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2017-09-05 at 9:14 AM UTC in Someone Unintentionally Uses Cum-towel and you Dont Stop ThemYeah thats kind of weird to HANG UP a jizz towel. At least throw it in a hamper or something, fuck nigga. People be tryin to dry their hands n sheeit. She had the right idea though. Dont just wipe off- jump in the shower. Having that itchy stomach, balls-stuck-to-your-leg all day because you refused to rinse the cum and ladyjuice off you is gross.
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2017-09-05 at 9:11 AM UTC in So do we have any girls left?I think kreepy is still around. Hydro is still here . Im sure theres some other gender neutral tomboy vaginas in our midst that dont want all the cringey attention. Because lets be honest...its the internet.
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2017-09-05 at 7:52 AM UTC in street prices where you are
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2017-09-05 at 7:21 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSRape is what you make of it
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2017-09-05 at 6:52 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by aldra lol, wonder showzen
if I take a photo of someone and jerk off to it later, is it delayed-action digital rape?
Not really. Because youre only technically fucking the person that they were at that very moment the photo was taken. And unless they were coincidentally thinking "Plz dont rape me", theyre all up for it. -
2017-09-05 at 6:03 AM UTC in Going soberWtf is a bundy
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2017-09-05 at 5:47 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by hydromorphone Nobody was in there when I last checked. It doesn't matter. I don't give a fuck.
Adios, cowboys.
I loved those I loved, truly, genuinely, even if I did end up hurting most, if not all of them. I loved them no less, and sorry for the hurt I inflicted. It was never my intention.
This is it. See ya on the other side.
For once in your life, dont be a fucking gay. Get a job, get on medicare, feed ur kid, stop fucking weirdos on the internet. The end. -
2017-09-05 at 5:14 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-09-05 at 4:34 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-09-04 at 9:47 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-09-04 at 9:45 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Aww man, that's depressing. He was fun to talk to before he got back on dope. RIP.
Yeah. I make it a point to try to remember people like that. A friend from high school who died in a motorcycle crash had a birthday a couple of weeks ago, and a friend asked if I wanted to go to the gravesite. Drove over, and could see there were a ton of people there. Just walked back to the car. Didn't want to deal with the entourage, the whole song and dance. He got into some really scummy shit, but he was always popular and apparently that carries over to the afterlife. But unpopular friends who died from OD or sleep apnea or suicide....no one ever talks about them, or visits them, or leaves candles and shit on their death sites. Idk. Makes me angry. Everyone should matter. Everyone should be remembered. -
2017-09-04 at 9:38 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Wick Sweat https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JkylCYa5Vi
Why'd you delete it you fag? -
2017-09-04 at 9:31 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-09-04 at 2:03 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSSTOP ALL THIS GAY SHIT THIS ISNT YOUR MAGICAL FUCKING KEANU REEVES MAILBOX BUY A FUCKING DIARY ALREADY OR PAY YOUR FUCKING CELL PHONE BILL
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2017-09-04 at 1:51 PM UTC in street prices where you are
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2017-09-03 at 6:48 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-09-02 at 4:20 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 A good try if you've never studied Chinese.
Would be more like "shuey-yoo-ahn" for xueyuan and "zh/jaopian" for zhaopian (the zh in pinyin makes a kinda jhrr noise, no real English equivalent) and "chee-an" for qian. They mean college, picture, and money, if you were curious.
Seriously though, pretty good. You did the 'rr' sound for ao in zhaopian but it's actually something done for I's and it's also a regional thing. Up north they would say 'shrr' for shi (is/be/are) but down south they actually pronounce the I. It's also only for some I words for reasons I cannot fathom.
Also good guess on the frontal tensing of the tongue. That's what I thought at first too but they're actually moving the tongue backwards into the mouth. I don't yet get how to do this without making it sound like my mouth is full of food.
Sometimes pinyin does make a little more sense, like in English we pronounce liar with the (phonetic) A sound first. lair is also pronounced with the A sound first, different A though. In pinyin you won't have funky shit like this to worry about, you just gotta learn the basics first which really isn't that hard. It's actually way easier to learn than I thought it'd be, except for written.
My first guesses were a little close to what they actually wouldve been then, I guess. Thought you were trying some trick stuffs. Only because ive seen the names of some chinese cities pronounced, and it started zhwey...but i could also swear ive heard xu pronounced "curr/coo". And "qi" - like chi/energy. Figured that had to be some weird conjugation sound too.
Very cool language though, and going to be increasingly more relevant in coming years. How long have you been studying? And youre abroad now? I mustve missed that part. Theres just something depressing about knowing there are billions of people on the planet who you COULD sit down with and exchange stories and history and conversation, but cant because of language barrier. Hopefully Google will get on with that. -
2017-09-02 at 1:36 PM UTC in How often to you slovikot a pussy or ass? (serious question)It hasn't been a relevant topic for me in quite some time, but even girls who are otherwise hygenic, ive come across some that just smell and taste fucking awful. I mean if shes giving me head, it seems only fair, and of course i want to get her off as effectively as possible, but most of the time i wont eat a chick out unless we hop in the shower first. I wouldnt expect ANYONE to give me head if I could smell my own junk, standing up, outside, in a light breeze...and i would expect the same of anyone else. Some chicks get really offended though. If ive been eating you out for 60 seconds, and my tongue and throat are burning, how about we just rise off first, huh? I mean A dick even at its worst- is external, easily cleaned. A vag on the other hand- is a prime breeding ground for bacteria, and is prone to all sorts of shit going wrong with it if theres any kind of bacterial or fungal or ph balance issue out of whack, keeping that ecosystem from being in balance (see previous comment about burning...that was likely a lactic acid imbalance). I dont think its too much to ask.
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2017-09-02 at 1:13 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I was all like whaaaat the fuuuuuck. Nigga, I wasn't even convicted, the charges were dismissed.
Really, when the judge saw the police report, he was like, "It.. doesn't look like anything actually happened.." and I was all i kno rite. Florida is fucked up for making arrest records public like that. Doesn't matter if you're guilty or not, news sites can plaster the arrest all over and fuck you up over it. Charge ≠ conviction.
True story- I looked you up years ago to see if you were on a Florida prison registry, to put random money on your books. -
2017-09-02 at 1:11 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
