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  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country "Everyone except the Pakistanis, who are pedos par extraordinaire, are pedos."

    Is this fanfic or where did I say this
  2. Ghost Black Hole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like puppies
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie Hey look i'm 30 pages behind on TRT again. What's up niggas.



    It makes for a silly gif, but the interview this is taken from is pretty interesting. Right before Manson starts to act like this the interviewer asks: "Who is the real Charles Manson?" To which he does this little act then leans in real close and says in a whispered voice: "Nobody… I'm nobody".

    The guy was crazy but that part was pretty real.

    “It seems a shame to have to sneak to get to the truth; to make the truth such a dirty old nasty thing.
    You gotta sneak to get to the truth, the truth is condemned.
    The truth is in the gas chamber.
    The truth has been in your stockyards, your slaughterhouses.
    The truth has been in your reservations, building your railroads, emtying your garbage.
    The truth is in your ghettos, in your jails, in your young love.
    Not in your courts or congress where the old set judgement on the young.
    What the hell do the old know about the young?
    They put a picture of old George on the dollar and tell you that he's your father, worship him.

    Look at the madness that goes on, you can't prove anything that happened yesterday.
    Now is the only thing that's real. Everyday, every reality is a new reality.
    Every new reality is a new horizon, a brand new experience of living.

    I got a note last night from a friend of mine.
    He writes in this note that he's afraid of what he might have to do in order to save his reality, as I save mine.

    You can't prove anything.There's nothing to prove.Every man judges himself. He knows what he is.
    You know what you are as i know what I am, we all know what we are.
    Nobody can stand in judgement, they can play like they're standing in judgement.
    They can play like they stand in judgement and take you off and control the masses, with your human body.
    They can lock you up in penitentiaries and cages and put you on crosses like they did in the past, but it doesn't amount to anything.

    What they're doing is, they're only persecuting a reflection of themselves.
    They're persecuting what they can't stand to look at in themselves, the truth.”
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    So I didnt wanna come here and brag about my life like Sudo but now I have a good classic funny/shitty story.

    I've been seeing this stripper for like 3 weeks and talking about gender politics, just politics, dating, life, love, loss, etc.. like i met a woman who was beautiful and surpassed me intellectually for the first time since logic (LOL niggas still deny this happened. anyway. this girl was actually way hotter too duh.)

    But anyway she was a dancer and shit and told me on the first date that she hated men but I was cool and had a good energy.

    it was cool as fuck that she was just fucking with me off the love cause she's had sugar daddies, rich bfs, huge stacks of cash, etc, but she was fucking with the personality and I was just being myself and she was fuckin with it.

    Today I ate 4 gs of shrooms and thought I'd ask her if she was ghosting me for real this time since it had been like 5 days since we texted (I was never sure with her, busy, distant bitch. I would think she'd be ghosting me then she'd hit me up and in person it'd be all warm and shit.) and she goes into an emotional rant about the last time we hung out, me BEING UNABLE TO GET HARD.

    It was because we ate all this heavy ass food the night before and I felt this immense stomach pressure. Also, I was falling in love hard and thinking about how this was a bad idea. and also, no sleep. i digress.

    She thinks I'm shady or hiding something, like that I'm not attracted to her in the daylight, or i'm secretly doing meth because I couldn't get a boner. one of the two options. i tried to explain myself but i was peaking heavy LMAO and didn't do a good job. she seemed cool about it in person. She also on her period RN.

    And she was explaining this to me over text as I was peaking on mushrooms. It hurt my feelings but it was also funny as hell. I hit up an old girl friend of mine and vented for like 2 hours until she went to bed now I'm talking to this other girl about it. I feel like I sound like Bill Krozby, sound like a lying ass nigga. But I got hoes now.
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  6. Ghost Black Hole
    pics

    p n s
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    might as well, but yall are some hating ass niggas who would make me regret posting her pics. also, im secretly hoping she'll reconsider when her period is over. we were good together, man!
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    if i posted a pic you guys wouldn't even believe me anyway.
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    i surprised myself with that one tbh. ever been fucking a bitch so hot, that fulfills every one of your fantasies, that you just are bored with the situation? like there's nowhere to go from here .


