2019-11-27 at 4:11 AM UTC
Not hard. All it takes is sharpening the dumb end of your toothbrush against the floor and using it to cut your wrists the down the stream way. Next question.
2019-11-27 at 4:12 AM UTC
eat toilet paper. If you actually wanted to kill yourself you wouldnt have to go to prison to do it. Drink drain cleaner.
2019-11-27 at 4:14 AM UTC
Lay down on your stomach and turn your mom's treadmill on reverse. Somehow die .
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2019-11-27 at 4:34 AM UTC
There arent any drugs in prison. No cigs. No booze. No drugs. Everyone is sober.
2019-11-27 at 4:42 AM UTC
You'll cough it out in your intake.
2019-11-27 at 4:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rrr
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Ok Mr. Bored all the time. Go to jail. Go commit a silly crime and go to jail. Spend a few days there. See what boring is.
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2019-11-27 at 4:50 AM UTC
Be the guy on the post phones literally crying . Haha.
Haha. *mom PLEASE!* PLEase bail me out. I CANT STAND ANOTHER DAY IN HERE!
I told that to my mom in my first stint. Fuxkin bitch. I've told this story
I was in the old cass county jail. It had bars like from the old movies. . Ahaha. My cfb ellie was an old native American dude. I didnt shit for the week I was there. Half the dudes were somehow still tweaking . I did crossword in the corner and ate my dry cherrios. Leave me alone !
2019-11-27 at 5:10 AM UTC
Also they dont give you regular toothbrushes anymore. Theyre this thing made of hollow soft plastic that you snap in the middle ands squeeze the toothpaste out of the handle, onto the brush.