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  1. #21
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER Ain't got no fancy certificates but I can't much refute that

    You don't have yours? Have you ever married anyone?
  2. #22
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by GGG You don't have yours? Have you ever married anyone?

    lol §m£ÂgØL likes to have anal sex with fat hairy married men only!
  3. #23
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah I was actually going to suggest that.

    Don't lie.

    WERE YOU ALSO GOING TO SUGGEST INVITING THE LAST 5 WOMEN YOU GAVE PEE PEE TEARS TO? BECAUSE I JUT DID. INVITE LAST 5 TINDER DATES TO A "THEME PARTY" and when they show up "surprise you're a bridesmaid".

    I mean it'd take some serious cojones to follow through with such a try hard, pathetic arc du triOMPH .... but maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised.
  4. #24
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by GGG You don't have yours? Have you ever married anyone?

    I printed it out in 2010-11 and I'm sure it's long gone. Only once. It was half joking at the time, but yes- they ended up actually being married for a couple of years.

    As one of the wizened elders of this tribe, it's only natural that the young people would come to me to solemnity such an unholy union.
  5. #25
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah i know, but she said her dad will pay me to have kids and marry her so she can be the first sister to get married, i thought it was a bad idee originally but i think i will try it out.

    mal is welcome to cum to my wedding.

    I bet her parents are hoping you'll hurry up and murder her so they can greive properly.


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  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG You know someone's a fucking weirdo when they're an ordained minister

    Agree to agree
  7. #27
    flower girls are put there in every weddings to test if the groom has questionable .... predispositions.
  8. #28
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
  9. #29
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by CASPER I'm an internet minister anyway….

    What's the half-life on that?

    Define "ordained", please.
  10. #30
    Ghost Black Hole
    kraws is my hero

    I'm gonna make kraws dogs for NES this year
  11. #31
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by cupocheer What's the half-life on that?

    Define "ordained", please.

    Idk anybody who makes there own church can decide on qualifications for their priests/whateverthefuck. Some churches pretty much just exist as an affront to organized religion. I think this was one of those. But in a lot of states, it's still legally recognized, as long as the "church" is recognized and you have any sort of documentation. I'm still not sure why anyone needs some big muckety muck to get hitched. Should only need witnesses to sign off.
  12. #32
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by CASPER Idk anybody who makes there own church can decide on qualifications for their priests/whateverthefuck. Some churches pretty much just exist as an affront to organized religion. I think this was one of those. But in a lot of states, it's still legally recognized, as long as the "church" is recognized and you have any sort of documentation. I'm still not sure why anyone needs some big muckety muck to get hitched. Should only need witnesses to sign off.

    So 'ordained' means ......??.
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Narc I bet her parents are hoping you'll hurry up and murder her so they can greive properly.


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    I'm just not that angry of a guy, but women on anti-depressants these days.... hurrrrr.......
  14. #34
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by cupocheer So 'ordained' means ……??.

    Iunno nigga i ain't got time to google
  15. #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ordain yourself all over my body. Thanks.
  16. #36
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol §m£ÂgØL likes to have anal sex with fat hairy married men only!

    That’s a really bad reason to create a child, even a fake one .. just wrong
  17. #37
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Mewsik That’s a really bad reason to create a child, even a fake one .. just wrong

    yeah pretty much.
  18. #38
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    To make someone a priest or minister. 2. To order or decree something eventually.
  19. #39
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    my father is actually an ordained minister
  20. #40
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Most ministers are ordained, its no biggie.


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