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  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by CASPER If youd imbibed ayahuasca, youd gave given up all your worldly posessions and quit the internet because Snake-Mother, protector of the vine, crushed your body and dismembered you limb by limb, then ingested your corpse into the swirling hole of infinity that is her stomach, where children played with your disembodied all-ness like building a sand castle….and then, Snake Mother shit youout into the belly of the earth where you put out roots and sprang forth as the tree of knowledge. A race of hairless blue people stood beneath your branches, grasping at its fruits, but the second a drop touched their lips, every one of them began to wither and decay. And the decay spread like a wave of a nuclear weapon, rushing faster and faster, destroying billions upon billions. And the earth splits and the oceans roil, and you feel afraid at your insignificance. And then the light of the sun pierces the ashen haze- those ashes of the obliterated billions- and you realize you are mingled with them. And nothing is lost, and nothing is created. Everything is just living and being and dying and becoming all at once.We are dust and energy and miracles of chemistry, and you feel like a newborn just looking out to see your mother's face for the first time.







    But then you remember Game of Thrones is on tonight, so fuck all that faggot shit. DRAGONS, NIGGA!

    Because DRAGONS, NIGGA!
  2. Dragons r wingo liserds
  3. I'll be sad of the draggos get heafshotted with the big ass crossbow :(

    That Maester Qyburn dude is a straight gamer too, I bet he poisoned the arrow that hit Balerion
  4. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I miss figure 8
  5. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack I could go for about five Xanax bars right now

    five states and one felony later...
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  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Yelled at a guy that was jacking off by the sidewalk, a somewhat recessed area. He was sitting down on the edge laying back with his pants below his briefs and his shirt covering his member, clearly jacking off. Looked like a homeless or travelling punk, possibly East Asian (rare).

    I pointed at him and yelled, "Hey, fucking pervert! Do that again and I'm calling the cops!"

    He seemed startled, pulled them up, and didn't do anything.

    Oh! and he only a few blocks away from a park and community center, on a major street. Someone could have easily walked by without him seeing them beforehand.

    Yelled at another person last week.

    I was at the Glen Park BART station and this nigger with really dopey/retarded looking eyes came up to me and said, "Can we talk", then when I accepted began, "I just got kicked out of my transitional housing program..."

    I immediately stated, "I don't have any cash" because no one has ever randomly come up to me, a random stranger, just to talk about their problems, and not wanted money, especially in SF where people are hustling all the time.

    He then got pissed and started rambling on, "How'd you know what I was gonna say? How'd you know what I was gonna say?"

    "You just said..."

    "I said I wanted to talk. You just said something hella stupid."

    "Okay, okay, I'm sorry."

    He was far too close and dared to speak to me in such a manner. You know how aggressive and impulsive niggers tend to be. After rapidly defusing the situation, due to how they tend to incrementally get worked up, angered, the longer it goes on, at a rate and to an extent far higher than other races, I began following him to see if I could catch him trying to ask another person and ruin it for him, hopefully goading him into hitting me in view of one of the many cameras so I could hit him in self-defense and get him arrested and charged. Unfortunately, even after running around, I couldn't find him.

    As I was boarding the train I think I saw him, and moved to the next train over to be in line with him. Viewing him speak to an older white gentleman I waited until the doors were about to close and at just the right moment yelled, "Hey! Fuck you!" while flipping him off nicely, arm going back in just as the doors were closing.

    Afterward I recalled that years ago at an Oakland BART station someone had started off with a similar line, not having money to get home to their transitional housing program, who also looked like him, with the dopey eyes.

    Although, I also realized that due to the amygdala abnormalities, my baseline permanently being in flight or fight mode, I may have misinterpreted their actions, being offended at my response being natural if they had actually wanted to talk. Well, fuck him, I still hope I did offend him in that case. How dare he go up to a random stranger with his personal problems, in SF of all places, and then speak to me in that manner and with that body language.
  7. Leave it to Malice to give a guy a hard time for trying to crank out a quick nut on the sidewalk.
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  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, and as to the posts a few pages back disparaging me, you must all be unaware of just how much I've changed in a multitude of ways in only the last two months, particularly the last month.

    In the past would I have been able to confront others and yell at the?

    I'm actually functioning pretty normally now. Of course, I still need improvement in some regards, but who doesn't? Not only that, but my cognitive abilities have increased substantially. Some of the changes I've noticed are fascinating and will be an immense help for school.
  9. There's nothing normal about yelling at people on the streets of San Francisco, Malice.
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  10. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Malice, I'll be in your harem.
  11. Originally posted by Malice Oh, and as to the posts a few pages back disparaging me, you must all be unaware of just how much I've changed in a multitude of ways in only the last two months, particularly the last month.

    In the past would I have been able to confront others and yell at the?

    I'm actually functioning pretty normally now. Of course, I still need improvement in some regards, but who doesn't? Not only that, but my cognitive abilities have increased substantially. Some of the changes I've noticed are fascinating and will be an immense help for school.

    Nobody cares.
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Will spunk for shit

    yeah yeah, we all know you're a faggot.




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    shit, i just noticed there's only 100 pages to go before i re-name trt 'the retarded fred(the jolly green giants cock edition)'




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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack There's nothing normal about yelling at people on the streets of San Francisco, Malice.

    I don't know, pretty normal for the streets of San Francisco. But maybe not normal in a broader sense.
  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach





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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pew dude!
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Rickon might have some sort of relevance, minor though it may be, to the plot in the books, otherwise I don't see why he'd be hidden away by Osha for so long. I don't think they could make it work, or knew what his relevance would be in the show. It was weird for him to be gone for so long and then reappear just to be killed off.

    Spoiler alert: He does not.

    I remember I was going to ship Bradley all the books and a bunch of edibles, before he just disappeared.

    Fun fact: Bradley hates cherry. Who the fuck hates cherries?
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack I could go for about five Xanax bars right now

    I have fucktons of footballs that i have no interest in. Rainy day maybe...
  19. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    got 2mg klon under my tongue
  20. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    malice, yelling at people does not constitute improvement, I hope you take a good look at yourself and how you can improve before you start going to try to socialize at school because if you act like a psychopath at school you will be ostracized and it hurts way more to have that happen when you're trying than when yelling at people jacking off or stlking persons

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