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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2017-12-27 at 12:02 PM UTCi have the most retarded ocd delusions
for like 8 months i thought i had a bug fetish because i ruminated on the thought nonstop to the point where i was ready to kms and then when the ocd ended i realized it was a delusion
before that i had an ocd rumination that lasted like 2 years that my 13y/o autistic gf at the time must have tortured her dog with ducttape because there was duct tape in the back of one of her instagram photos and i huffed duster then tried to shoot myself
currently my ocd is about ruminating on what i call "faggot emotions" like empathy and guilt i start intensely analyzing all of my thought processes and judging them to see and make sure that im not experiencing those emotions because im convinced those emotions are gay therefore my ocd is trying to convince me im emotionally gay -
2017-12-27 at 12:05 PM UTCand i shower like once every 2 weeks because every time i get in the shower i pour in 3 giant bottles of shampoo, body lotion, and bubble bath and sometimes hand sanitzer and then scrub nonstop every part of my body for like 90 minutes straight and its mental torture
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2017-12-27 at 12:09 PM UTCmy whole existence is fucking absurd but from moment to moment i feel like a totally normal person
maybe i lack insight into my own personality/mental deficits -
2017-12-27 at 12:15 PM UTCi don't think there's any hope for you sploo
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2017-12-27 at 12:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist i don't think there's any hope for you sploo
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i have a 3.5 GPA even though ive done fucking nothing at all in school besides the bare minimum. i still trap every day
having an IQ in the 99.97th percentile is like life on easy mode. i get everything done while still in maximum degeneracy mode -
2017-12-27 at 12:22 PM UTC
my actual life is drinking 4lokos and smoking krojus to witch house and playing runescape
thats about it im not a very sophisticated or complex person the only thing i care about is immediate comfort -
2017-12-27 at 12:22 PM UTCi'm a 9/10
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2017-12-27 at 12:25 PM UTC
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2017-12-27 at 12:30 PM UTCalso im trying to figure out a decent scam to make some money. i have never done a scam with decent results and im trying to to improve my self esteem. right now im making accounts on rc sites and posing as a vendor, so people will paypal me money and then i send them nothing. its not very effective so i need a better way of making money. i've tried pretending that my uncle needed surgery for a gofundme but i didnt even get a single dollar from that. i wonder if i make a weebly site and make it look like a legit rc vendor i can get some decent paypal income and i'll transfer all of the money to my card before they can reclaim the money. maybe roshambo can help me with this
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2017-12-27 at 12:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fromus Krokus also im trying to figure out a decent scam to make some money. i have never done a scam with decent results and im trying to to improve my self esteem. right now im making accounts on rc sites and posing as a vendor, so people will paypal me money and then i send them nothing. its not very effective so i need a better way of making money. i've tried pretending that my uncle needed surgery for a gofundme but i didnt even get a single dollar from that. i wonder if i make a weebly site and make it look like a legit rc vendor i can get some decent paypal income and i'll transfer all of the money to my card before they can reclaim the money. maybe roshambo can help me with this
People with life on easy mode need help? -
2017-12-27 at 12:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fromus Krokus also im trying to figure out a decent scam to make some money. i have never done a scam with decent results and im trying to to improve my self esteem. right now im making accounts on rc sites and posing as a vendor, so people will paypal me money and then i send them nothing. its not very effective so i need a better way of making money. i've tried pretending that my uncle needed surgery for a gofundme but i didnt even get a single dollar from that. i wonder if i make a weebly site and make it look like a legit rc vendor i can get some decent paypal income and i'll transfer all of the money to my card before they can reclaim the money. maybe roshambo can help me with this
you could torture and murder people in their homes then take all their shit. even get their pin's and pw's while torturing them, the whole time promising to let them live if they give them to you. then kill them anyway.
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2017-12-27 at 12:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by Open Your Mind People with life on easy mode need help?
yeah?
Originally posted by NARCassist you could torture and murder people in their homes then take all their shit. even get their pin's and pw's while torturing them, the whole time promising to let them live if they give them to you. then kill them anyway.
