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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
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    Reminds me I need to update my profile pic with the one of my fat face
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    “A genetic experiment gone horribly awry” seems like the type of snarky dig that Hank would bust out.

    I’m satisfied with this.
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    They actually didn’t do too bad.
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Why are you so preoccupied with prison shit? Is it that you want to be a ripped, tatted up scary boi? You can get inked and start taking karate classes tomorrow if you wanted.
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    We haven’t done a collage in forever. And candy is like the only one on DH who posts any pics of themselves.
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    I don’t know what half of you people look like and Zoklet niggas generally look like some genetic experiment gone horribly awry.
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Bout to get a haircut and I got bit by a spider or something last night so the underside of my eye is all puffed up like I took a shot to the face. Ugh. Now I don’t even want to leave the house.
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    Fin is a sad limp dicked loser with way too much time on his hands, but at least he has Christmas spirit.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace beautiful

    Yeah I miss that. Just feeling light and free and excited about things and not knowing what was going to happen. Being too young and stupid to realize it’s just about impossible to finger a chick with jeans on.
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    I remember walking in the rain in October with this girl, high off our heads on mushrooms and drinking mickeys and EnJ Brandy from a water bottle. She had to pee, and so we walked into the park where we wouldn’t get stopped. I’m looking out for her and a few seconds later I hear her yell SHIT and i turn around and she’s slid down an embankment and she’s upside down with her underwear around her knees, up to her shoulder in a recycling bin.
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    These were my go-to in high school. I’d buy 15 or so of them At Avenue Liquor in hawthorne and sell them at football games for $5 each. I’d usually drink 2 or 3 and smoke some weed, eat some mescaline or snort some coke to even everything out. One night a friend and I took some expired gabapentin and misc other pills that we found in a pile of rubble in from of a demolished house lol. He got all violent and I had to choke him out to keep him from beating his ex gf during half time. That malt liquor came out of the bottle so cold that you’d get a brain freeze, and then have beer burps all night.

    Memories.

  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I still want to start a band called Jesuit Nuclear Bukakke Bomb
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Pine needles make me sadder

    Your commitment to baby Jesus is questionable at best
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CandyRein Why.. you like getting thistles everywhere And dead trees you gotta throw out.. well not me lol

    Get your negative azz away from here nigga

    There’s no thistles. There are pine needles, but if you put a blanket down all u gotta do it shake it off outside after. And then the whole house smells like Christmas.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I refuse to sang. I will only sing.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol that's insane. What are you using to shave that your stubble becomes tiny knives?

    Bigger knives.



    Idk either. Either it was a freak occurrence for a couple years right after or I have the worst mutant ability ever.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I was trying to book a haircut today too, it’s been like 2 months. I don’t like small talk bc I have nothing to talk about.mylast hair dude was great he just shut the fuck up.

    My haircuts are $35+ tip though. If I’m paying that much I feel I should have the luxury of closing my eyes and taking a nap
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by HTS For real though haircuts are my personal hell - being strapped into a chair and forced to socialize solely through meaningless small talk with a total stranger, with a 50/50 chance I hate what they do to my hair and yet I'll still be obligated to pay and feel obligated to tip them. It's fucking horrible. Fuck that. Nope.

    I wish I had the balls to say "in silence" when they ask how I'd like my hair cut, but that's abrasive af and they'd probably think I was a piece of shit. *sigh*

    So yeah, I don't get my hurr did. Ever.

    Well it’s a choice you made
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    Fake trees make me sad
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