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2019-06-06 at 11:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Technologist Casper,
Didn’t you mention trying to learn the guitar? I bet that would be soothing for your soul. Have you ever played the guitar?
No. Its fucking embarassing.I always wanted to but it was too hard. I used to sing pretty okay too, but always had to have people help me write out the music. Of course now my voice is burnt out and scratchy too. So i bought a nice looking guitar off Amazon, and ive been trying to just do a little each day. I started listening to a lot of country and folk again, and i just love the sound of a Martin, but it was obviously a bad choice to buy a $2000 guitar to learn on when i might just fuck up again. This is the one i bought:
https://www.amazon.com/Yamaha-FG830-Solid-Acoustic-Guitar/dp/B07HJJD5HK/ref=sr_1_31_sspa?keywords=yamaha%2Bacoustic&qid=1559820503&s=musical-instruments&sr=1-31-spons&th=1
However, i didnt take into account thatthe neck is VERY narrow at the top frets. It tapers considerably. And my finger dexterity/arthritis/whatever already really sucks. So even when i CAN transition smoothly from one chord to another, like 60% of the time one of my sausage fingers in touching and muting another string and its SUPER frustrating. I kind of love the look of this guitar. Its very me. Dark, subtle, quiet colors. Nothing too loud or flashy. They had a nice Tanglewood one made out of a whiskey barrel, and a Seagull one in Tennesee red that I really liked too, but i decided $400 was about where i should draw the line on a whim purchase. But if i cant figure something out, i might have to sell this guitar and find something with a bit wider neck at least to learn on.
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2019-06-06 at 10:57 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-06-06 at 10:54 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-06-06 at 10:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-06-06 at 10:51 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Gotta love the badass lookin southern cutie in the back and the black dude just sitting in someones kitchen drinking coffee cups of whiskey and chainsmoking. -
2019-06-06 at 10:40 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-06-06 at 10:39 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-06-06 at 10:33 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by CountBlah You should check out drive by truckers, it's him and Dave Cooley. Real southern rock type shit
Yeah i found them too. Theyre fuckin great. Decoration day and Goddamn Lonely LOve are some of my favorites so far.
Isbell/ 400 Unit is playing tomorrow with Father John Misty (who ive heard of, but never listened to really bc i assumed it was hipster music). Im trying to decide whether i should rent a car to do down to Santa Barbara for the show. But idk. I hate doing stuff like that by myself, and since im at least temporarily trying to go with the program, i dont think im supposed to smoke or drink, and going to a rock/country show without weed and beer and whiskey/coke seems completely alien to me.
So idk what i should do.
I mean fuck if he plays this song, if i dont have drugs im going to be a 360 lb heap, sobbing in the nosebleeds. lol.
Also cant decide whether i should roll the dice on $65 General Admission right next to the stage (my inclination), or acknowledge the fact that im a fat wreck who will be in huge amounts of pain after 30 min of standing around like that, and just buy a seat in the back. -
2019-06-05 at 4:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionShe sounds like one of the chicks i smoked meth with. Twistin that pipe in her filthy garage full of tools and collectibles listening to James Taylor while we play with her dad's antique pinball machines
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2019-06-05 at 3:50 PM UTC in homeless camp by my houseStart a Youtube channel telling their "stories" and then a GoFundMe to accept "donations" for their "rehabilitation".
Im sure i dont have to spell out the rest.
But you would actually "steal the money". If you get my drift. -
2019-06-05 at 3:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionThat would be gay.
But i understand the sentiment.
Put me in your will, nigga. -
2019-06-05 at 3:36 PM UTC in I applied for 50 jobs and most of them want to hire meRiP Martin Scroneldi
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2019-06-05 at 3:35 PM UTC in Malice's Autopsy ReportI just noticed that 3/4 of the people who thanked the OP are Captain Falcon alts. rofl.
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2019-06-05 at 3:33 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sudo she's literally part ree ree Rican and yes, given her background burning a car seems a little impersonal. Shed more likely show up to the girls work and try to fight her over the counter grabbing anything she can use as a weapon. She was once sent to a closed youth facility for strangling a girl with a hair straightener
This also sounds familiar
When a bitch starts having her bitches hold her earrings and hairpiece, you know its going down.
Whats with the rhythmic slapping/clapping into the palm though? Ive only seen this in the last 10-15 years from the hoodrat population. -
2019-06-05 at 3:22 PM UTC in ATTN: Roshambo
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III idk man u tell me i've been with 5 or so asian women and my grill looks like this
I feel like i got you beat Bro v. Wade
I always hated the gap in my front teeth after some little girl jumped off a swing and booted out one of my baby teeth. And when i got jumped when i was 16 and hed my two front one broken and the rest all chipped, i hated them even more. Then after 7 or 8 years of smoking heroin every day, i noticed some of my teeth were feeling scratchy and where the teeth were broken, they were wearing away pretty fast, and i hated that shit even more. But eventually I just adopted the mentality of "theres not shit i can do about it"
This really nice, pretty older lady (mid 40's?) came into work the other day, but as soon as she opened her mouth it was like a literal bear trap. Like some of the worst teeth ove seen in a minute. Completely sticking outwards, worn down and long like jack o lantern teeth, HUGE spaces between them. I felt so bad for her bc i know how that feels, and i know that its kind of innate to judge people based on stuff like that.
But yeah yours arent too bad. Besides the one sticking out on the left, youre in pretty solid shape. id trade for those in a heartbeat. -
2019-06-05 at 3:05 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionYeah but not when you have to show up to court every couple of weeks for a year, and shell out $150 on new Court Clothes bc youre too fat for the ones you wore at your last trial a couple years ago.
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2019-06-05 at 3:02 PM UTC in ATTN: Roshambo
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III just find a japanese girl, they love that shit
Is that actually a thing? Is that why all the girls in anime have weird pointy fox canine teeth, or is that just some furry shit?
Asia has enough of an influx of super attractive, fit white guys that they can have their pick of now. I think i missed the bus on a cute japanese waifu. -
2019-06-05 at 2:56 PM UTC in ATTN: CASPER- in reference to MaliceHes a Time Warrior like the fuckin Highlander
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2019-06-05 at 2:54 PM UTC in Malice's Autopsy ReportI think heaven is just wherever and whenever you were most happy. Just a DMT thought loop in your dying brain. If that moment was getting shitfaced drunk at a campfire with a few friends, thats where you'll "go" when you die.
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2019-06-05 at 2:50 PM UTC in ATTN: CASPER- in reference to Malice
Originally posted by gadzooks I fucking knew it! I was skimming through my archives and saw CaSp3R88 come up a bunch, and I figured it just had to be you.
I'll definitely PM you before I upload anything. Both to inform you so that you don't miss it, as well as to give you a heads up and a chance to let me know if there might be anything you specifically don't want reposted to the Internet.
In fact, one of the big rate limiting steps in my uploading my personal archives from Totse is simply the fact that I respect privacy and wrestle with some ethical implications of reuploading information once forgotten by the Internet.
Oh thats cool. I legitimately dont remember much from back then. I knew i only posted sporadically in BLTC/NFHC, so i figured it wasnt that much. But anything that i posted back then is either irrelevant or an outright fabrication.
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