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2019-06-02 at 6:18 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah Casper, I've got a plan. First fuck this chick in the ass cuz I said so. But here's the plan. Tell her you're opening some kind of animal sanctuary or adoption place or whatever in some third world shit hole. It'll give the animals a home and employ starving darkies. So she spreads this to all her instagram "influencer" friends and lets them know you're chartering a plane and all donors of X amount will get pictures in the thing etc. So you get this going in the wannabe circle and within a week you've got a few hundred grand. Cash your check, go ghost and enjoy
I kinda just went off on her after not getting satisfactory resolution to my 2 questions. I called her a fucking victim I said shes the chick equivalent of a historical re-enactor or android. As long as i stick to the script, and keep it light, shes there and responsive and making PLANS. As soon as you call her out on something or go off-program, shes a mute. Shes crying. "Shes sad". No answers. No depth. No self awareness. Nothing. Plenty of time to post the SIXTH PICTURE OF THE DAY of her fucking dog though. I said im she must know, the reason why I "seem to dislike" her dog so much, is because its the canine version of her. Its purebred. Its sickly. Its skinny. Its coddled. YOUR DOG DOESNT NEED A PARKA AND FUCKING SHOES. "Actually he needs the boots because otherwise the concrete scratches up his foot pads" "I have to carry him in the grocery store because he gets anxiety around people and his back hurts". ITS A FUCKING DOG. AND YOURE IMPRINTING ALL YOUR GAY NEUROTICISMS ONTO IT. Youre a pussy and your dog is a pussy and youre as boring and lifeless as the camwhore that im going to beat off to now instead.
God i fucking hate people. Why couldnt she just fuck off and take the hint. ARe you really so pathetic that the idea of a fat live at home 30 year old not wanting shit to do with you just couldnt be abided? Either drop some acid and become a real person or just fuuuuuuck offfff. -
2019-06-02 at 1:44 AM UTC in I miss forum signaturesNo reason he couldnt be a one-man operation.
Oh damn....imagine a spicy polish dog covered in mustard WITH some of my chipped bbq brisket piled on top. -
2019-06-02 at 1:37 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionIm pretty ambivalent. Im lonely enough that ill put up with a situation thats less than ideal, but if the way its been is the way things are going to be...i want nothing to do with that.
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2019-06-02 at 1:19 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionIf not, ill block again in a heartbeat...but then she'll just make another sock account and message me in a couple months about how she misses me and why am i avoiding her calls?
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2019-06-02 at 1:18 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionI have to see if shes an actual human being first.
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2019-06-02 at 1:13 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Technologist That’s fucked up Casper. She sounds like a real self absorbed person. Guess I didn’t have to tell ya that. Lol. Get that negativity out yo life.
I mean all i was looking for at this point was honesty. "I didnt give you the money bc....i dont know why. Guess i thought youd forget about it." "I told you the shit about Adam bc I guess im super insecure and i wanted to see how much you cared about me, by creating some fictional scenario and seeing what you would do."
But then i have to realize some people just arent that introspective. All my flaws and fuckups, generally I have some vague idea why i do what i do. But it seems like some people just float through life effortlessly repeating all the same fucked up behaviors, without even an inkling that what theyre doing is a common thread throughout their entire lives and relationships.
I was debating telling her that at her current level of honesty and awareness, i would have a more fulfilling and gratifying "friendship" with a sex doll. At least that lifeless chunk of latex and misery would bring me a feeling other than anger and annoyance. -
2019-06-02 at 12:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Narc everyone's got a bit of cunt in them tho. some just hide it better or wear more effective masks.
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Originally posted by Narc everyone's got a bit of cunt in them tho. some just hide it better or wear more effective masks.
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It just boggles my mind that at 26 years old, someone could still be so unevolved as to be that dishonest and selfish.
And off when I commented that she always does the same thing when I levy any criticism....which is go completely silent for a day or two, and then give some excuse as to why she wasn't ignoring it, and then say that what I said made her cry, and then completely sidestep and pretend like everything is cool.
Want to guess what voice messages I got in response to my three paragraphs of very straightforward, pointed questions today?
" I wasn't ignoring you I just was dealing with Goose and it's been super hectic with the new puppy adoption and everything so I didn't get a chance to read everything till just now. But not responding is not the same as ignoring. But I just read everything and honestly it just made me really fuckin sad. I didn't even go to the birthday party bc I didn't have a gift for her stupid dog. But.....yeah. What are you doing today? Would you want to hang out with us?"
ARE YOU FUCKING HANDICAPABLE BITCH WHAT PART OF YOURE DISHONEST AND SELFISH DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? -
2019-06-01 at 6:42 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by GGG Bump for lolz
Shes kind of a perfect illustration of someone whos emotionally stunted, but pulls off "normal"
Speaks German, French, Portuguese, Spanish. Degrees in Psychology and Organic Chem. Actress, musician. Comes from a filthy rich family.
