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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    The Real Bruce Lee tried to sell me Black Numchaks on Craigslist for $60.
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Lanny is reshaping your world through his assault on our language.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    …I do like this. Put a look on my face like I smell some piss…

  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Were you addicted to oxy?
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Think about how a particular dish symbolizes the culture of the people that make it. Buffalo wings are a pretty "American" food. What is it really? It's the cheapest, least meaty part of the chicken.

    But if you batter it, fry it in fat, roll it in salt and spice and serve it with more salt, we will eat shit by the bucket full.

    And also suddenly the part of the animal that you wer about to throw away, you can now sell for 5x the original price. #america
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Have you ever done heroin before?
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Oh yeah good,call
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    And spooging on a dead hooker would certainly mean you valued her. You just didn't value her alive.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Being able to get your dick hard to that at all indicates a degree of....value.lol
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    ( )*( )

    ^^ that's a butthole
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson *young.

    no one values a 64yr old one.

    The internet has disproven that hypothesis in various millions of disgusting ways.
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    ^^^ lol.

    In the 1940s, we assumed that in the year 2020 we'd have jet packs and hover cars and robot butlers n shit. Well...we're not quite there yet, but our concept of "celebrity" has kinda gone wildly off the tracks so instead everyone is watching videos of a poor genetically defective boy having his grotesquely misshapen neck licked by a Snapchat prostitute.

    #2019
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    You women will never understand. We're a simple people. We have a few simple things we value. One of those is pussy.
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I guess double? Just for the life experience. But seems like a lot of work lol.

    Same
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Say something along the lines of "dude....seriously?" And take the animal if they kept up.

    What was a big opportunity you passed up that you wish you would've taken?
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Enlighten him. Saddle him with your spawn. His request is legally binding, so if you do the easy work of growing it n pooping it out, he has to take care of it
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Actually what would be MOAR help is if you gave me 5 of your centimeters!!

    I absolutely would donate 6 inches to the vertically challenged.

    I can see why being a "small" man would cause someone some self esteem issues, but I would happily be 6'0 or 6'2" without a second thought.

    You may have your 5cm. Make sure to have your license updated. Expect it in the mail next Thursday.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Technologist Nothing is made for us tall folks. I’m at work and I just had to hunch over to a desk that is below my waist height. I’m gonna be a hunch back at this rate. I try very hard to pay attention to my posture, because of this short people’s world. I’m getting one of those veridesks so I can bring it to my height.

    Casper,
    Straighten that back up and be proud of your gift. I saw your pic the other day, you’re a good looking young man. You got it going on doll!😋

    <3 validation, while not necessary for a Mans Man....is appreciated nonetheless.

    Yeah I'm trying to get in better shape. Once I lose some weight, some of the pressure on the vertebrae should lift, so the cumpulsion to hunch over won't be so pronounced. All in all though, a small price to pay for superior genetics.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by cupocheer How tall are you, Jim?

    6'8"



    Originally posted by tee hee hee Haha…tall weirdos!

    BIGOT!!

    I'm Finna call the SPLC on u
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ok mine was a spectacular post. Like top tier. I demand credit where credit is dude.
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