User Controls
Posts by CASPER
-
2019-05-28 at 5:31 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionJust finished Saving Private Ryan for like the 24th time.
That Jedi can make a movie,
Although I have to wonder if he'd have been as fascinated by WII if it didn't have so much to do with the Jedis? -
2019-05-28 at 5:29 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah It is. It was his personal bike, 105th anniv. heritage soft tail. I spent many days wrenchin on it for him and hanging out. She made notes on getting shit out his name and into hers. The old saying, " when someone shows you who they are believe them" is true. She was a cunt to me before she got cancer, after she beat it she went back to being a bitch.
Have you tried writing to her? As much of a cunt as she is, she's got to realize how much that bike would mean to you. Maybe offer that she give it back to you, with the stipulation that if it's ever sold, she takes 75% of the value? In her words- the only reason for her to keep it is probably monetary value, and it's not something you would ever sell. -
2019-05-28 at 4:44 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah i'm in a pretty shit mood. Kinda annoyed by shit w my dad's wife and how she's basically fucked me out of everything he left me and how my brother has ran and told her things I've said. Probate should be over in august. I've retained an attorney and I imagine will have to do a trial. She's kept his Harley out of probate as well as life insurance and his bank acct. I've got proof all of them should be in probate and do exist.
That seems super I Illegal for her to hide shit like that from the court. Was it his work bike or personal vehicle? -
2019-05-28 at 4:56 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by DietYellow Reminds me of when I went to my Mexican friends' cousin's baptism after-party.
There was a dance with a DJ and we drank modelos and coronas until we got gross, and I started hitting on a married nurse I was circle dancing with.
Quinceaneras are great. It's where I fist did cocaine. Kinda weird having your whole family and way too friendly uncle come out to essentially celebrate the fact that you can get nutted in and have a kid, though. -
2019-05-27 at 6:49 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Technologist Casper damn I want you to get your kidneys checked out. They are enhancements for our blood; and the adrenal glands sit atop your kidneys, they have a lot to do with controlling your blood pressure. Those are some major functions man.
Now, if I know you like I think I do, you have money socked away that you can use to get checked out. I am rooting for your body, because you don’t. Why go through all you are to get sober, if your not gonna keep your health in check? Come on man, you could probably go to an urgent care and they can run a simple urinalysis and blood pressure check on you. Pretty sure urgent cares run about a hundo to be seen.
Would you listen to me dammit?😞
My blood pressures pretty dogshit. Better now but still not great. Adrenal something or other would explain how awful I feel sometimes, and the anxiety, weird heart rate, shaky hands, etc. if the methadone clinic could take blood to run the tests, I'd let them do it. I just barely leave the house except for work anymore so it's a matter of carving out time. -
2019-05-27 at 6:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Editionput yourself into opiate withdrawals. Then you'll nut from a gentle breeze on your dick.
-
2019-05-27 at 6:36 PM UTC in I think Juicebox is gone.I think y'all are over reacting, but if anyone has breadcrumbs, I'll play clouseau. What city was he in? What city is that area code from the screenshot connected to? Didn't he post news stories about his previous hijynx? I know some of you keep track of all that shit.
-
2019-05-27 at 9:48 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsI want to see which signs are co platelet incompatible. So if I try to fuck an Ares chick, does that mean my dick will break in half or she'll begin to melt like raisers of the lost ark?
Lol. My dick is the holy grail. -
2019-05-27 at 9:45 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
-
2019-05-27 at 8:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionIm ashamed i dont have more stories like that. If id met russian mob dudes when i has hoovering up .8g lines of blow and chugging a third of a boittle of 151, we'd have probably got along great. But now that im doing yoga and eating hummus and shit, i feel like id have to fuck a freshly decapitated head to completion to garner their awe and respect.
Closest I got were these Ukranian guys. There used to be a Russian tea house in the valley (russian tea is apparently a big thing), and that was where i bought coke for a long time. -
2019-05-27 at 7:56 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI'll bring Bert. He'll have a talk with them.
-
2019-05-27 at 7:53 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsIn the Chinese zodiac you're probably some magical tree mouse that sprinkles fairy dust in your tea and plays pranks on unsuspecting children.
-
2019-05-27 at 7:51 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
-
2019-05-27 at 7:20 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah i feel bad for you eurofags. Filled to the brim with mudslimes, can't get out the EU, take miles of dick while sipping hot tea. Yall niggas need sweet iced tea, 4x4's and some fuckin AR15s. #raisehellpraiseDale
Makes me want to move there and set some people straight. I'm not a rabble rouser or a fighter by any means, but I think any person of conscience can look at that video up there and say WHAT THE FUCK. The media all insinuated it was TOMMY and his small group of supporters doing the violence, and not the 200+ person mob of angry Muslim men throwing bricks. Like what the fuck? Every single day I feel like I'm going crazy.
Washington Post has. An article about how the South African farm murders aren't actually happening. Was reading it until they locked it behind a paywall, but I'd be completely open to the fact that those numbers were inflated. Since they have police violence statistics readily available and archived on their site, I have to wonder if they would EVER publish an article titled "The BLM Outrage Over the Killings of Unarmed Black People Is Based on A Lie...." -
2019-05-27 at 7:13 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
Originally posted by CandyRein
I’m just really tripped out that my real name is connected to my nickname.. and I’ve never known that
And my real name is connected to my characteristics according to astrology
It’s really fuqn odd to me.. like this universe… there’s so much that we don’t know .. how things are connected and intertwined
I’m wayyy too high for this
I mean most languages have shared roots. And people have had thousands of years to come up with ambiguous sounding stuff.
Im a "Gemini", but i think 90% of the shit in that sign could be applied to you probably, and vice/versa.
I mean its cool to get affirmations of your better qualities, but i think its a lot like religion that way. -
2019-05-27 at 4:56 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
Originally posted by Firekrochfatty lol..
nah,
what many need to realize is…
it is the long standing ‘single ladies’ that are the smart women who refuse/won’t settle on relationships- and are all “good” with being alone/single.. rather than with any fuq’d up bullshit of a loser.
i’ve no worries… ♥️
Thats what breakups and divorce are for, silly.
In retrospect, its a good thing i was in shitty relationships bc i really did learn and grow a lot as a result. And not like "I grew as a result of her fucking me over", but like...i got to understand that love is complicated, and you always have to be at least putting in equal effort, and not taking each other for granted. All the things i blamed her for we're really just a sad girls way of acting out, and people are people. At the time it felt like id been wronged, but in retrospect it was really a wash. We both hurt each other, and now im mindful of that. -
2019-05-27 at 4:35 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the momentUpsides of having a tall boyfriend- youll never walk into a spider web ever again
Downside: If you 69, you better enjoy having the back of your knees licked, bc thats all your tiny ass is gonna get. -
2019-05-27 at 4:17 AM UTC in Does combing several craft bees together make a new craft beer?what makes craft beer different from regular small batch beer? Is it necessary to be 5 times the prices and generally taste like shit, or is that just optional?
I like my beer watery and refreshing, just to prime my gut and loosen me up enough to start funneling the 151 proof scooter fuel down my gullet. -
2019-05-27 at 3:57 AM UTC in lol i found out who mal is
-
2019-05-27 at 3:52 AM UTC in Music generalSaw perturbator a couple weeks ago. I'm not like a big music connoisseur, but I dug the kinda blade runner vibe. Heard about it first time from Hotline Miami anyway, so I'm a total normie out of my element. Was weird being stone cold sober though. Bar was super tempting, didn't know what to do with my hands. Kept hoping something exciting would happen or someone would pull a john wick and shoot someone so I could beat them in the head with a metal partition.
