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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lanny's class sounds boring anyway.



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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *concludes hotbox sess- with risir and mash (I invited them out), comes into class, spots LSD sitting near the back staring into space, sneaks behind him and ganks his grande Starbucks triple Americano, runs back to meet riz and mash to share coffee with*
  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Yea brother
  4. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Honestly, I didn't start drinking coffee until I was like 18 or 19. And in high school I skipped like half of each day's classes usually. I probably would've been hiding out in a bathroom smoking weed or something.
  5. Originally posted by mashlehash Yea brother

    Yea sister
  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by mmQ What's Rizey doing? Can he get high with me, or I with him?

    We actually used to have a bong in a bush at the school's backdoor. Everytime I had chemistry class I'd sneak out and rip a hit or two real quick. The lab-room(?) was right before the backdoor but it was still exciting because the door would only open from the inside so you couldn't close it and the rock or stick in the door always left a trace. Never got caught, though.
  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    We gonna do this highschool roleplay thing fo real now or what?
  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Honestly, I didn't start drinking coffee until I was like 18 or 19. And in high school I skipped like half of each day's classes usually. I probably would've been hiding out in a bathroom drinking coffee or taking espresso shots

    Fixed.
  9. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I'm drinking coffee right now.
  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm drinking coffee right now.

    And how do you feel?

    How is your mood?

    Do you feel like throwing things?

    Do you feel like hurting people?

    Tell me about your mother. When's the last time you hurt your mother?

    Do you feel that she loves you for the person that you are, regardless if you have a cup of coffee in your hand?
  11. Originally posted by mashlehash And how do you feel?

    How is your mood?

    Do you feel like throwing things?

    Do you feel like hurting people?

    Tell me about your mother. When's the last time you hurt your mother?

    Do you feel that she loves you for the person that you are, regardless if you have a cup of coffee in your hand?

    lmfao I wonder if PTSD kicks in on his mother everytime she see's a starbucks symbol and afraid to leave the house every Valentines Day
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  12. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Letting out a weird squawk sound, just audible enough for op there in line.

    Her therapist says she shouldn't go to Starbucks anymore but she likes to take the risk.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Gonna make a tunamelt with garlic, olive oil and Tilsiter. Fucking ace mate.
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Tuna is gross.
  15. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Don't assault me, bro.
  16. Originally posted by Purewhitepanda lmfao I wonder if PTSD kicks in on his mother everytime she see's a starbucks symbol and afraid to leave the house every Valentines Day

    No wait it was Mother's Day even fucking worse HAHAHA
  17. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Gonna make a tunamelt with garlic, olive oil and Tilsiter. Fucking ace mate.

    I'm going to spit in your tuna.
  18. Originally posted by Captain Falcon Da speed of ur car doznt imply the state uf itz air kundishuninh, how can u say is not QRNG based?????????????????

    those arent conjugate variables dumbass
  19. Originally posted by Captain Falcon Da speed of ur car doznt imply the state uf itz air kundishuninh, how can u say is not QRNG based?????????????????

    those arent conjugate variables dumbass

    Originally posted by CASPER From 8-14 I took part in a study at UCLA where Id go every wednesday night for 2 or 3 hours and take tests. Throughout, id take IQ tests. And then at 17 and 18 after exiting the program, I was asked to test a couple more times. I Always tested mid 140's -low 150's. I think my lowest was 144. So what does that mean?

    Not a hell of a lot.

    I was still completely dysfunctional socially. I still had no friends, and the few I did were literal austistic fags who's biggest excitement of the day was BOOMERANG audio magazine, because TV and computers were too stimulating, and they might start self harming. I still didnt get along with any of my family, really. I still couldnt hold down a job, because i thought I was too good for the menial types of jobs you generally get from 16-20.

    The biggest disservice my mom and family friends ever did me, was telling me how EXCEPTIONAL I was. Its an almost debilitating way to go through life, thinking theres nothing you can learn, and that all the people around you are complete fuckwits. Makes life almost impossible.

    Just my two cents.

    Post last edited by CASPER at 2017-09-06T14:22:50.244378+00:00

    lol my iq is higher than yours
  20. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by matrix those arent conjugate variables dumbass

    wat

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