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  1. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by NARCassist i was just thinking this the other day, so where you been faggot?



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    Jail. They kept not giving me any consequences, just saying go to counseling and go to meetings, which I didn't, and I kept fucking around, and then they decided to hit me with like seven violations all at once. Buncha bullshit.
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Jail. They kept not giving me any consequences, just saying go to counseling and go to meetings, which I didn't, and I kept fucking around, and then they decided to hit me with like seven violations all at once. Buncha bullshit.

    You kept giving dirty UAs?
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Im surprised you only got a few months. FL seems like the kind of state to fuck you for drug stuff.
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Jail. They kept not giving me any consequences, just saying go to counseling and go to meetings, which I didn't, and I kept fucking around, and then they decided to hit me with like seven violations all at once. Buncha bullshit.

    i got this support worker bitch starting to sniff around me atm coz the guy below me, fucking informer prick, went and told her i'd been asking people to score for me. she's setting up this 3 way meeting thing with my probation officer for next week so i gotta make sure i'm clean for that. i got a feeling the reason she set this meeting up was to get the po to drug test me. all this coz of a dirty prick of a neighbor, its pretty obvious to me he was trying to get me kicked outta here for some reason. fucking dirty chomo prick an all.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER Im surprised you only got a few months. FL seems like the kind of state to fuck you for drug stuff.

    he's in texas but i thought they'd have been pretty much the same.

    lsd, did you bump into Bill Krozby while you were in there? oh no course, he'd have been on the sex offender unit so i guess you wouldn't do.

    wouldn't it be funny tho if you walked out on the landing and see Bill Krozby standing there doing that weird laugh of his tho. what would you say to him? would you let everyone know he was a rapist an that?



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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Jail. They kept not giving me any consequences, just saying go to counseling and go to meetings, which I didn't, and I kept fucking around, and then they decided to hit me with like seven violations all at once. Buncha bullshit.

    Been there done that.

    You still got the expo job or is that a thing of the past now?
  7. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by CASPER Im surprised you only got a few months. FL seems like the kind of state to fuck you for drug stuff.

    Yeah, lotta dirty UAs. I'm in Texas. I was in there 33 days. They tried offering me some bullshit 8 months state jail, which is day for day, or a 6-9 month rehab, so I went for drug court. Which sucks ass. If they would've offered me another month or two in county to get out without probation, I would've taken it. At least with drug court, I get tested frequently enough where I know I can't fuck around, instead of the once a month on probation where I got too comfortable and felt I could get away with shit.
  8. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by mmQ Been there done that.

    You still got the expo job or is that a thing of the past now?

    They put me on a leave of absence, so I was never actually fired. I gotta go talk to the general manager tomorrow, since he wasn't there last night when I got out, or today, but the managers have been having to expo the past month, and they can't find anyone that wants to expo, so they need me.
  9. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I'm always surprised when I check my number of friends on Facebook and I haven't lost any.
  10. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist jesus christ y'all white knighting a fucking child molester. he actually molested a four year old. i'd like to do worse than flood his flat but he just ain't worth it, fuck him.



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    Eyyyy my main nig narc


    Wats with these heros in capes swoopin in to protect chester the molesters.?


    U feel wat i meeeaaaaannnn
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  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by NARCassist i got this support worker bitch starting to sniff around me atm coz the guy below me, fucking informer prick, went and told her i'd been asking people to score for me. she's setting up this 3 way meeting thing with my probation officer for next week so i gotta make sure i'm clean for that. i got a feeling the reason she set this meeting up was to get the po to drug test me. all this coz of a dirty prick of a neighbor, its pretty obvious to me he was trying to get me kicked outta here for some reason. fucking dirty chomo prick an all.



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    What's your plan with this place you're at? Like are you trying to live there forever? Like I know I've poked some fun about the apartment flooding thing but I'm not trying to talk shit, that just sounds miserable having state agents looking over your shoulder indefinitely. Lord know there's no special dignity in wage slavery, but at least you don't have to live under a microscope if you can pull your shit together for a shift now and then.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery They put me on a leave of absence, so I was never actually fired. I gotta go talk to the general manager tomorrow, since he wasn't there last night when I got out, or today, but the managers have been having to expo the past month, and they can't find anyone that wants to expo, so they need me.

    So they knew of it? like you called them the day you went to jail o rwhat?
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    God I'm so glad I'm not on probation anymore. What a shitty DECADE of my life.
  14. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ God I'm so glad I'm not on probation anymore. What a shitty DECADE of my life.

    Hey bud guess what....

    What does a turtle n a pedophile have in common?
    They both want to get
    there before the hare does




    I SAID FUK UR SEATURTLE MMQ FUK IT GOOD
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  15. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ So they knew of it? like you called them the day you went to jail o rwhat?

    It was a scheduled arrest
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Manonfire Hey bud guess what….

    What does a turtle n a pedophile have in common?
    They both want to get
    there before the hare does




    I SAID FUK UR SEATURTLE MMQ FUK IT GOOD

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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ..assuming you made that up.
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny What's your plan with this place you're at? Like are you trying to live there forever? Like I know I've poked some fun about the apartment flooding thing but I'm not trying to talk shit, that just sounds miserable having state agents looking over your shoulder indefinitely. Lord know there's no special dignity in wage slavery, but at least you don't have to live under a microscope if you can pull your shit together for a shift now and then.

    yeah i know you're all just trying to wind me up, no worries. the plan is that these people are supposed to give us assistance in finding our own accommodation. apparently they have a number of connections they can help you access. i should hopefully be moved into a private place that is all mine within six months but i'm a bit skeptical about that time frame as they seem to have a lot of staffing issues and these key work sessions which are supposed to be every week or two depending on your needs keep getting postponed. i just switched key worker to this chick who is suddenly starting to seem very intrusive into my private life, way more than any of the others were. i get the feeling she is trying to prove herself someway or is just a general control freak type who gets off on the idea that she can get to control someone like me. i'm hoping she'll back off otherwise i will just pack my bag and fuck off on road, but that will fuck it right up if i have to do that. basically it will all be for nothing and i'll be homeless and back to square one. i can't put up with that kind of shit myself tho, its not in my nature to.



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  19. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by mmQ So they knew of it? like you called them the day you went to jail o rwhat?

    Yeah, my PO gave me a chance to make a phone call before I got cuffed, and I told them. Theres's another dude there on probation who got arrested a while back, before I started, and they kept his job for him. He was only locked up a week, though. He has an ankle monitor now. Also, the general manager is married to my cousin, so there's that.
  20. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Manonfire It was a scheduled arrest

    I didn't know I was getting arrested until I went to that probation meeting. I was scheduled for a shift two hours later. As soon as I sat down, she said the judge put an arrest warrant out for me and asked if I needed to call anyone.

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