Cannot fathom that someone wants nothing to do with her bc shes a self centered cunt, even though she's never done anything "mean". Shes simply lied and manipulated and told stories about her ex boyfriend being arrested trying to break into her apartment 3000 miles away from Los Angeles, so id jump up and go save her.Like crazy person shit. Sends a text laughing about spending 200 dollars on Postmates, all to get the brand of BBQ chips she loves, but then the store was out so she spent $200 for nothing LOL (when she still owes me hundreds of dollars).
And then she gets all butthurt when I dont want to go to her "Iggy Party" to "Watch the puppers do zoomies". NO. You and all your instagram friends are faggots, and no amount of adopted animals will fill the void you feel because you dont have a boyfriend or a husband or a career or children or a life at all. If simply being courteous and friendly while avoiding your questions about meeting up, is "MEAN"....then youre a stupid victim.
Oh yeah...and her first dog is her "emotional support animal" which she really just did so she could avoid landlords being able to prohibit an animal.
Its so strange...shes really sweet, but shes also a cunt bc shes just too much like her icy veined, soul-stealer of a mother. -
2019-06-01 at 7:32 AM UTC in I miss forum signatures
Originally posted by Helladamnleet And a vendor's license, no?
Yeah i think that should still be around $500. Like $150 for a cart and $250-400 for the health dept cert for food handling/ perishable/ no raw meat.
I had to look up this stuff when i was debating whether to open up a Texas style BBQ stand at the Venice Farmers Market.
Im not necessarily a great cook, but my smoked brisket sandwich with onion and pickle on a roll...is legit as fuuuuk. Its so easy to do, and yet theres ZERO legit BBQ in my area. Its all niggerfied chewy ribs that taste like theyve been boiled and then dunked in spicy ketchup. NOT BBQ. -
2019-06-01 at 7:17 AM UTC in hdl thinks im jill the car
Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers That's ridiculous. You probably haven't ever been here, let alone actually lived here. There is numerous incidents in this state's history where highschool or college athletes get away with gang-raping females. And it's not just the females.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/this-is-not-hazing-this-is-rape-a-texas-towns-football-nightmare
People don't have a clue, even a lot of the people from here, as to how corrupt and shitty the Texas government is, on either the state or city levels.
I can't believe Im about to sound like one of these third wave male feminist faggots, but honestly man i think its less to do with Texas, and its "sports culture/ male culture" as a whole. One of many initiations when i went to high school was they get us drunk on brandy and then we sat in a pool room in your boxers and they had gay porn playing to see who got a boner first. And then theyd beat you with a huge paddle. When i heard they were actually doing this, i backed out of the initiation. It just seemed off. There was always some weird sexual shit going on, and im in Cali.
Junior year, in the back of the van from one of the away games, the scorekeeper girl rode with us while the assistant coach (he was like 20 years old, tops) drove. One of the guys made a joke about her getting gangbanged, and she said shed only take the two biggest dicks. The starting center - the black dude next to me- whipped out his dick and she started giggling and said "i want to go skiiing!" Since i was the other center and sitting right next to him, one of my teammates yanked down my shorts enough for her to grab my dick, and then she started jerking both of us off and giving mostly him head while the other 4 or 5 dudes watched and the coach pretended he didnt hear anything. It was so. fucking. weird.
The next year, after all that and the head coach having a bone to pick about my weed smoking, i didnt go out for Varsity. But being that it was a pretty small school and i was in the weight rooms and locker rooms anyway, one day just after hell week, they held one of the smaller guys down (i think he was the official water boy or some shit, basically just an honorary team member), and one of the dudes nicknamed "Bama", rubbed and smacked his cock all over the kids face while he screamed for them to stop. Everyone seemed to think it was hilarious and the kid who got dick mashed in his face was a "faggot" and a "bitch", but its always seemed like the other way and a sexual assault to me. Fortunately, "Bama" would be killed in a gang murder (he was a proud Shotgun Crip) a few years after graduation, but I always wondered why so much shit like that went on. Something about some young men and testosterone, domination, humiliation, hierarchies, etc. Its never the popular, muscular, aggressive males who get singled out for that kind of "initiation". Its always the quiet, kind of timid, passive ones that they know wont fight back.
Pretty much my entire early experience of sports was soured by that shit, and to this day its hard for me to take sports seriously. -
2019-06-01 at 6:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah Bout a yr ago I guess. it's only thing brings me through all this foot pain and stomach pain. I try to be real damn light on my usage but you know how that shit goes. Spent most of the day sweating and feeling sick to my stomach, said fuck it did what I had t o do.
Man would u believe im still driving my truck from 5 yrs ago. I done spent like 5k in it rebuilding shit. Next stop is new paint.
i need to write u a long message or call soon. There's been so much crap going on i need a true friends input.
