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2019-04-19 at 12:32 PM UTC in Roshambo gets caught snorting his medication by his mom not even 24hrs after being out of rehab
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2019-04-19 at 12:21 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionLol. What kind of faggot has to go halfsies on a Joo murder factory?
I mean how middle class can you get? Eeew.
*the big nosed Hasidics are now "Jedi". Thanks for that philter, Lanny. Fucking Jedi. -
2019-04-19 at 11:42 AM UTC in Since everyone keeps asking me for nude💲
Originally posted by Bill Krozby we definitely have a lot of fatty butt gonts and gorls here.
Can you beat with martians*? Idk if that's possible.
Ie- stfu you're cheating.
*"be fat with marfans". Thanks autocorrect. U a real 1.
Also I've probably done half scrons body weight in cocaine in the 8 years I was doing that. Always just pissed a bunch, never lost much weight.
The year I lived in my car, doing meth occasionally on the other hand- think I got down to 285- but I felt way worse than I do now. Stomach always gurgling. Acid reflux. Muscles twitching all the time. -
2019-04-19 at 5:55 AM UTC in Since everyone keeps asking me for nude💲
Originally posted by gadzooks I actually have a pair of adjustable dumbells… Bought em literally nearly two decades ago… Durable as fuck.
They go up to 45 kg, I believe.
I also have a workout bench that I've been using as a coffee table, lol.
But yeah, I do plan to get back on the health and fitness wagon.
Make a deal where you can only shitpost on the bike. My gym has fast wifi, so I end up spending more time there than I intended. -
2019-04-19 at 5:53 AM UTC in Since everyone keeps asking me for nude💲
Originally posted by Ghost I have lots of stretch marks on both my hips for some reason, they have been there since I was 16
Yeah I got them in high school too. That's so weird tho. Thought you had to be fat and or muscle to get them.
Props on the tasty nips tho.
If you kill yourself like Justin, make sure to bequeef me ur nips so I can get a transplant. -
2019-04-19 at 5:32 AM UTC in Since everyone keeps asking me for nude💲Also, buy a cheap adjustable dumbell set. Put 15 lb on each. 20 half assed burpees with the weights in h as ne had me embarassibgly tired. And be honest with what you can do. No one is going to be judging you especially in your own living room
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2019-04-19 at 5:31 AM UTC in Since everyone keeps asking me for nude💲From the reading I've been doing, getting your heart rate up is more important than steps. I was doing 10k a day just from work, but nada. Buy a 10 dollar amazon yoga mat n do DDPs 15 min yoga routine each morning.i did thAt each morning for a couple weeks just to get my muscles primed to do shit again.
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2019-04-19 at 5:27 AM UTC in Since everyone keeps asking me for nude💲Also I'm not a fatboy I'm a meatyboi. I've always thought it was weird that, as heavy as I am, I never got "fat guy appendages". Like you can normally tell if someone is fat by looking at their hands/feet.
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2019-04-19 at 5:25 AM UTC in Since everyone keeps asking me for nude💲Lovely hourglass figure my dude.
I think you're dying tho.
Is at a cesarean scar on ur left hip or did u lose a bunch of weight? -
2019-04-19 at 5:23 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment*can not fit in bathtub*
*runs shower but it's out of hot water*
*sits down to wait and pours a bowl of cereal* -
2019-04-19 at 5:15 AM UTC in Since everyone keeps asking me for nude💲A rare sighting for support
With side profile for exxtra thiccness -
2019-04-19 at 4:32 AM UTC in Since everyone keeps asking me for nude💲
Originally posted by gadzooks I have to admit that my penis, when flaccid, is like 1 inch… It sometimes even inverts.
But it does grow to a reasonable size when erect.
I wonder why that is…
But for that reason alone I will never be able to join the Wang Gang.
Imagine if you were 6'7", 360lb
Last time I measured, I'm actually a little over 7" but those optics.....yikes.
Work on the dick fat bruh. It's all the sick fats fault.
First girl I fucked was incredibly cute. Had a crush on her for years. Couldn't even get it up bc meth/anxiety. Then the next 2 or 3 times became a self fulfilling prophecy. She was cool about it though and knew I was a virgin. Eventually worked out.
Point is when you get that in your head its bound to happen.
10 Year No Tang/ Rarely Seen Wang Gang.....4 Lyfe. -
2019-04-18 at 6:40 PM UTC in Posting Nudes on NIS really upped my self esteem
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2019-04-18 at 6:30 PM UTC in Roshambo gets caught snorting his medication by his mom not even 24hrs after being out of rehabTotes not high.
Just appears high to everyone who comes in contact with you.
Lol.
I miss being that oblivious,
"JUST A LIL BUMP IN THE ROAD NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT ILL GET THIS SORTED IN A YEAR OR TWO TOPS"
*13 years later*
"Oh. SHeeeeeiiiiiiittttt." -
2019-04-18 at 6:17 PM UTC in Roshambo gets caught snorting his medication by his mom not even 24hrs after being out of rehabIf that was my son, I wouldn't be able to be in the same house either. Just imagine the level of disappointment. Off the charts.
Eyes half shut all the time. Constantly fucked up. Snorting shit tier gas station drugs whilst singing nonsense aspergers stream of consciousness songs in the bathroom in the middle of the night.
If I had to spend a week in the same house with that bufo alvarius, I'd have to late term abort him. -
2019-04-18 at 6:13 PM UTC in Roshambo gets caught snorting his medication by his mom not even 24hrs after being out of rehabGOD CHILL OUT MOM ITS ONLY 1AM I HAVE TO MAKE VIDEOS FOR MY AUDIENCE. IT DOESNT MATTER HOW I DO IT ITS MY MEDICATION. YOU DONT EVEN GET UP FOR WORK TILL 7 STOP BITCHING TAKE A CHILL PILL N GO JILL OFF. I HAVE 31 SUBSCRIBERS HOW MANY PEOPLE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR BORING LIFE? ZERO. IDK WHY YOURE ALWAYS TRYING TO START AN ARGUMENT JUST GO TO SLEEP AND LET ME WORK!!
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2019-04-18 at 8:13 AM UTC in U Mite Think I'm A Piece of WorkWut
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2019-04-18 at 8:04 AM UTC in Since everyone keeps asking me for nude💲I see we share the same Mesopotamian fertility statue physique.
Props, bruh.
How did you manage to get that many holes in your shirt? Teach me your ways.
I had a pair of underwear like that, but I had to retire them bc my balls kept getting strangled in the holes. Like I'd sit down and a ball would mash thru the hole, then I'd get up and my nut would be violently yanked upon bad times, -
2019-04-18 at 7:57 AM UTC in Hey mal were all drinking in tinychatAlso tc is dead
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2019-04-18 at 7:55 AM UTC in Hey mal were all drinking in tinychatI call June
