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2017-09-13 at 5:08 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Your memory fails you. He'd do shit like shoot up a speedball then run around in only underwear, socks, and a cape in his room like some sort of dancing superhero.
He went total 12 steps now though. Refused to talk to me about a year back because I messaged him while I was drinking. Totally blocked me. Told me I'd have to quit drinking before he could talk to me.
Lol. I wondered what had happened to this dude. Yeah he went off the rails pretty quickly. For anyone who doesn't remember, he shot a bunch of dope, eventually got an infection that has to be cut out of his arm. Eventually did a speedball and had a stroke. Half his body was paralyzed from the stroke but he was still getting high, coming on cam and slurring his words. I had to stop coming in TC bc of him. Made me too depressed. His dad was some sort of DEA agent, and for a time, he was living in his fathers house getting high, and at one point iirc, his father was furious at him because Semi got semen on the leather office chair. lulz. -
2017-09-11 at 6 AM UTC in king L challenge threadIts like dog hair. And some godawful looking....hash...i guess?
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2017-09-11 at 5:50 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by RestStop Well Brahs…looks like I'm done doing/selling ice cream. Why do I feel this sadness like I'm getting a divorce and my whole family just fucking died? I'm sure that over the weeks and months that follow I won't feel like I need to lay down every 2.5 minutes and that in time I'll learn to right all my wrongs.
Post last edited by RestStop at 2017-09-11T05:34:56.523202+00:00
Dat Ben n Jerrys can really fuck witchu mane. I know dat feel. -
2017-09-11 at 2:45 AM UTC in I need some inspiring words
Originally posted by mashlehash Lol
One time this chick GRABBED ME and stuck her tongue down my throat. Totally unwarranted. Bitch was wanting to cook my canoli
Cannolis are an uncooked assembly of a crunchy shell and sweetened ricotta cheese paste, reminiscent of cheesecake, and garnished with chocolate, almonds, powdered sugar, fruit, etc. So indeed, that would be TOTALLY UNWARRANTED. -
2017-09-11 at 12:57 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Wick Sweat Https://Freeindiankavateenagerbuzzorplaceboplusnausea.com
Take 3 tablespoon Crouton. Feel hella nauseous as it sucks the moisture from your mouth then again as it settles in your stomach. Lay on your side and try not to throw up.. pay close attention to the buzz you feel. Yep, feels like taking half of a 5 mg Norco while you have food poisoning. Its bad ass.
kava or Crouton? From what ive heard, Crouton is actually legit. And thats from a LOT of long time opiate users. -
2017-09-10 at 9:02 AM UTC in I need some inspiring wordsWhere the fuck are u NARC? I need feedback. We've got to get this thing nailed down. This is a pivotal moment.
Was also toying with:
Give me your worst
Ill give you my best
Dreams become real when
You shit on my chest -
2017-09-10 at 8:34 AM UTC in Draw the user above you in MS paint.
Originally posted by Dargo i have a pic of him. i'll have to take it down from over my bed first tho.
Plz do. I have a grand panorama in mind.
A circular gate in the mid-ground, with horses prancing around with engorged, veiny horse cocks. In the background, a dilapidated barn and the bloated and rotted corpses of myriad starved animals. A squat trailer sits amidst weeds, a blue tarp duct taped over one window. A Macho Man Randy Savage cardboard cut out holding court beside a rusted out chevy caprice. A torn punching bag sways gently, pinned with various knives and home-made ninja stars. In the fore, hydro lays spread eagle in a pile of yet-to-be burned garbage with her breasts spilled one to each side of her body. As she peers confusedly over her gut, mystery semen leaks haphazardly from her ACCURSED WOMB, as a gaunt, flea-bitten mutt licks eagerly at it for much needed sustenance. A scrawny middle aged man sits in his underwear in a dirty sofa, and holds a beer up, laughing and gesturing as a second dog rapes an unclothed toddler. To the very right of hydro, §m£ÂgØL stands naked amongst a small clearing, proud and spent- having just become a man- by no choice of his own. His hobo knapsack still at his dirty unwashed latin hitchhiker feet, he strums a merry tune on his mandolin, as geese gather at his waist to snap at what they have understandably assumed to be a staple of their spring diet. -
2017-09-10 at 8:12 AM UTC in I need some inspiring words
Originally posted by Dargo Your poem is good tho. Kudos.
