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2019-12-15 at 12:35 AM UTC in Name §m£ÂgØL's CarDoris
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2019-12-15 at 12:33 AM UTC in You can have sex with one NIS member, who do you pickReminds me I need to update my profile pic with the one of my fat face
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2019-12-15 at 12:32 AM UTC in You can have sex with one NIS member, who do you pick“A genetic experiment gone horribly awry” seems like the type of snarky dig that Hank would bust out.
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2019-12-15 at 12:22 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2019-12-15 at 12:11 AM UTC in Good talk hereWhy are you so preoccupied with prison shit? Is it that you want to be a ripped, tatted up scary boi? You can get inked and start taking karate classes tomorrow if you wanted.
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2019-12-15 at 12:10 AM UTC in You can have sex with one NIS member, who do you pickWe haven’t done a collage in forever. And candy is like the only one on DH who posts any pics of themselves.
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2019-12-15 at 12:03 AM UTC in You can have sex with one NIS member, who do you pickI don’t know what half of you people look like and Zoklet niggas generally look like some genetic experiment gone horribly awry.
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2019-12-14 at 11:33 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentBout to get a haircut and I got bit by a spider or something last night so the underside of my eye is all puffed up like I took a shot to the face. Ugh. Now I don’t even want to leave the house.
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2019-12-14 at 7:29 PM UTC in ITT if you post your address I will send you a xmas cardFin is a sad limp dicked loser with way too much time on his hands, but at least he has Christmas spirit.
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2019-12-14 at 7:27 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-12-14 at 3:33 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕I remember walking in the rain in October with this girl, high off our heads on mushrooms and drinking mickeys and EnJ Brandy from a water bottle. She had to pee, and so we walked into the park where we wouldn’t get stopped. I’m looking out for her and a few seconds later I hear her yell SHIT and i turn around and she’s slid down an embankment and she’s upside down with her underwear around her knees, up to her shoulder in a recycling bin.
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2019-12-14 at 3:23 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕These were my go-to in high school. I’d buy 15 or so of them At Avenue Liquor in hawthorne and sell them at football games for $5 each. I’d usually drink 2 or 3 and smoke some weed, eat some mescaline or snort some coke to even everything out. One night a friend and I took some expired gabapentin and misc other pills that we found in a pile of rubble in from of a demolished house lol. He got all violent and I had to choke him out to keep him from beating his ex gf during half time. That malt liquor came out of the bottle so cold that you’d get a brain freeze, and then have beer burps all night.
Memories.
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2019-12-14 at 9:35 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕I still want to start a band called Jesuit Nuclear Bukakke Bomb
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2019-12-14 at 9:24 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
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2019-12-14 at 9:23 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
Originally posted by CandyRein Why.. you like getting thistles everywhere And dead trees you gotta throw out.. well not me lol
Get your negative azz away from here nigga
There’s no thistles. There are pine needles, but if you put a blanket down all u gotta do it shake it off outside after. And then the whole house smells like Christmas. -
2019-12-13 at 9:46 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI refuse to sang. I will only sing.
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2019-12-13 at 9:45 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2019-12-13 at 9:41 PM UTC in How much does your hair cut cost?I was trying to book a haircut today too, it’s been like 2 months. I don’t like small talk bc I have nothing to talk about.mylast hair dude was great he just shut the fuck up.
My haircuts are $35+ tip though. If I’m paying that much I feel I should have the luxury of closing my eyes and taking a nap -
2019-12-13 at 9:39 PM UTC in How much does your hair cut cost?
Originally posted by HTS For real though haircuts are my personal hell - being strapped into a chair and forced to socialize solely through meaningless small talk with a total stranger, with a 50/50 chance I hate what they do to my hair and yet I'll still be obligated to pay and feel obligated to tip them. It's fucking horrible. Fuck that. Nope.
I wish I had the balls to say "in silence" when they ask how I'd like my hair cut, but that's abrasive af and they'd probably think I was a piece of shit. *sigh*
So yeah, I don't get my hurr did. Ever.
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2019-12-13 at 9:35 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?Fake trees make me sad