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2019-11-27 at 1:49 PM UTC in Give us an active moderatorLanny and InfinitEcocks are like batsman and joker. Each one needs the other to justify their existence. Really Lanny can do whatever the fuck he wants though. This is his little playground.
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2019-11-27 at 12:13 PM UTC in Do you or have you ever engaged in prostitution?This black dude I used to work with always used to tell me "Boi if you know wut good fo you, don't go pickin no strawberries down there on Figer-ho-a. Them strawberries gonna cost you dearly."
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2019-11-27 at 5:10 AM UTC in Attn: people who have been to prisonAlso they dont give you regular toothbrushes anymore. Theyre this thing made of hollow soft plastic that you snap in the middle ands squeeze the toothpaste out of the handle, onto the brush.
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2019-11-27 at 4:12 AM UTC in Attn: people who have been to prisoneat toilet paper. If you actually wanted to kill yourself you wouldnt have to go to prison to do it. Drink drain cleaner.
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2019-11-27 at 4:11 AM UTC in Do you or have you ever engaged in prostitution?I would have if i knew 1) i wouldnt get arrested and 2) I wouldnt catch something.
I helped a couple of girls who were customers do dates and wrote their profiles for them but that was the extent of it. -
2019-11-26 at 8:32 PM UTC in Do you have a fried brain?I'm definitely not as quick as I used to bel not as articula
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2019-11-26 at 8:29 PM UTC in §m£ÂgØL told me that his family is making turkey burritos for Thanksgiving...
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2019-11-26 at 8:23 PM UTC in Peach CobblerPeaches aren't in season you spic fuck. Stone fruit mature in July- august. You'd think knowing a thing or two about picking fruit would be in your DNA but apparently the spaniards raped all of that away too.
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2019-11-26 at 7:35 PM UTC in Peach CobblerStfu ya dandy
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2019-11-26 at 7:34 PM UTC in §m£ÂgØL told me that his family is making turkey burritos for Thanksgiving...
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2019-11-26 at 7:30 PM UTC in Buy copies of NCAA 14 for the 360Lol they used to have like 27 copies on the GameStop bargain bin for like $3.99
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2019-11-26 at 7:23 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Mexico has lower rape rates than most of the west, which is up there with many African countries.
Spending the holidays alone sounds incredibly sad. Did you just get super fucked up those days. How long has it been since you've gone? Are you ready for all the questions about what you've been doing with your life? Will there be ponset?
Well a few years my mom stayed home and we did stuff there, but mostly I just spent it like any other day. When I worked restaurants I usually just asked to work that day. And this family is super traditional. Super fucking catholic, and the mom has like every expensive cooking implement from Sur la Table. They buy a $150 heritage turkey every year and she does it in this huge copper roasting pan. They might have chapino or lumpia if any of their other family is gonna be there but it sounds like it's gonna be small.
And I haven't been there since 2004 or 2005. If they're stupid enough to ask questions, I'm just going to be honest and they can deal with the same awkwardness I have to feel. But they're sweet people, and I have to imagine they're smarter than that. -
2019-11-26 at 5:22 PM UTC in §m£ÂgØL told me that his family is making turkey burritos for Thanksgiving...Lol. Will expect a video of you eating boiled shoeleather in the next 24 hours or Matt gets to Mexican-marry your aunt.
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2019-11-26 at 5:17 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Why are you partying with hispanics and not your own family
Is it
Maybe
Because white families are shit? And hispanic ones are better?
Well it's mostly Filipinos and a smattering of hispanics. Being around the Filipinos really smooths out their alcoholic, rapey urges.
And my moms going to be there. I'm going bc the family that's hosting have been family friends forever, and I played baseball with their son. We always spent the holidays together until their daughter sent me a MySpace message in high school that I was gonna die if I kept smoking weed and I could be whole again if I just let Jesus take me into his loving arms. So for the last 15 years or so I've either spent holidays by myself or something bc I couldn't bear to go over there.
But it's coming up on a year off drugs now so....guess it's time. Can't say I'm looking forward to it though. -
2019-11-26 at 3:25 PM UTC in Peach Cobbler
Originally posted by -SpectraL - 8 fresh peaches - peeled, pitted and sliced into thin wedges
- 1/4 cup white sugar
- 1/4 cup brown sugar
- 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
- 1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg
- 1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
- 2 teaspoons cornstarch
- 1 cup all-purpose flour
- 1/4 cup white sugar
- 1/4 cup brown sugar
- 1 teaspoon baking powder
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 6 tablespoons unsalted butter, chilled and cut into small pieces
- 1/4 cup boiling water
MIX TOGETHER
- 3 tablespoons white sugar
- 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
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2019-11-26 at 2:39 PM UTC in Ok so I have decided to get into Gaming JournalismYou're world reviled, you're a journalist who can't spell, and no one knows who the fuck you are. If you'd like to give your consent, I'm sure we could make you famous though?
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2019-11-26 at 2:32 PM UTC in Ok so I have decided to get into Gaming JournalismSo was your conception. And the stuff Skidog and Juice did to you while you were trying to use the toilet in classification.
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2019-11-26 at 2:29 PM UTC in Ok so I have decided to get into Gaming Journalism
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2019-11-26 at 2:27 PM UTC in Is it not weird how ptsd can make someone cowardly later?Nah I'd wager you've always been a coward. Getting pushed around and turned into a bitch in prison just made it a lot more apparent.
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2019-11-26 at 2:26 PM UTC in Ok so I have decided to get into Gaming JournalismI know that this is probably lost in translation, but even by your eurotrash standards, 12 year old =\= teenager
