Posts by CASPER

1. 2019-11-26 at 2:24 PM UTC in Ok so I have decided to get into Gaming Journalism
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Raphael Luciano sounds like a normal hippie dad who took issue with some flabby low IQ pollack dropout trying to suck his 12 year old daughters feet. Your version of events is pretty telling.
2. 2019-11-26 at 2:22 PM UTC in Ok so I have decided to get into Gaming Journalism
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Lol you post about fucking children like 2 or 3 times a day.
   
   Plz be all you can be and be a corpse. Thx mike.
3. 2019-11-26 at 2:15 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Why what?
4. 2019-11-26 at 2:10 PM UTC in Peach Cobbler
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Peach cobbler doesn't use corn syrup you fuckin dandy
   
   Fake news
   
   You don't deserve to even be under the same roof as that sainted woman's cobbler
5. 2019-11-26 at 2 PM UTC in Peach Cobbler
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   This is me. Tall and aesthetically pleasing with the butteriest of nuts
   
   
   
   Butternut master race
6. 2019-11-26 at 1:49 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Are you actually tho

   
   Yes. Ugh.
   
   31 years without herpes and it's down to this.
7. 2019-11-26 at 1:47 PM UTC in Peach Cobbler
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   You're not juicy enough to be a melon. This is you,
   
   
8. 2019-11-26 at 1:38 PM UTC in Peach Cobbler
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   As a WAHtemalan, you would resent this fact
9. 2019-11-26 at 1:36 PM UTC in §m£ÂgØL told me that his family is making turkey burritos for Thanksgiving...
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol my mom was a stay at home mom like a woman should be but she volunteered at the schools my lil bromo doing art work for the libraries, and the bitch whore keyboard teacher got in my face in class and asked me what I'm doing for thanksgiving and I told her "my mom is just (I was 12) cooking chinese noodles so the bitch asked my mom for the recipe for her chinese noodles, and my mom was pissed she was like "why the fuck would I make chinese noodles, fucking weird bitch probably came out of the womb backwards"

   
   Ur family sounds very multicultural.
   
   Arigato to you, sir.
10. 2019-11-26 at 1:35 PM UTC in §m£ÂgØL told me that his family is making turkey burritos for Thanksgiving...
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    They hand rolled in sheaves of birch bark. It's where the Cubans stole the idea from.
11. 2019-11-26 at 1:32 PM UTC in post ur living space
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I would've ripped it out a long time ago, but it'd mean I'd have to drag every fucking thing out of the room and keep it somewhere while I ripped it out.
    
    It's black and matted with heroin and carbon from foils and water from spilled shots. It's just fucked. But I also live in a gigantic pile of trash bc I never unpacked my moving boxes and I can't bring myself to wash dishes more than once a week. All my clean clothes go on my mattress and I sleep next to them since there's no more room to hang things after I stacked a bunch of shit in the closet.
12. 2019-11-26 at 1:29 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace White people always dread the holidays

    
    Only bc I'm going to have to spend it around a bunch of mexicans and Filipinos and I don't want to catch any STDs from eating off their silverware.
13. 2019-11-26 at 1:26 PM UTC in §m£ÂgØL told me that his family is making turkey burritos for Thanksgiving...
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    The biggest crop in the colonies was Tabasco
    
    Checkmate, lib.
14. 2019-11-26 at 1:25 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Shots fiyahd
15. 2019-11-26 at 1:21 PM UTC in §m£ÂgØL told me that his family is making turkey burritos for Thanksgiving...
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I'm sure all the Indians were proud transgendered communists who totally didn't steal all the pilgrims whiskey and cigarettes. I believe you.
    
    #believe_all_§m£ÂgØLs
16. 2019-11-26 at 1:17 PM UTC in Peach Cobbler
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I forgot which one is worse.
    
    Any Mexican I've ever known bristles at being referred to as Salvadoran or Guatemalan.
    
    Which is sort of hilarious.
17. 2019-11-26 at 1:12 PM UTC in post ur living space
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    There's way too much crap for that. And the carpet is absolutely fucked since it's where I got high for 11 of my 13 years
18. 2019-11-26 at 12:59 PM UTC in post ur living space
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I would have to spend an hour cleaning up before I felt even a little bit comfortable taking a picture
19. 2019-11-26 at 12:51 PM UTC in §m£ÂgØL told me that his family is making turkey burritos for Thanksgiving...
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace No white people allowed.

    
    Maybe you should reenact the first Thankgiving by mixing the mashed potatoes with your dirty brown foot and then stealing all the white peoples coats.
    
    
    There's a reason why they were gifted a bunch of AIDS blankets for Christmas.
20. 2019-11-26 at 12:48 PM UTC in Peach Cobbler
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    She'd probably take a bite and comment on how flaky the crust was, and then yell about what an asshole you were for an hour after you left.
    
    The ancestral spirits of El Salvador hang their heads in shame at your folly.