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i try to stay on the legal side of things, i let most of my impulses turn into thought crime so ive avoided incarceration my whole life.
i guess this is actually easy to do. just post any product on ebay or amazon, say it costs 200$, and send them rocks. its tried and true. its better with BTC cuz you cant get backtraced if you dun goof
im so lazy though i cant even bring myself to do this without a strong incentive. maybe if im fiending for a high badly enough that'll be motivation -
2017-12-27 at 12:44 PM UTCidea 2: gofundme, i need props like a wheelchair and a cast. claim i dont have medical insurance and need some money for surgery. like begging in the street but online. begging is an easy way to get dollar tree money but i'd be too embarrassed to do that. my social anxiety is pretty bad which is why i have to use the internet as my main outlet. even then i cringe if my begging is too desperate sounding online
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2017-12-27 at 12:47 PM UTCits totally legal as long as you don't get caught.
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2017-12-27 at 1:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fromus Krokus and i shower like once every 2 weeks because every time i get in the shower i pour in 3 giant bottles of shampoo, body lotion, and bubble bath and sometimes hand sanitzer and then scrub nonstop every part of my body for like 90 minutes straight and its mental torture
My godson is weird as fuck. He run runs water on himself quickly when he takes a shower, and lies about using soap/shampoo. He doesn't properly wipe his ass and ruins clothes. Or he'll be too engrossed in a game of minecraft to actually get up and take a shit, so hell just half-shit his pants. Im convinced this is autism. Hes 11 years old.
Can you explain why soap/ shampoo is such a painful thing to deal with? Im not the most hygenic person in the world, but even every2 or 3 days im like "Okay im itchy now and my beard is itchy and my hair is all grasy and gross. Time to not be gross."
Plz explain how the fuck to get him to stop smelling like poop thx. -
2017-12-27 at 1:20 PM UTCits not the texture or some autistic bs that prevents me from bathing regularly. its the compulsion to wash the same part of my body 20 times in a row for every part of my body, which makes me hate showering being i HAVE to do these compulsions and it causes panic.
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2017-12-27 at 1:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fromus Krokus i have a 3.5 GPA even though ive done fucking nothing at all in school besides the bare minimum. i still trap every day
having an IQ in the 99.97th percentile is like life on easy mode. i get everything done while still in maximum degeneracy mode
Yeah wait till real life. Its easy to dismiss the fact that youre too intelligent to have to deal with stupid people, menial labor, tasks or requests which have no practical, logical purpose.
I was in the 99th percentile in every category except mathematics. Had a 3.8 GPA doing cocaine and smoking meth and eating mushrooms and DMT ethnobotanicals every day. Then real life comes and its like "oh. People dont just give me money and a place to live because im better than them in pretty much every measurable and intangible way. Well this is just stupid."
I dont know what Id recommend. Being homeless and realizing you cant intellectualize your way out of sleeping in a van is a good experience, though.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-12-27 at 1:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fromus Krokus its not the texture or some autistic bs that prevents me from bathing regularly. its the compulsion to wash the same part of my body 20 times in a row for every part of my body, which makes me hate showering being i HAVE to do these compulsions and it causes panic.
Like exactly 20 times? Or just like...you've got to be SURE?
Ok the kid is probably just gross then. He also loves all sorts of kid shit and like...Im trying to get him playing violent video games and watching anime or something, and all he wants to do is watch Thomas the Tank Engine. I mean...talking trains is cool i guess but come on dude. -
2017-12-27 at 1:28 PM UTClike ill decide i have to wash one palm 5 times then the other side of my hand 5 times and scrub all of my fingers 5 times and all of my fingernails 5 times and all of my fingertips 5 times. that itself would take about two minutes and then i have to do the same thing with the other hand. so thats 4 minutes later and ive only cleaned like 3% of my body
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2017-12-27 at 1:31 PM UTCBut what if you could increase the EFFICIENCY and TECHNIQUE of your movements, to reduce necessary washing by 80%? Then technically youre still getting the same amount of cleaning done, just 5x as effectively.