Why thank you. I always fancied myself a man of words, before i lobotomized myself with three quarters of a million dollars worth of street drugs.
It seemed like something perfect for him, straight from his disgusting, diseased, race-mixing heart. -
2017-09-10 at 8:10 AM UTC in Nitrous is awesome
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2017-09-10 at 8:08 AM UTC in I need some inspiring words
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2017-09-10 at 8:04 AM UTC in I need some inspiring wordsBut I suppose I should be constructive, so heres something from the heart, tailored to what I know about you as a person, as a human being, as a man, a lover, a friend, and a street philosopher......
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Come back home quick
So I can piss on you
Or you piss on me
Or me, you and your friend
Or the guy you fucked Monday
With the dodgy bell-end
But even should you choose
To not piss on my face
I guess ill still like you
If you do other degenerate shit in its place
But no srsly what I mean
Is this'll turn out in the end
If we lie to get welfare
And slang your gash for £10
I guess Im just saying
Youre smart and youre brave
And amazing for doing
What youre doing today
At some point youll be angry
And might want to quit-
Tired of sitting, listening
To their faggotty 12 Step shit
*But its not about them
Or their expectations
Just your own sense of balance, joy,
Gratitude, patience.
And when your work is done
You can leave there with pride, knowing
Theres a life worth living waiting for you
On the other side.
p.s- And even if you relapse
Or fuck around in there and cheat
It'd still be nice if you'd come around
Once a week or so
So I can piss on ur feet.
kthxbye <3 ur pahtna,
Narcassist J Esquivel, Esq. -
2017-09-10 at 7:21 AM UTC in I need some inspiring wordsI dont want to rain on this shit parade but 1) LSD is right....people fuck like rabbis in rehab. 2) You really think youre going to have a successful, meaningful relationship with a girl you j ust met, who's going to be coming out of rehab, and YOU are still using? If youre not taking concrete steps to get clean, the entire time she's in there, the main thing theyre going to be telling her is "YOU NEED PEOPLE LIKE HIM OUT OF YOUR LIFE. AS LONG AS HES USING, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE AT SOBRIETY. IF HE HAD REAL LOVE FOR YOU, DO YOU HONESTLY THINK HED BE LETTING YOU SELL YOUR BODY TO STRANGE MEN?"
Idk. Seems like a losing proposition if youre not trying to get clean too. Either she'll get clean and leave you, or she'll stay with you and start using again, keep fucking weird sad cocks. Seems like a lose-lose to me. But what do I know, sheeit? -
2017-09-10 at 7:02 AM UTC in Nitrous is awesomeThe ones that they sell at someshops are ass. They always buy the shittiest, cheapest brands and mark them up to $20 a box.
I buy UltraPureWhip or someshit made in Austria. The taste is light and clean and fresh. Oh man....I might have to make an order. Best part is the supplier is based in California, so even the free shipping gets here in 1 day, 2 max.
Although before he vanished and became legend, GG4 was supposed to help me get a 20lb tank. -
2017-09-10 at 6:45 AM UTC in king L challenge threadThat is some gross looking weed. Then again, I feel for the peasants who cant just walk into a store and buy 35% tested crystalized fluffy nugs of candyland or slabs of shatter. Its a rough life over the pond. Consider taking up heroin- thats the only thing you guys do better in the UK.
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2017-09-10 at 6:36 AM UTC in Draw the user above you in MS paint.§m£ÂgØL deserves someone to draw him. Im very bad at drawring, and i havent used mspaint since high school, but i will do my best. Someone dredge up some pictures of him, because im not creepy enough to be having pictures of you guys.
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2017-09-10 at 6:18 AM UTC in Fuck UPS, Sissy Bottom BitchesI can actually check that for you if you give me the tracking numbers. On friday though, we were advised that regular ground shipments should expect at least a 2-3 day delay.
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2017-09-10 at 6:16 AM UTC in ATTN: SCROLANDO + HTS + GAY SEXWhats a scron/aldo?
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2017-09-10 at 5:01 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!I need to remember to make another TRT. Im always fashionably late.
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2017-09-07 at 7:08 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-09-07 at 6:55 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
