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2018-02-03 at 3:20 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Enter how do you know this girl. tinder? you never told me
I'm way too much of a pussy for Tinder. I couldn't take rejection of that magnitude. I've kind of just come to terms with any chicks I actually want to bang being polite and nothing more,
Her gross lanky balding jedi ex bf of 6 months started calling me for antiques- that she was paying for with her money. She paid for his food, clothes, cigarettes, drugs, etc. one night Drove down and was waiting for him, and he was passed out cold so she took his phone and started texting me, eventually I met up with her and she started telling me how awful he was to her, and how she just wanted out, and stuff about her life. Eventually she started saying he should hang out or go take photos with her old cameras, or see a movie or get dinner. Then recently she's been being way more overt, looking for excuses to drop by during the day to see me, or have me come over. A lot of winky emojis and saying stuff like let her know any time I want to call in a favor.
I'm starting to think her last relationship was just such a complete clusterfuck that she's trying to lessen than post-breakup crash with someone she can feel safe and comfortable around. Her ex has broken into her condo multiple times to steal drug money. -
2018-02-03 at 3:10 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 So did you bang her or what?
Took me an extra hour n a half to shave my face, trim my pubes, shower, wash my gross greasy hair, trim my nails, put some orajel on my dick, make sure i waterpiked out my teeth and shit so I didn't have smokers breath, do some laundry, take a couple of xanax bars and a couple gin and tonics, and smoke a bunch of dope before I left. And by the time I got there after meeting some antiques customers, pretty sure she was asleep.
But that's on her. She just missed out on the best 5 minutes and 20 seconds of her young life. I do wish she'd grow out her hair again though.
But I'm gonna shove a rag in the toilet like we've done before and tell the hotel that my wife is mortified to take a shit in the room for fear it'll overflow again. Last time they upgraded to this GORGEOUS atop floor suite with big leather sofas and sculpture and a big whirlpool bath in the corner of the room, overlooking the airport. -
2018-02-03 at 6:42 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done for dope?
Sell a pair of pricey 1970s cartier cufflinks from my moms dresser and pawn her wedding ring from her first marriage. Couldn't bring myself to sell the ring but I still felt awful. Idk. Generally I've been resourceful enough to not have to do anything particularly awful....or at least not anything I feel too bad for, -
2018-02-03 at 6:32 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Boy you don't know nuthin bout dope.
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2018-02-03 at 6:11 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Didn't he offer 4j a job or something n 4j drove like 3 states away and there was no job? Or something to that effect? Or 4j got him a job and peep never showed. Something.
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2018-02-03 at 6 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-03 at 5:20 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I'm gonna tell her I don't fuck on the first date bc my mom told me no ones gonna want my hog if I sell all the milk half price.
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2018-02-03 at 5:18 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I don't see why anyone wouldn't meet up with me. I'm a pillar of the community, goddammit.
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2018-02-03 at 5:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius That nigga not gonna meet up.
Idk why he wouldn't. I think he knows I mean well. I've already met a fair number of people on here over the years. And since I've got my car situation sorted for now, that's not far at all.
Turo is fucking amazing. Hellcat one week, AMG Mercedes another week. White on white Audi r8. -
2018-02-03 at 4:37 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-03 at 4:35 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by A College Professor man why dont you take a shower or whatever it is and have her over?
I'm at moms house. I'm renting a hotel room right now. I still don't know her well enough to let her know where I live anyway. I don't like anxiety though. I feel like I'm at my first middle school dance again. Lol. It's awful.
I'm such a fag. But it'd be a lot easier if she wouldn't be so overt. Go watch a movie, let me have a few drinks, crank one out in the bathroom real quick. But she's making it pretty clear she wants me over there NOW. -
2018-02-03 at 3:27 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Yeah im looking up CarMax ones and stuff like that, although Id prefer to be able to buy outright and not have a monthly payment. Although at this point 350/400 monthly wouldnt be terrible, but I really should have other priorities like finding my own place again.
Also, the chick is texting right now. Says she wouldnt mind seeing me again, and asking if I can think of any excuse not to hang out tonight.
Cant I just say im super gay? Like AIDS-lovin' gay? -
2018-02-03 at 3:06 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The Challenger was so sexy. Im looking so see if I should try to get the RT version. Or a 2017 Hemi Charger. I just reeeallllyl liked the Challenger.
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2018-02-03 at 2:55 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.So yeah-As per tradition, TRT is dead...LONG LIVE TRT. Feel free to kick off your shoes and get stupid.
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2018-02-03 at 2:47 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Malice A cop looked like he may have been gazing at me from the hallway. I also fear they may have screwed something up. Okay, got through a half hour feeling kind of burned out from pot, realised the misunderstanding that occurred and made it to orientation. This place bothers be.
I was offered a donut by a cop, but denied the stoned desire, striving to always enhance my ability to deny the will-to-life. Damn, that box is still there, open with a 90 degree bend, tempting me, mocking me.
I can’t remember the last time I are a donut. It may have been nearly a decade.
Also southern California stinks. No doubt San Francisco tends to have more smelly places, but it seems to be more widespread around here.
Ah, it’s in the mid 80s and a bus passed me as I was walking, possibly because Google’s estimate was off. I’m going to die out here.
The area I’m gazing at looks like a paradise compared to most shithole countries.
Resist the urge to donut. Im gonna take youy to Randys. Best donuts in LA. -
2018-02-03 at 2:41 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by Malice How much cash and merchandise could someone get if they robbed your house?
Assuming they can get into my garage and 500-something lb gun safe, 19k and 5000 or so worth of fine antiquities. Another 7 or 8k worth of tablets, computers, phones, cameras, random tweaker bullshit. But Ive planned for that eventuality and assuming that did happen, have a few grand in seed cash elsewhere.
If they can hoist that safe on their backs though, more power to him. I dont wanna fuck wit dat nigga anyway. -
2018-02-03 at 2:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2018-02-02 at 3:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2018-02-02 at 2:50 AM UTC in What have you been playing lately?Im honored. You still in Pomona?
I can come by and teach you to drive, shave, play catch and ride a bike all in one day. -
2018-02-02 at 2:48 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
Originally posted by RestStop I must confess I'm in love with Tana Mongeau. She's my light, my muse, my flame. She brings me to life brahs.
Plz stop. She should be the spokesmodel for the new Chanel fragrance Eau d'Heux. With subtle notes of menthol cigarettes, dirty laundry, sperm and strawberry bubblegum body butter.
