact is he's going to get the piss taken out of him so bad, and will totally be seen as the school loser. i very much doubt anyone will want to associate with him much because they will all be too worried that talking to him will give everyone else the wrong impression about themselves. he's got such a shock coming to him when he gets there. and the only harem he gonna get is a few stray cats that hang around the bins behind the cafeteria. college chicks are very shallow about who they date and will steer clear of a weirdo like malice like fucking ebola.

    if he's lucky a couple of other weirdo's will hang with him out of pity or coz they just as desperate for friends as he is or something.




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  6. Well now you're going full retard in the other direction.

    College isn't high school, nobody gives a fuck about you, you either make friends or nobody gives a shit.

    Malice is not remarkable or special. He is not even remarkably or specially stupid or mentally ill. When he goes to college, there will be other autistic kids there, and perhaps even ones who learn to cope with it and not be a fucking weirdo so they'll make him even more incisive.

    That's why he tries so overly hard to make his autism a pet of his identity; he doesn't have anything else. He is boring.

    When he has to actually write an essay for class, the C will hit him in the face and the first thing he'll do is complain that the professors are stupid for not thinking his retarded special snowflakery is not amusing.

    Nothing will change for him when he goes to college. He doesn't have the self awareness about his overall mental situation to have the ability to change it, and he also lacks the willpower or discipline necessary to make the necessary changes either.

    I'm happy to be wrong on all of this, but that's the way the wind is currently blowing.
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon College isn't high school, nobody gives a fuck about you, you either make friends or nobody gives a shit.

    college kids aren't that much more matured than the average high school kids. popularity and reputation is still very much a driving force amongst that age range. malices popularity will be zero the moment he starts babbling on about his stupid autism, and will just make himself the target of any self-conscious bully that is looking to make himself look better by constantly pointing out the flaws of anyone they see as weird and less beta than they are trying to be seen as. basically that will be every 'jock' mentality minded male, as well as any shallow minded females that are taken in by that shit. we are talking at least 50% of the school population here, prolly more.




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  8. I don't know how college works in Englistan but it isn't a matter of maturity, the social dynamics are completely different.

    In school, pretty much everyone has been going to the same school their entire lives, old friendships etc, and everyone pretty much has to take the same sets of classes, and when you get to the point of selecting your courses, you're still sharing the same basic schedule structure and hanging out in a relatively small perimeter, in the same places.

    In college, people come from all over for a number of reasons. You're not hanging out with the same people any more, and you don't have to put up with anyone's bullshit, you are an adult and you can walk away whenever you want, you don't need to be on campus. You don't really get the chance to make cliques because everyone's taking different classes at different times basically.

    Bullying on college campuses basically doesn't exist any more, it's all now about retarded ass college politics.
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    oh course yeah, coz adults don't do that sorta thing, i forgot.




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  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Everywhere here in the states that I've seen there's very little notion of "popularity" in higher education. I mean I guess there's hotter guys/gals and you kinda want to be going to the parties with that crowd but if you're not, and most people aren't, it's not like you're some kind of outcast or something. The social system works a lot like it does outside of school: you hang out with whoever you can tolerate and will tolerate you and maybe that confers some secondary benefits or maybe it doesn't but there's no real pecking order. Bullying is a joke.

    Originally posted by CASPER Fun fact: Bradley hates cherry. Who the fuck hates cherries?

    Cherries are pretty dope but pretty much anything that's "cherry flavored" is disgusting.
  11. Haha damnnn malice you need some manners. Come to Idaho and we will teach you some ya fuckin' sexxxy sponge <3 xoxoxo
  12. *Sigh*

    Time to charter a flight to Thailand


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  13. Malice dropping the N word tsk tsk

    I thought you loved all people.


    Glenn Park is beautiful. I love that bart station. Maybe he just wanted to see if he could crash at your house for some work detail.. and youre hella calln him the n word. :(

    Off topic.. do you still have your Travis Bickle style mohawk? if I get this filming done for this animation I was thinking of trying it.. but my hair is kind of curly-jedi-irish-fro
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    ^niggerfag
  15. I need to order some clonazolam
  16. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by HTS tl;dr

    ur a tranny and ur bewbz dun count
  17. Erorr Houston
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  18. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery ^niggerfag

  19. Erorr Houston
    wait!!!!! LSD is on this site?????? Ew dude
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