2019-12-11 at 6:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by Poast
I don’t want copies of any of that shit floating around right now. Should have saved it all when you had the chance boys. Rest assured, I have multiple backed up copies of everything I’ve ever made, and it will all be released permantately sometime in the next 10 years. OMG knows why. That’s the best I can do.
And CASPER, I don’t owe you shit. Love ya big guy, but we’re square. You got to experience our content when it was fresh off the presses, and that was more than worth a couple shitty Dominos pizzas. You were ballin’ at the time anyways.
You're such a shit person.
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2019-12-11 at 6:20 AM UTC
I got a story:
Thanksgiving. I was living with Poasts cousin and we were having it there. I had Hozilla living with me like a retard. Poasts cousin could cook so a bunch of people showed up that didn't have family showed up. We ate and then started drinking and having fun.
Some of Poasts family was there and it was pretty chill. There was one second I was standing next to WifeDead and Hozilla was in the hallway. Poasts mom was right there but wasn't looking so I got hozillas attention. She looked at me and I went in for a kiss with MomDead. He swooned and we passionately kissed while I stared her down. She had a horrified look on her face and I walked away.
Dead seriously, without any acknowledgement of what I was about to do just sold the shit out of it. This wasn't the first time we kissed. I think it might've been the last though.
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2019-12-11 at 4:35 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
give us all a nice fruit-cup
2019-12-15 at 7:36 AM UTC
Ignorance truly is bliss, and I wish that I could go back.
2019-12-15 at 7:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by Poast
Ignorance truly is bliss, and I wish that I could go back.
I said cringe bitch. That's just truth.
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2019-12-15 at 8:14 AM UTC
I got a story:
One time I was at Poasts and we were playing Halo 2 or something. I think this was right after Poast convinced me to start smoking weed.
He had a big bong called Bulletproof and I would cough blowing water out of the the smoke end thingy, (I haven't smoked in a while), so we used to put a towel by my feet.
I was 17 and had a '68 Camaro. I used to bomb down a big ass hill in neutral in it, hit around 70 MPH and be able to barely glide into Poasts trailer. I tried the same thing in my moms SUV once and on the first turn I almost tipped it. I was scared and never did it again.
So anyways, I was at Poasts playing Halo 2. He always kicked my ass. But today was different. I tried to sneak a fart. It was a big shart. I shit my pants. I jumped up and said I had to go home. I had to drive home leaning my left leg against the floor so my ass wasn't against against the seat. Then I wasn't sitting in my own shit.
A couple days later I admitted what had happened to Poast and he said, "I wondered why you left so awkwardly."
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2019-12-15 at 8:53 AM UTC
How's this?
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