Posts by CASPER

1. 2019-01-22 at 4:22 AM UTC in I actually feel sorry for some of you
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   I want a nice @lt :(
2. 2019-01-22 at 4:15 AM UTC in I actually feel sorry for some of you
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   The gauntlet has been lain
3. 2019-01-21 at 10:24 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   i thought that was pretty good.
   
   I was also high though, so u never know.
4. 2019-01-21 at 10:21 PM UTC in My friend was found dead in the trunk of his car
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   He is both, simultaneously, liek a zombi.
5. 2019-01-21 at 10:19 PM UTC in Decided to do it
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by GGG You don't have yours? Have you ever married anyone?

   
   I printed it out in 2010-11 and I'm sure it's long gone. Only once. It was half joking at the time, but yes- they ended up actually being married for a couple of years.
   
   As one of the wizened elders of this tribe, it's only natural that the young people would come to me to solemnity such an unholy union.
6. 2019-01-21 at 10:12 PM UTC in Decided to do it
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah I was actually going to suggest that.

   
   Don't lie.
   
   WERE YOU ALSO GOING TO SUGGEST INVITING THE LAST 5 WOMEN YOU GAVE PEE PEE TEARS TO? BECAUSE I JUT DID. INVITE LAST 5 TINDER DATES TO A "THEME PARTY" and when they show up "surprise you're a bridesmaid".
   
   I mean it'd take some serious cojones to follow through with such a try hard, pathetic arc du triOMPH .... but maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised.
7. 2019-01-21 at 10:07 PM UTC in Ohfralala sent me a nude
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by ohfralala My nigga

   
   
8. 2019-01-21 at 10:03 PM UTC in I actually feel sorry for some of you
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Catty. Wanna let me give you the most intense 8.2 minutes of your life, and then co-sign a bunch of loans for me for shit I can't possibly pay for at the ripe age of 30?
9. 2019-01-21 at 8:15 PM UTC in My friend was found dead in the trunk of his car
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Why would you assume his state of being?
10. 2019-01-21 at 8:09 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Spelling "opossum" wrong in the 2nd grade spelling be final. I took it hard,
    
    Same.
11. 2019-01-21 at 4:32 PM UTC in I've already spent over $1,000 on wings in 2019
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I will email u 2 x chink wngz but you have to purchase the expensive 3D printer and then create raw chicken slurry in the blender with which to pack into the 3D printer,
    
    Let me know when u ready.
12. 2019-01-21 at 4:28 PM UTC in Ohfralala sent me a nude
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I know I'm just one of the new kids on the bloc, but I love how I was too high/lazy in O Town to shoop that picture, but me and my Backstreet Boyz are so N'Sync that it got done exactly like I wanted. Truly, we're turning from Boyz II Men .
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    98 Degrees.
13. 2019-01-21 at 4:20 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Most shameful moment as a child?
14. 2019-01-21 at 3:54 PM UTC in Decided to do it
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by GGG You know someone's a fucking weirdo when they're an ordained minister with an internet certificate

    
    Ain't got no fancy certificates but I can't much refute that
15. 2019-01-21 at 3:48 PM UTC in I've already spent over $1,000 on wings in 2019
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by GGG The fuck does it mean to be breaded

    
    Splashed in whisked egg, rolled in panko crumbs
16. 2019-01-21 at 3:43 PM UTC in A million questions
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    A knife
    
    Um....same
17. 2019-01-21 at 3:41 PM UTC in Count Dankula demonetized
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    1. Honestly if the Muslim didn't have any history of anything fucked up or violent, I'd probably let him give big ups to sharia all day.
    
    2. Democracy (or insofar as we aspire to be one) is predicated on robust free speech. Unfortunately, those caveats need to be built in, because a good percentage of the population just aren't that introspective, and will do some stupid shit at the drop of a hat. It's not absolute, sure. But I don't feel like my right to bear arms is being infringed because I can't own a rocket propelled grenade. For all intents and purposes, free speech is still your right. When someone who's essentially a mediocre web comic is punished for what was clearly said ironically, it's.....weird. I just assumed people were smarter than that. The intent is important.
18. 2019-01-21 at 3:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    One in the duck is worth thick melt in your hand
19. 2019-01-21 at 3:24 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by CandyRein Blocked and reported
    
    *Luke Skywalks on my haterz*
    
    
    
    ❤️
    😋
    
    
    I’m faded 😂

    
    Ol slick motherfucker Miguel. Ol planet fitness and kombucha lookin nigga.
    
    Nigga 4 pack in the screenshot look like a hungry poltergeist tryna come out his torso.
20. 2019-01-21 at 3:20 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Whoa how do u video chat do u use 4 phoens at. The same tim;?