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  1. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER It just boggles my mind that at 26 years old, someone could still be so unevolved as to be that dishonest and selfish.

    And off when I commented that she always does the same thing when I levy any criticism….which is go completely silent for a day or two, and then give some excuse as to why she wasn't ignoring it, and then say that what I said made her cry, and then completely sidestep and pretend like everything is cool.

    Want to guess what voice messages I got in response to my three paragraphs of very straightforward, pointed questions today?

    " I wasn't ignoring you I just was dealing with Goose and it's been super hectic with the new puppy adoption and everything so I didn't get a chance to read everything till just now. But not responding is not the same as ignoring. But I just read everything and honestly it just made me really fuckin sad. I didn't even go to the birthday party bc I didn't have a gift for her stupid dog. But…..yeah. What are you doing today? Would you want to hang out with us?"




    ARE YOU FUCKING HANDICAPABLE BITCH WHAT PART OF YOURE DISHONEST AND SELFISH DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

    yeah i mean i don't know the context of this relationship or anything else to that matter, so not really much i could comment about it.

    i do know women often do the craziest things just to test us men tho. is worth keeping that in mind as it often the reason bitches don't make sense in their behaviors. they are acting in some way in order to guage our reaction to it.

    sometimes just best not to read too much into it. if you like her just get along somehow. if you don't then gtfo is what i say.


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  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Im pretty ambivalent. Im lonely enough that ill put up with a situation thats less than ideal, but if the way its been is the way things are going to be...i want nothing to do with that.
  3. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER If not, ill block again in a heartbeat…but then she'll just make another sock account and message me in a couple months about how she misses me and why am i avoiding her calls?

    Sounds familiar hmmm i wonder who that reminds me of can't put my finger on it
  4. Originally posted by hydromorphone Infection. I never get so fucked I pass out, not like that. I go forever working a light without using too. I do my morning shit, and get to the light, make my money, get fixed up again, cop, make it back, maybe make a bit more depending on the day, then get back to base camp and do a night shot, maybe watch a YouTube video, read on here a bit, or read articles… Then sleep and then do it all over again. I usually get up at 4:30 am, get dressed, fixed, and on the light by 6am. I'm usually done at 12 or 1pm. Depending. Sometimes earlier but not usually past 1 though.

    Its from my bone and mosquito bites and chaffing though. I'm feeling better…. A lot better than I was. I'll probably live unfortunately.

    Damn those good Samaritans…

    How have you been?

    Thursday is my last day of IOP. I'll miss it somewhat, but I'm digging the time it'll free up for work, which I'll be doing a lot more of now that it's summer, chasing tuition money. I pay the out of state rate for one more semester because I'm...well, out of state lol. I have three more months of tramadol, but no thanks to sploo my P.O. Box address is probably fucked now. He tried to send me lithium pills, but he just put 30 pills in a letter envelope and with nothing else in it, and put a $7 stamp on the wrong side. Needless to say, I didn't get it. Very worried about trying to order anything else...Goddamn it.

    Pain is getting better. Got another round of botox to the head and within a day pain is markedly much better. Not good, but better. If I can keep getting it long term it'll eventually get to a nice place I think, but until then it's tramadol, gaba, and T-PAIN once a fortnite or so just to get me wet for a minute. I'll be moving out to a place with more freedom pry before school starts up again, closer to campus preferably. Life is weird.
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  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut


    never realized the wisdom in this song.

    in the past week i've lost my scripper, got her back, lost her again, and now she loves me but she all MAD
  6. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Casper, I've got a plan. First fuck this chick in the ass cuz I said so. But here's the plan. Tell her you're opening some kind of animal sanctuary or adoption place or whatever in some third world shit hole. It'll give the animals a home and employ starving darkies. So she spreads this to all her instagram "influencer" friends and lets them know you're chartering a plane and all donors of X amount will get pictures in the thing etc. So you get this going in the wannabe circle and within a week you've got a few hundred grand. Cash your check, go ghost and enjoy
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  7. Beckys daughter went from a fake instagram influencer to a professional one that pays money
  8. Positive everyone back home knows I freaked out/OD'd/went to jail/rehab and fuck small towns where nothing stays private ever.

