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  1. Lately I've figured out that if you take a couple hits of nitrous and then start going at it

    And then do a couple more Biiiiiiiiiig *Deep* breaths baby, *deep depe dep depedepedepe deep depe deeep* breaths ;)

    Wait until just before you pass out. You should have SERIOUS trouble standing upright before you exhale. don't forget!! !

    Then smack your own hips (*ooh YEAH!*) and pretend you are a pole on a fuckin'

    CARNIVAL CAROUSEL




    Now you may nut.


    Questions? Comments?!?
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  2. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    What's your fkn hangup with CAROUSEL and swivel office chairs?

    lol

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    im high
  4. Originally posted by CASPER im high

    I am not.
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    BANDS nigga...BANDZZZ!

  6. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Wigger ^
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ohfralala *clutches pearls*

    lol, they slipped in too far
  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I bought like a 100mg sample of alp powder from this lunatic on SR2 who would type in ALL CAPS ABOUT HOW HE WAS DESTROYING HIS FAMILY LIFE BY SPENDING SO MUCH TIME AWAY FROM HIS WIFE TO SELL DRUGS ON THE COMPUTER AND THAT HE DOES IT FOR HIS CUSTOMERS BECAUSE THEY ARE SICK PEOPLE WHO NEED HIS MEDICINE!

    speaking of, btc is going up again which means I should probably go shopping. I don't like to keep any for more than a few days but I don't have anything I particulary feel like buying. I personally don't think it's bottomed out yet though.

    I know sick people that have money.
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  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Solstice Wigger ^

    ^White slut
  10. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    I'm glad to see that even to this day this thread goes strong. Some things will never, ever die.
  11. Originally posted by Rizzo in a box I'm glad to see that even to this day this thread goes strong. Some things will never, ever die.

    How the shit is you alive nigga
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  12. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    how the shit are like half of us alive tho
  13. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    yall remember rolf that nigger was committed to the worst shtick for years
  14. Originally posted by the pat-man yall remember rolf that nigger was committed to the worst shtick for years

    Yes, although he was a good poster if you ignored that BS
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by the pat-man yall remember rolf that nigger was committed to the worst shtick for years

    That was fucking commitment.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box I'm glad to see that even to this day this thread goes strong. Some things will never, ever die.

    sup niqquh
  17. aldra's brain works with the spectrum of humour my brain rarely thinks of itself, but I find very enjoyable.

    Thank you aldra
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Rolf was the man, I miss that nigga. I talked to him on steam for a while, you could tell how drunk he was by how far he'd let his gimmick slip.
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  19. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Lanny Rolf was the man, I miss that nigga. I talked to him on steam for a while, you could tell how drunk he was by how far he'd let his gimmick slip.

    Lol he kept up the gimmick in pm? That's dedication.
  20. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    ROLF is king of not only land, but state of mind.

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