Posts by CASPER

1. 2019-01-16 at 4:02 AM UTC in I've already spent over $1,000 on wings in 2019
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Ajax Why not buy bags of frozen wings at the grocery store and cook them at home?

   
   Oh.....You are just precious.
2. 2019-01-15 at 10:56 PM UTC in By his own admission, Risir 'learned to love' CandyRein by virtually communicating with her for a month...
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   It took me a while to figure out the secret that if you actually want a chance with a girl, trying to impress her and exploit some emotional weakness generally doesn't work. Best chance is treating her like another human being, and then eventually offering to eat her pussy for an hour some weekend. *shrug*
3. 2019-01-15 at 3:55 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Have like a bloody knife and a ski mask wrapped in a leather jacket, stuffed behind a beam in the attic. That'll throw em off.
4. 2019-01-15 at 3:44 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Yeah I had to.dispose of the evidence. Not even good embarrassing.
5. 2019-01-15 at 3:39 AM UTC in I've already spent over $1,000 on wings in 2019
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I'm changing lives in 2019!

   
   Let's start an evangelical church. Then we can get tailored suits and always be sweating a lot, wiping your brow with a silk handkerchief.
6. 2019-01-15 at 3:36 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Is that Mickey Avalon?
   
   Bro, I know Mickey
   Avalon
   
   
   I could have Mickey Avalon ova here in an hour.

   
   It was based on high school journals that I had to physically throw away bc they were so cringey.
   
   Is that dude even still alive?
7. 2019-01-15 at 3:29 AM UTC in Too much boozing
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box That's the problem with hard liquor, you get too drunk, too fast. Your body can't keep up. You're meant to drink while feasting, jesters dancing, music playing. Your body needs amino acids to create the antioxidants necessary to detoxify alcohol. Eat, drink, and be merry.
   
   This is why you should drink wine and eat delicious, nutritious foods.

   
   Wine has become my favorite lately. Beer makes me piss too much and hard alcohol hits too hard. Red wine is the perfect in between. Cabernet sauvignon seems to be most popular, but I don't really dig tannins too much yet. Besides the 2 bottles of Sanctuary 2012 that I saved for new years, pinot noir has been kind of a miss too. But malbecs, red zinfandel, merlot and bordeaux dug. I even have a tiny lil collection going.
8. 2019-01-14 at 11:18 PM UTC in Later
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   "Happy" is not something a corpse can experience. It's like when people say that someone is "in a better place now". Makes me want to tip my fedora so hard.
9. 2019-01-14 at 10:58 PM UTC in Found a nice buzz today
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box cold showers release beta endorphins, everytime I get out of one I just stand there extremely calm for like two minutes while water drips off of me. if you can't take a fucking cold shower without pussying out you need to examine yourself. why are you doing expensive cryotherapy when you can't even take a cold shower? what kind of bourgeoisie are you?

   
   I was nigga rich. It had its talons in me. And the cryotherapy is cold air, so it doesn't shock quite like cold water does. I mean I was also super high, but it seemed easier.
   
   Lol. Sensory deprivation on heroin is pointless as fuck.
10. 2019-01-14 at 10:52 PM UTC in Later
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 "He isn't any different. He's just different in this way."

    
    You get what I meant. Emotionally he's not any better off, because his rotting sack of flesh no longer has the ability to process emotion.
11. 2019-01-14 at 10:40 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Damn casper that shit fire my dude. Where u lift dem bars niqquh?
12. 2019-01-14 at 10:38 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Fuckin in the lunch room
    Running in the hallways
    I dont give a flip or frik just what your crystal ball says
    Out the gate slow, but now I'm giving 100 always
    I could blow off 10- 2 PM n still have all As.
    Roberto Cavallayyy
    Gemstones n leather zippers
    Gift of gab I dodged crabs
    Wit newly religious strippers
    Blotters and lululemon
    Moolies n triple dippers
    Flipped slabs on your aves
    To all my flock of nectar sippers
    You hear em hummin? Listen
    Ain't got a pot to piss in
    Save in stacks all weatherproofed
    In spots that I dont deign to mention
13. 2019-01-14 at 3:06 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I'm alright still. Better than I've been in ten years. I just feel like myself again,
14. 2019-01-14 at 2:21 PM UTC in Later
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 I tried for a little while with Malice too. Whatever. At least he's happier than he used to be.

    
    "He" isn't any different than he always was. He just doesn't exist anymore.
15. 2019-01-14 at 1:16 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Well transmission is certainly easier when there's gobs of saliva on shit. Certainly everyone I met wasn't grungy, but like a third of everyone that did h had hepatitis from a toothbrush or shaving razor or someshit.
16. 2019-01-14 at 11:59 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box sharing is caring

    
    Lol people always got SO offended when I'd wipe the stem on my shirt. If I'm going to get herpes, it's certainly not going to be from the guy and his girlfriend that I met selling molly in the parking lot outside a shitty rave at the la coliseum.
17. 2019-01-14 at 11:55 AM UTC in Tinychat
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Oh nvm,,, *can*. Yeah idk. I mean I love all my OGs but there are always personalities. And some people just can't seem to not fuck with people. I've never understood that. Besides the African guy that came in masturbating I don't think I've ever banned anyone. And even then I let him jerk off for like half an hour. Lol
18. 2019-01-14 at 11:52 AM UTC in Tinychat
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Who banned you??
19. 2019-01-14 at 11:45 AM UTC in Found a nice buzz today
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    The only way I'm able to do the cold showers is if I slowly turn the hot water off. Then again I haven't really tried dealing with a lot of discomfort which is probably why I was a junkie for so long.
    
    Did some cryotherapy last year. It's expensive but if you have some disposable income like I did the past couple of years it really does feel great afterwards.
20. 2019-01-14 at 11:37 AM UTC in Tinychat
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Shoulda been there rizzo. Was chillin with Poast for a while. Makes me happy to see OGs.