    SWIM wants to write a nasty google review about her old employer. Can they trace it back to her if she uses a VPN and creates a new gmail using that VPN as well?
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no but j'ewgle is likely to flag the review as suspicious if it's the only thing you do with the account
  10. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CountBlah Casper, I've got a plan. First fuck this chick in the ass cuz I said so. But here's the plan. Tell her you're opening some kind of animal sanctuary or adoption place or whatever in some third world shit hole. It'll give the animals a home and employ starving darkies. So she spreads this to all her instagram "influencer" friends and lets them know you're chartering a plane and all donors of X amount will get pictures in the thing etc. So you get this going in the wannabe circle and within a week you've got a few hundred grand. Cash your check, go ghost and enjoy

    You want to get in on a Joel Olsteen type thing with me? I like your type of thinking.
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  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CountBlah Casper, I've got a plan. First fuck this chick in the ass cuz I said so. But here's the plan. Tell her you're opening some kind of animal sanctuary or adoption place or whatever in some third world shit hole. It'll give the animals a home and employ starving darkies. So she spreads this to all her instagram "influencer" friends and lets them know you're chartering a plane and all donors of X amount will get pictures in the thing etc. So you get this going in the wannabe circle and within a week you've got a few hundred grand. Cash your check, go ghost and enjoy

    I kinda just went off on her after not getting satisfactory resolution to my 2 questions. I called her a fucking victim I said shes the chick equivalent of a historical re-enactor or android. As long as i stick to the script, and keep it light, shes there and responsive and making PLANS. As soon as you call her out on something or go off-program, shes a mute. Shes crying. "Shes sad". No answers. No depth. No self awareness. Nothing. Plenty of time to post the SIXTH PICTURE OF THE DAY of her fucking dog though. I said im she must know, the reason why I "seem to dislike" her dog so much, is because its the canine version of her. Its purebred. Its sickly. Its skinny. Its coddled. YOUR DOG DOESNT NEED A PARKA AND FUCKING SHOES. "Actually he needs the boots because otherwise the concrete scratches up his foot pads" "I have to carry him in the grocery store because he gets anxiety around people and his back hurts". ITS A FUCKING DOG. AND YOURE IMPRINTING ALL YOUR GAY NEUROTICISMS ONTO IT. Youre a pussy and your dog is a pussy and youre as boring and lifeless as the camwhore that im going to beat off to now instead.

    God i fucking hate people. Why couldnt she just fuck off and take the hint. ARe you really so pathetic that the idea of a fat live at home 30 year old not wanting shit to do with you just couldnt be abided? Either drop some acid and become a real person or just fuuuuuuck offfff.
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  12. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    N.
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  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by GGG I assumed you'd google translate but it's guanxi. It's more like a word for the whole system of face and connection.

    In Chinese the word for famous translates literally to "has face".

    Yes that's exactly the word i meant. Thanks §m£ÂgØL.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CASPER If not, ill block again in a heartbeat…but then she'll just make another sock account and message me in a couple months about how she misses me and why am i avoiding her calls?

    SHe's got a terminal case of princess syndrome. Abort.
  16. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Solstice You want to get in on a Joel Olsteen type thing with me? I like your type of thinking.

    i'm all for it. That cat is the biggest conman alive
  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER ITS A FUCKING DOG. AND YOURE IMPRINTING ALL YOUR GAY NEUROTICISMS ONTO IT.

  18. Originally posted by GGG
  19. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Big Nigger OG X
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Jesus my bender has only just ended. 3 fucking days of it. I hope the Irony isn't lost on the fact something so enjoyable is equally fucking torturous.

    And so begins another week of regretful memories, albeit not cringe which is a plus.

    Going to snort this last line then wank myself to sleep. Work tomorrow!

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