The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2019-01-15 at 3:44 AM UTC

   #7201
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Yeah I had to.dispose of the evidence. Not even good embarrassing.
2. 2019-01-15 at 3:50 AM UTC

   #7202
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by CASPER Yeah I had to.dispose of the evidence. Not even good embarrassing.

   
   I have this idea that I'm going to die and my children and grandchildren will get to laugh and pour through all of this shit, and maybe, just hopefully, I'll get to live on in their memories in a way I never would've otherwise. Until then I keep it in a wall safe, because if anybody finds it before I die I'm just going to kill myself.
3. 2019-01-15 at 3:55 AM UTC

   #7203
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Have like a bloody knife and a ski mask wrapped in a leather jacket, stuffed behind a beam in the attic. That'll throw em off.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
4. 2019-01-15 at 3:59 AM UTC

   #7204
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by CASPER Have like a bloody knife and a ski mask wrapped in a leather jacket, stuffed behind a beam in the attic. That'll throw em off.

   
   If I was a more dedicated troll I'd get some old Nazi war pins and take some photographs of me in uniform for some advanced tea staining. Make it look like I was right there, just hanging with my bud Goebbels.
   
   You wouldn't get to reap the benefits, but on the off chance you become a ghost it would be cool to watch the confusion.
5. 2019-01-15 at 12:17 PM UTC

   #7205
   

   MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life, 
   • GGG, 
   • RestStop
6. 2019-01-15 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #7206
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG If I was a more dedicated troll I'd get some old Nazi war pins and take some photographs of me in uniform for some advanced tea staining. Make it look like I was right there, just hanging with my bud Goebbels.
   
   You wouldn't get to reap the benefits, but on the off chance you become a ghost it would be cool to watch the confusion.

   
   You aren't white
7. 2019-01-15 at 3:58 PM UTC

   #7207
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Ghost You aren't white

   
   You aren't successful
8. 2019-01-15 at 4:04 PM UTC

   #7208
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG You aren't successful

   
   Being white is a auv
9. 2019-01-15 at 5:42 PM UTC

   #7209
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   White?
   
   White?
   
   
   This is 2019.
   
   Come on -- get with the program already?
10. 2019-01-15 at 5:49 PM UTC

    #7210
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Orange man good
11. 2019-01-15 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #7211
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Bitches ain't even shit.
12. 2019-01-15 at 8 PM UTC

    #7212
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I JUST WANNA KILL SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE
13. 2019-01-15 at 8:10 PM UTC

    #7213
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Ghost I JUST WANNA KILL SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE

    
    Humans are trash dood. Party with shadow people.
14. 2019-01-15 at 8:16 PM UTC

    #7214
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Real TRAP SHIT
    
    
15. 2019-01-16 at 2:12 AM UTC

    #7215
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    
16. 2019-01-16 at 2:15 AM UTC

    #7216
    

    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny

    
    Maybe they mean morally good pirate, not an effective pirate.
17. 2019-01-16 at 2:16 AM UTC

    #7217
    omn5;pvl Houston
    Zok is a nigger
18. 2019-01-16 at 2:20 AM UTC

    #7218
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    The only good pirate is the kind with an eye patch
19. 2019-01-16 at 2:28 AM UTC

    #7219
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I like my whiskey like I like my pirates
20. 2019-01-16 at 3:03 AM UTC

    #7220
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    RYE