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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Songs that everyone should have stuck in their own headm their own prisooooonn.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    4 09 . Its ok. I'm here alone. It's a really slow time or the day obviously. Not to be confused with potato ole which rhymes
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Time of day potato ole
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Making Roma pepperoni pizza 4 for 10. Shannon there a healthy d pizza you can buy for for 10 dollars I say theres for u healthy roman that also are ten dollars.

    It's all stupid. Health. Haha. Whatever. Green jacket gold jacket who gives a shit.?
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jesus I am typing like a retard.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Swamp, bayou, slew, pond, etc. Those are words that none of you know how to differentiate of you had to.

    I learned a a bayou is made of swamps. That's my only hint you stupid faggots
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dont let me front page flush trt. That doesnt .ske sense. Dont let me post ten times in a row. Please?
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    But Wren! Everything is better with an egg on top.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ Dont let me front page flush trt. That doesnt .ske sense. Dont let me post ten times in a row. Please?

    Yer wish is my cummand bruh
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    What is this dull lower back pain on either side?

    Kidney failure??
  11. Technologist victim of incest
    Oct,
    You fuckin hypochondriac. Cut it out!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Octavian What is this dull lower back pain on either side?

    Kidney failure??

    Idk but that's the one I have. Esp in the mornings before I pee.
  13. Technologist victim of incest
    Kidneys are about 10in above you’re waistline. May vary in taller people. They lay in the posterior 1/3 of you mid back.
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Technologist Kidneys are about 10in above you’re waistline. May vary in taller people. They lay in the posterior 1/3 of you mid back.

    The pain I have is on each side just below where my back ribs end...like halfway between my spine and my side. Every morning it feels like someone gave me a good shot with a sledgehammer on each side, and then the feeling slowly goes away until it's usually entirely gone 4 or 5 hours after I wake up.
  15. Technologist victim of incest
    Well, that’s about where your kidneys are :-(

    Have you ever had kidney stones? Many of us pass them, and it’s normal, depends on the person’s pain tolerance.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Technologist Well, that’s about where your kidneys are :-(

    Have you ever had kidney stones? Many of us pass them, and it’s normal, depends on the person’s pain tolerance.

    Nope. I feel like I would've known if I had those. Lol. My boss was in bed for 2 weeks with one the size of a dime.

    I'm guessing all the heroin did some pretty serious damage to my kidneys. Ironically enough. The fact that I was smoking the heroin 75% of the time probably made it worse. IV would've required like 1/10th the amount for the same amount of high. So I was putting 10x and 20x the amount of opiate into my bloodstream to catch a nod. And now my high protein/sugar diet is probably not helping either. Would explain the weird back pain, edema in the legs, lethargy, etc. But I try not to worry about shit I can't do much about. No one is going to give a transplant to a junkie, I'm not going to take one from family, and If I can't make it to work on time, I certainly can't make regular dialysis appointments. Lol.

    It's hilarious how jacked up I am.

    Could just be regular back pain, bc I definitely have that too- but I don't think so.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Oh and my pee is constantly foamy, which apparently means that your kidneys aren't able to process out the proteins.
  18. Technologist victim of incest
    Shit, I’ve passed many small kidney stones on my own. Big uns require then to blast em, or go retrieve them.

    Casper,
    I so wish you could afford a proper health check up, blood draws and all. You could find out about your kidney function that way. I draw blood to go to the lab. Come to Ohio! :-)
  19. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by CASPER Oh and my pee is constantly foamy, which apparently means that your kidneys aren't able to process out the proteins.


    Can’t say I’ve ever heard that🤷‍♀️
  20. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala White women supremacists? Wut?

    Girl if you had any idea how much mQ and I have fought lol.

    Reference to poleclit superior white women.

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