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Posts by CASPER

  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by matrix lol my iq is higher than yours

    Yeah, I guess. Half the time idk wtf youre talking about. Give it a decade of huffing duster and drinking cough syrup and smoking spice though and we'll revisit. lol. *shrug*

    But in my defense, I also dont jack off in jars and roll around in shit.

    We will never understand the intricacies of the genius mind.
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm drinking coffee right now.

    WHOA THERE MAN LETS JUST TAKE IT EASY OKAY? IT DOESN'T NEED TO GO DOWN LIKE THIS. YOU CAN MAKE THE CHOICE.....
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Lanny would be trying to teach the class and yelling at Bill Krozby for watching mukbang videos on his phone. Sploo would be huffing ether in the corner quietly and writing death threats to kinkou, who is passed out on her desk and has been for quite some time. MQ would be out behind the school getting stoned. Hydro would be cutting herself and crying loudly the bathroom. Nobody knows where the fuck bling is. Mash would be writing raps and doodling. Captain Falcon would be at the front with hand raised. Sophie would be reading manga because he already read the lesson Lanny is teaching. Casper would be selling guns in a different state because he dropped out the previous year.

    Obviously I'd be having orgies in the next room over a pile of money and drugs. 10/10 super model bitches sucking all four of my dicks while I eat lo mein with panda meat.

    Depending on what class it was, I would either be listening attentively, whilst asking to go to the bathroom every 20 min to go get high- or not in attendance at all, eating a breakfast burrito down the block....and i would sell the guns after class.

    You people dont know me at all.
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Where all the midget hoes at brah

    I thought someone shot u or something?
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    That shashy hash
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    lolololol oh god
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by matrix its always above 150 though, 152 to be exact, im talking about my highest score ever

    From 8-14 I took part in a study at UCLA where Id go every wednesday night for 2 or 3 hours and take tests. Throughout, id take IQ tests. And then at 17 and 18 after exiting the program, I was asked to test a couple more times. I Always tested mid 140's -low 150's. I think my lowest was 144. So what does that mean?

    Not a hell of a lot.

    I was still completely dysfunctional socially. I still had no friends, and the few I did were literal austistic fags who's biggest excitement of the day was BOOMERANG audio magazine, because TV and computers were too stimulating, and they might start self harming. I still didnt get along with any of my family, really. I still couldnt hold down a job, because i thought I was too good for the menial types of jobs you generally get from 16-20.

    The biggest disservice my mom and family friends ever did me, was telling me how EXCEPTIONAL I was. Its an almost debilitating way to go through life, thinking theres nothing you can learn, and that all the people around you are complete fuckwits. Makes life almost impossible.

    Just my two cents.

    Post last edited by CASPER at 2017-09-06T14:22:50.244378+00:00
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery WHO WAS MONKEYQ? I THOUGHT MMQ BECAUSE IT HAS M AND Q!

    HTS CONFIRMED SCRON IS REALLY COMING AND IT WILL BE "FUN"!

    THIS POST IS IN CAPS

    Was probably just hydro trying to "confirm" her suicide. "OMG SHE HAS A GUN NOW I CANT WATCH"
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Lanny also 110% down for capturing HTS to spirit her away so we can get married in secret

    Lol. NIS-wide game of Capture the Fag.

    Who's in?
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  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Lol wtf am I even reading.

    lol idk. I havent slept for like 36 hours. I think i was just looking for a SUPER academic way of saying. SHE AIN'T BLACK-BLACK NAWMEEN? SHE MIXED MAYBE CREOLE IUNNO SHEEIT.
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby If you didn't make your bed it would air out, I occasionally keep the sheets off my bed and don't make it to let it air out, it has tons of alcohol cold sweats, semen, pussy juices, ass juices, blood, beer, hot sauce and coffee, and alcohol spills.

    I actually ask girls when they come over after cleaning my place, if my place smeels and they say no, so I must be doing something right.

    Ask them to get real close and smell your mattress, then report back plz.
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by infinityshock it has nothing to do with skin color. it's all about content of character.

    and the smell. those sausage lips don't help any, either. or that nappy hair.

    So what are your thoughts on that one?

  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by infinityshock nigger lovers

    I dont understand disliking someone just for a color. If they have desirable attributes, so be it. Of course if theyre also ghetto and nasty- double fail.
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Probably mixed, but what do you mean typical black body type? Athletic? AthleTHICC? She's got the nigger lips, black hair, dark eyes, pretty niggerific to me, but hot as fuck.

    Her lips aren't anywhere near typical negroid protrusion. Her body proportions are closer to what I would consider am "ideal white" body type than what I think most POC would consider ideal. In other words, if you were to survey 5000 black men and show 20 pictures ranging from skinny to fit (kinda like this), to fake and double wide/ huge tits and silicone leeyups...i think a lot would choose the latter.

    Most of her features, facial symmetry seem closer to typical european than typical african...but i could be wrong.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon … You never know what you're going to beget

    O nise.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Oh THATS why you wanted my email. Touche.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I can't jerk off to gifs. Im not internet enough.

    Shes mixed though. She doesn't have a typically black body type or facial features. Of course id fuck that.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin


    In b4 ((( )))

    Also, I really dont fnd black chicks attractive, but some mixed ones are okay. Still, 90% of the time, dont give me chub. I think my dick is racist.

    I think K posted the best all arounders thusfar. I like normal, girl-next door looking chicks and girls with tattoos. Gigantic tits= gross. Too skinny= gross. Too much makeup, trying too hard to be "sexy"= gross. I dont spend time trolling 4chan, so I dont have an image collection to share. But whoever said Pannys wife needed to lose weight needs to check demselves b4 they reck demselves. That ass/tummy/tits ratio is close to ideal for me. I guess it only makes sense since Panny has agreed to let me make use of her/ protect her should he die in the coming wars....at least until we can grow a new body for his cryogenically frozen head, and teach it to bang correctly.

    Post last edited by CASPER at 2017-09-05T10:06:56.244617+00:00
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    This kind of cringe can't exist in the wild. It took the careful nurturing of our little petri dish to come up with something so awe-inspiringly retarded.
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