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2017-12-28 at 10:59 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by RisiR † I don't have a computer…. well, I actually do again but it's just for work. I can't game on it.
I need muh Playstation! Now!
My dude. Go on ebay and buy any dell optiplex or anything with an intel quad core (i5 series). I got one for $90- including shipping.
Slap a $70 GTX 780 or $100 gtx 970 in there,$30 or 40 for a psu upgrade and for roughly $200, youll be gaming at medium-high settings for the next at least 2 years.
Bulk-purchased, mass produced refurbished workstation computers sporting quad core processors are the most undervalued thing in pc gaming right now. Basically for cheaper than the cost of the copy of windows that comes with it- you can have the entire computer. -
2017-12-28 at 10:34 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by RisiR † What does a fucking server even do that's so hard? Why do I need a fucking server in my game? You fucking nigger.
I can't play a fucking mobile game offline anymore. Whuwhuwha what is this shit? I'm fucking losing it. Why? We used to have great fucking times without shit like this. Why did you have to change. I don't even know you anymore and to be honest I'm not even sure if I want to at this point.
"Yea, that's why I retro game… just bought this used Amiga for 3 grand"… why are fucking SNES games so fucking expensive now? "Collectables" "mint condition" "deadstock"… I want to smash a crowbar right through your cranium you piece of shit.
Emulators, my nigga. It was the best thing ive ever discovered. Made me happy like a little kid for weeks, just reliving my entire childhood. -
2017-12-28 at 3:26 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Malice Casper, your godson sounds like a lost cause. Why do you even spend time with him? The reason he may have turned out autistic could be assortativity. People with higher than average autistic traits tend to be drawn to similar people, people in general are drawn to those like themselves. So your friend could have mated with someone who was also higher than average on autistic traits, producing someone with full blown 'tism.
No, really. Oh, did you ever take the autism quotient test? https://psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/
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2017-12-27 at 2:31 PM UTC in What have you been playing lately?Just starting Doki DOki Literature Club. Nobody will shut up about this game.
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2017-12-27 at 1:36 PM UTC in What have you been playing lately?
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2017-12-27 at 1:31 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!But what if you could increase the EFFICIENCY and TECHNIQUE of your movements, to reduce necessary washing by 80%? Then technically youre still getting the same amount of cleaning done, just 5x as effectively.
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2017-12-27 at 1:26 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Fromus Krokus its not the texture or some autistic bs that prevents me from bathing regularly. its the compulsion to wash the same part of my body 20 times in a row for every part of my body, which makes me hate showering being i HAVE to do these compulsions and it causes panic.
Like exactly 20 times? Or just like...you've got to be SURE?
Ok the kid is probably just gross then. He also loves all sorts of kid shit and like...Im trying to get him playing violent video games and watching anime or something, and all he wants to do is watch Thomas the Tank Engine. I mean...talking trains is cool i guess but come on dude. -
2017-12-27 at 1:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Fromus Krokus i have a 3.5 GPA even though ive done fucking nothing at all in school besides the bare minimum. i still trap every day
having an IQ in the 99.97th percentile is like life on easy mode. i get everything done while still in maximum degeneracy mode
Yeah wait till real life. Its easy to dismiss the fact that youre too intelligent to have to deal with stupid people, menial labor, tasks or requests which have no practical, logical purpose.
I was in the 99th percentile in every category except mathematics. Had a 3.8 GPA doing cocaine and smoking meth and eating mushrooms and DMT ethnobotanicals every day. Then real life comes and its like "oh. People dont just give me money and a place to live because im better than them in pretty much every measurable and intangible way. Well this is just stupid."
I dont know what Id recommend. Being homeless and realizing you cant intellectualize your way out of sleeping in a van is a good experience, though. -
2017-12-27 at 1:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Fromus Krokus and i shower like once every 2 weeks because every time i get in the shower i pour in 3 giant bottles of shampoo, body lotion, and bubble bath and sometimes hand sanitzer and then scrub nonstop every part of my body for like 90 minutes straight and its mental torture
My godson is weird as fuck. He run runs water on himself quickly when he takes a shower, and lies about using soap/shampoo. He doesn't properly wipe his ass and ruins clothes. Or he'll be too engrossed in a game of minecraft to actually get up and take a shit, so hell just half-shit his pants. Im convinced this is autism. Hes 11 years old.
Can you explain why soap/ shampoo is such a painful thing to deal with? Im not the most hygenic person in the world, but even every2 or 3 days im like "Okay im itchy now and my beard is itchy and my hair is all grasy and gross. Time to not be gross."
Plz explain how the fuck to get him to stop smelling like poop thx. -
2017-12-26 at 12:33 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!I think that was mostly the speed.
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2017-12-26 at 12:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by D4NG0 Someone didn't get any Christmas presents.
Nor did I. Couldnt be happier. Hate feeling like I owe people something.
Its amazing how well everything is going.
My mind is trained to perceive this happiness and sense of well-being the same way a point man on a patrol group in the jungles of vietnam senses an ambush when it gets too quiet. -
2017-12-23 at 10:45 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Wick Sweat I'm a gin and tonic guy at bars. Well gin. Nigga.
Ditto. I dont want to feel like im having to choke down my drink. Anything straight nowadays feels like magma on my burnt-out esophagus, so thats no go. I really wish I could enjoy whiskey but every time I drink it, I end up feeling absolutely awful. Granted, there are only two drinking speeds for me "Nah ill just have a beer" and "Fuck it- buy the bottle". When I drink whiskey I always end up in that uncomfortable "The ceiling needs to stop spinning already" spot. -
2017-12-23 at 10:35 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-12-22 at 8:13 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by RestStop Getting paid is infinitely more important than companionship you will find.
They should really teach this in school. Rent a super pricey car and drive around town and see how many stupid hot women will try to come up just to initiate conversation with you. This is like Life 101 shit that they shouldve told us at 5 years old. -
2017-12-22 at 5:26 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Fromus Krokus
forgot that this band is gr8
That was one of my favorite albums in hs. I wasnt cool enough to be into hxc and punk. Deftones and cocaine pretty adequately describes my first 3 years in hs.
Jesus. This makes me want to lay out some lines. at 0:34 thats that little wave of tingly mini orgasms that roll through your body when you suck up a big ol line of some stanky, oily cocaine and your front teeth go numb. -
2017-12-21 at 6:31 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-12-21 at 6:18 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by SpatianHaigency The airbnb im in smells like popcorn. This entire house reeks of buttered popped corn. I cant sleep in all of this popped corn.
*ahem*
http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/815240-Popcorn-fentanyl
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/news/fentanyl-busts-hamilton-arrests-1.4378055 -
2017-12-21 at 6:12 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-12-21 at 12:26 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Panthrass tripped and went off the deep end. Join the NIS Kik chat.
https://niggasin.space/thread/17440?p=1#post-284552
wtf? why would anyone desecrate our most holy temple? -
2017-12-21 at 12:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Called it. But a good fake, it's just the movement that gave it away for me
Youdid. I meant to give u props. Apparently there are open and closed gear models, but this one was def fake.
Maybe you really are a wealthy pakistani carpet mogul? Wanna invest in some antiques?
