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2019-12-12 at 11:52 AM UTC in Juicebox Obituary
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2019-12-12 at 11:50 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Down to 22mg on my methadone. Started feeling the withdrawals today. I figured 4mg a week was slow enough but maybe not. Idk how long I can go on 3 hours sleep a night
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2019-12-12 at 5:16 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Solstice I'm weaning off my Lexapro now (will only take a few days) and am going to stop my Seroquel XR as well. Tonight is my first night without it and even though it doesn't really put me to sleep I've taken 100 mg of doxylamine succinate tonight and 10 mg melatonin and I barely feel tired. About to eat 100 mg of diphenhydramine too.
Honestly breathing exercises and faggotty asmr videos put me to sleep 100x faster than any OTC sleep med does.
After heavy opioids, its like that shit just doesnt do anyuthing anymore. -
2019-12-12 at 5:14 AM UTC in Interacial lesbians is so fucking hotnot every thread has to be about dte and candy dude
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2019-12-12 at 4:19 AM UTC in Juicebox Obituary
Originally posted by Solstice I used to be an altar boy for my church when I was young and served a bunch of funerals and it was always cringey to hear the priest scrape the bottom of the barrel to come up with halfway decent shit to say during the homily. He'd go into long stories about peoples favorite food and shit like that.
Yeah. I think thatd be more depressing for me than someone just saying "He kept to himself. He always wanted to travel but never went anywhere. He spent a lot of years wrecking his own shit, but when it came down to it, he was a good guy." lol. -
2019-12-12 at 4:06 AM UTC in Juicebox Obituary
Originally posted by mmQ Rude
I mean i dont suggest mine obit would be any better. Its just fucking ddepressing when your life is so un-noteworthy that they have to bust out trivial facts to make it look like you werent a total loser. My life is bland as fuck and my mom doesnt even know what music i listen to so if i die im SOL. -
2019-12-12 at 3:44 AM UTC in Juicebox Obituary
Originally posted by Sudo Here's Ytter_man's obituary
https://www.sidneyherald.com/obituaries/jake-hunsbedt/article_7219bb86-6c66-50c6-83da-63235892aa4e.html
may Allah bless him and look after his family
edit: he has a much better beard in this pic
You know your life is kinda fucked when in your obituary they have to mention whats in your music collection and what type of public transportation you most enjoy...just to take up time and space. -
2019-12-12 at 2:02 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Trying to get a clean chop on a chikkinhed is hard
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2019-12-12 at 1:55 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by -SpectraL If you break its neck, it would just go into convulsions on the ground and drag itself around for an hour, but it wouldn't die. Chickens are a lot tougher than people might guess. They want to live very badly. They're real survivors.
If you separate the birds vertebrae, its not going to be doing anything for an hour. it essentially doesnt have a brain anymore. If you chop, the reason some chickens survive for a while is bc of this
https://modernfarmer.com/2014/08/heres-chicken-can-live-without-head/ -
2019-12-12 at 1:51 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Thats why generally you break the neck first. You can use any piece of wood on top of the neck,with the birds body pointing away from you (north) then step on top of the piece of wood with both feet, essentially clamping the bird's windpipe, and then pull it back and towards you. Its the only way I was confident enough t do it bc i didnt want to half ass it and leave it all fucked up and in pain. My great grandma used her little .22 revolver with varmint shells, to the back of the head too.
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2019-12-11 at 4:23 PM UTC in Would u rather have possessed a plantation in South Carolina, or Alabama?
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2019-12-11 at 4:22 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by Poast I don’t want copies of any of that shit floating around right now. Should have saved it all when you had the chance boys. Rest assured, I have multiple backed up copies of everything I’ve ever made, and it will all be released permantately sometime in the next 10 years. OMG knows why. That’s the best I can do.
And CASPER, I don’t owe you shit. Love ya big guy, but we’re square. You got to experience our content when it was fresh off the presses, and that was more than worth a couple shitty Dominos pizzas. You were ballin’ at the time anyways.
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Why wouldn’t you want the video up? Is michaels body in your backyard in humboldt or what?
And for the record I would never have sent Dominos. How pedestrian. I sent whatever the top rated shit was on Google. Lol. -
2019-12-11 at 4:18 PM UTC in Would u rather have possessed a plantation in South Carolina, or Alabama?Don’t be embarrassed bubbie. If I don’t moisturize like a black grandma 2 or 3 times a day I get scaly COCKodile skin. Prolly psoriasis or someshit.
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2019-12-11 at 4:06 PM UTC in Juicebox Obituary
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2019-12-11 at 2:37 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by ORACLE The only solution is to set up cameras to record your home at night, look for artifacts in the footage to check if it has been tampered with, those are likely marks of a poltergeist
If he walks around the property at 2am screaming “I AINT ‘FRAID AH NO GHOST!!” They will finally leave him alone
It’s the only way -
2019-12-11 at 2:31 PM UTC in Would u rather have possessed a plantation in South Carolina, or Alabama?I’m not really about attention. Am I supposed to be trying to get her attention? If so, you’re the king of that shit.
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2019-12-11 at 2:28 PM UTC in Juicebox Obituary
That’s an AUG.
And he killed himself with sodium nitrite- which is usually used for stuff like meat preservative for jerky and dried meats. -
2019-12-11 at 2:25 PM UTC in Would u rather have possessed a plantation in South Carolina, or Alabama?New rule: all my unpaid helpers have to wear LA Gears and glow j3welry
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2019-12-11 at 2:24 PM UTC in Would u rather have possessed a plantation in South Carolina, or Alabama?
Originally posted by CandyRein Can you imagine me walking around in these joints in the 1700’s…or tryna sneak off at night to be free…
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*Men with horses and torches Searching a clearing*
“I thought for sure the bitch came this way. Must’ve circled back around. This rate she’ll be halfway to Kansas by now. Alright...let’s head on back.”
*purple and green lights begin strobing in a bush* -
2019-12-11 at 2:20 PM UTC in Would u rather have possessed a plantation in South Carolina, or Alabama?