Some old woman my girl knows showed up at her job homeless last week. was living in a uhaul with her dude and he left her. My girl been acting stupid putting her up in motels.
i owe like 10 payments on my girls car and yesterday she comes home said she put in her two week at her full time job to work 2 days a week at a shit spa on the beach. So it looks like even tho im sick as fuck and can barely go Imma either have to hustle hard doin mechanic and body work or do shit i'd rather no be doin for the MC.
Dude. That cant fucking go on. You spending money on H isnt a solid financial decision, but at least thats YOU fucking YOu over. She seems to think she has the luxury of working part time since youre taking care of her car payments. Im getting mad on your behalf right now, and i dont even know why.
Probably because Wisconsin girl direct messaged me on IG (since i blocked her on facebook and my cell phone, and then changed cell numbers), asking why i dont even want to talk to her or be friends anymore. And i told her its because shes spoiled and inconsiderate and she lies too much, and "i shouldnt be this resentful of someone i havent had my dick in." lol.
Still owes me money for our last hotel bender, and shes living in West LA on her trust fund money, doesnt work a single day a week, and is messaging me abou5t buying her THIRD purebred italian greyhound and how shes seriously considering adopting another puppy bc the mother was found ABANDONED on a CONSTRUCTION SITE in DUBAI. I MEAN ISNT THAT INTERESTING ISNT IT SUCH A CONVERSATION STARTER ARENT I SO UNIQUE AND INTERESTING MY SITTY DOG GOT GANG FUCKED IN SOME OIL RICH SHITHOLE IN THE MIDDLE EAST WHAT A FASCINATING DOG JOURNEY.
If she knew how often i picture myself wrapping my hands around her milky white, perfectly pedigreed WASPY throat, i dont think shed text me back too often.
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2019-06-01 at 5:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah well after 3 days of being dopesick I'm back on the horse. Today was horrible. i have an appointment tnext week to see if the pain in my leg is a tumor. I told a buddytoday if it's cancer fuck it. I really don't enjoy life much anymore
WHen the fuck did you start doing dope?
Shit you couldve kept me in business for months. lol.
Hope u alright playa. I need your expertise to buy my next used car.
Technologists knee is fucked up too.
I think we're all dying from the same diseases. -
2019-06-01 at 5:27 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Common De-mominator Lol.
But to be straight: She did kinda groom him as a minor, she did practically abuse him by inviting him to live with her (classic abuser move to separate you from your family, get you addicted to drugs, make you financially dependent and restricted on the abuser for access to drugs, and a subservient living in shit conditions). §m£ÂgØL was manipulated into believing he was living a "sex drugs and rock and roll" lifestyle for a hot minute before realising his insanely fucked up conditions. His husband and her basically abused a young adult in a fucked up abusive three way relationship in their rape shack by keeping him doped up.
So at the very least, yeah, she's a piece of shit. No, this isn't the story that §m£ÂgØL fed me. Bitch, this is the story that I WATCHED IN MOTION FROM THE INTERNET. I gathered all the Intel I could as it developed. This shit has been fucked up from the start and mother FUCKERS out here are literally lolling around harbouring this incredibly creepy piece of shit like she's a nice person.
She is literally a hugely manipulative cunt. All you gay pussy whipped cucks who suck her dick do not understand how hard you have been manipulated. Maybe she even gave you noods at one point. Hey retards: women use what they have. They have a direct line to your brain through your dick. That adrenaline and testosterone and dopamine starts firing you gay motherfuckers get a tiny little bump in your peepee and she has a fucking joystick to your mind. She will inevitably seduce another one of you dumbasses and move to wherever the hell Sisterfuck, Alabama to be with whatever nerd believes she has a heart of gold next lmao. She is only temporarily homeless because she's dropping lines like crazy. Or she would be if she wasn't already a dumb ass bitch.
She literally has no moral core. You guys have encountered a true ass 100% Certified Grade A Heartless Hoe. It is a rare specimen. Enjoy it.
I never thought about the first part. How old was he when they started talking, and when they finally hooked up? If thatd been a 16 or 17 year old girl talking with a twenty-something year old man, we'd all have called the guy a creep and he'd be in prison right now. -
2019-05-31 at 3:42 AM UTC in hdl thinks im jill the car
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2019-05-31 at 3:42 AM UTC in hdl thinks im jill the car
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2019-05-31 at 3:36 AM UTC in I miss forum signatureshot dog saucelol
it would take a solid $500 to make Bill Krozby dogs a reality. all hed need is a pushcart and a bell. -
2019-05-31 at 3:34 AM UTC in I'm emotionally fucked
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2019-05-31 at 3:30 AM UTC in I'm emotionally fuckedI will be ur parachute bb
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2019-05-31 at 3:25 AM UTC in Does combing several craft bees together make a new craft beer?
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2019-05-31 at 3:23 AM UTC in hdl thinks im jill the car
Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats really rich coming from you who calls me a rapist over and over like a retard. you're so fucking lame, go smoke a bowl and jerkoff or something.
For the record, you called yourself a rapist.
Points for being a forum first. But youre kinda stuck with the mantle now, lil broski.