    Her conversation was actually better than that experience above. Mind blown, nigga.
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    women like that only exist to hurt your feelings though and since i accepted that i've been much happier. still stings though.
  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Da fuck you tryna have a serious conversation on mushrooms for anyway
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Cause, I was just playing it super cool but when I started having ego loss and shit I figured I would drop her a line

    I'm glad I just didn't keep waiting forever lmao
  13. Technologist victim of incest
    Juice☹️
  14. Don't worry, I'm sure I'll wuss out eventually
  15. Technologist victim of incest
    Why does this rhabdo keep occurring?
  16. It probably never got fully fixed the first time it happened, and it keeps coming back due to dehydration and completely unreasonable amounts of alcohol
  17. Technologist victim of incest
    I’ve read there is a cure, unless you have kidney damage. Juice I wish you’d get the appropriate care. :-(
  18. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Sophie Listen to Coast to Coast AM. I like their paranormal stuff even though it's mostly silly. Only know about them because Missing 411. Which is actually the most interesting they talk about.

    My dad and I would listen to them a lot when I was a kid late at night. Years ago it was WAAAAY better than it is now. Now it just feeks like youre listening to a commercial on loop with him just pushing whatever vitamin, or "survival/prepper" this or that every 5 minutes.

    Also they used to always discuss paranormal or ufo shit. Now it's... Whatever crack pot they get to come on. One night a little while back it was just some health nut, not anything cool or interesting like there used to be.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH So I didnt wanna come here and brag about my life like Sudo but now I have a good classic funny/shitty story.

    I've been seeing this stripper for like 3 weeks and talking about gender politics, just politics, dating, life, love, loss, etc.. like i met a woman who was beautiful and surpassed me intellectually for the first time since logic (LOL niggas still deny this happened. anyway. this girl was actually way hotter too duh.)

    But anyway she was a dancer and shit and told me on the first date that she hated men but I was cool and had a good energy.

    it was cool as fuck that she was just fucking with me off the love cause she's had sugar daddies, rich bfs, huge stacks of cash, etc, but she was fucking with the personality and I was just being myself and she was fuckin with it.

    Today I ate 4 gs of shrooms and thought I'd ask her if she was ghosting me for real this time since it had been like 5 days since we texted (I was never sure with her, busy, distant bitch. I would think she'd be ghosting me then she'd hit me up and in person it'd be all warm and shit.) and she goes into an emotional rant about the last time we hung out, me BEING UNABLE TO GET HARD.

    It was because we ate all this heavy ass food the night before and I felt this immense stomach pressure. Also, I was falling in love hard and thinking about how this was a bad idea. and also, no sleep. i digress.

    She thinks I'm shady or hiding something, like that I'm not attracted to her in the daylight, or i'm secretly doing meth because I couldn't get a boner. one of the two options. i tried to explain myself but i was peaking heavy LMAO and didn't do a good job. she seemed cool about it in person. She also on her period RN.

    And she was explaining this to me over text as I was peaking on mushrooms. It hurt my feelings but it was also funny as hell. I hit up an old girl friend of mine and vented for like 2 hours until she went to bed now I'm talking to this other girl about it. I feel like I sound like Bill Krozby, sound like a lying ass nigga. But I got hoes now.

    Teach me your ways, weese. Teach me how to get a UCLA educated stripper to fuck with me for my personality instead of bc I got the most fire H on deck.

    I really need to be talking to a woman right now, but I don't seem to care until it happens. HOW DO I MIRROR YOUR MAGNETIC PERSONALITY? PLZ CREATE YOUTUBE TUTORIAL?

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