2019-11-29 at 4:15 PM UTC
in
decided to be a pimp
When its white girls, unless theyre hella trashy youre gonna have to organize a "hang out" session with just the three of you drinking or something. Then at some point you leave.
Badda bing badda boom.
Ofc my "pimping" experience lasted all of 4 months, so take it with a grain of salt. But the girl that the guys really wanted to fuck was a total slut, but opposed to the idea of being traded for heroin, so you had to kind of set the mood and make it feel organic.
2019-11-29 at 4:03 PM UTC
in
heat my ribs up
heat my ribs up
Smack my bitch up
The asus C101PA (Flip) I had was great.
I did it bc I love my mom. And I don't tell her that, bc we don't talk. She's put up with so much shit from me, and I figured she deserved me doing one thing for her, even if I hated it. Tomorrow is going to be one year off drugs for me, and I felt like part of rebuilding myself is powering through all the shame and bullshit that kept me hiding in hotel rooms and bathrooms getting high for 13 years+. I think it's just a parent thing. Especially when you become accustomed to being the parent of a kid in the 99th percentile of every test, AP classes, IQ tests, debate teams, etc. I'm not even sure she's consciously aware of the fact that she's doing it. But when your mom is so obviously ashamed of you....that in a nutshell is why I didn't see these people for 14-16 years. It's just a lot less stressful for everyone involved without me in the equation.
Throat hurts. My autocorrect just changed that to "throatpie". Lulz.
Snowed/hailed last night. Which is fucking crazy.
If you knew these people.....they're all dad jokes and silly puns and pictionary. They're a completely different branch on the familial evolutionary chain. My family are a bunch of stoic, miserable fucks who smile and chuckle and never talk about their feelings. Just push that shit waaaaaaaaay down until It slowly kills you. Lol.
By some small mercy they barely asked me anything. But when my mom quickly dropped (in reference to me) "...the manager at UPS...". If you have to start making shit up and inflating my importance to be around people...that should be a hint as to why I can't stand to be there. It's uncomfortable.
It was so apparent that me being here made things super awkward. The daughters boyfriend asked if I wanted wine and she grabbed his arm and said "oh he doesnt drink" and he apologized to me.
I was praying for a bullet.
I think my problem is trying to moderate my honesty. When you're as fucked up as we are, people dont want you to be 100% honest. The want small talk and the fringes of honesty. They dont want to hear about the dude I had to drag out of the bathroom in a suite at the Sheraton a couple christmases ago to narcan him bc when he said he needed to "take a power dump" what he actually meant was that he was going to go shoot the stuff in my fucking bathroom.
There were so many long awkward pauses. It just felt so uneasy.
Fuck.
2019-11-29 at 2:25 PM UTC
in
Give us an active moderator
I gonna get a new beast wars for Christmas
maybe I'm just biased but I feel wariat is way worse.
Ok im home.
I appreciate you fucking losers so much more now.
Theyve been talking about brie and crackers for 35 min. 24 minutes talking about a fig tree.
If I dont leave in the next 30 min I'm going to pull a splooshambo and slice my stomach and smear mashed potatoes all over my face.
So I'm at thanksgiving dinner right now. This is so painful. Normal people can talk about macaroons and recipes for four hours. I'm not built for this.
Now were laughing about farmville.
2019-11-28 at 3:53 AM UTC
in
Do you like milk?
I think thats one reason ive lost as much weight as I have. I barely drink milk anymore. Coconut milk mixed 2/3 to 1/3 with almond milk is a pretty close approximation. I used to eat like 1 or 2 boxes of cereal every day.
