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  1. Rrr African Astronaut
  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by bigthink i need to prove that my landlord and neighbors aren't spying on me. can hear people creeping around inside at night and there's silhouettes outside of window.

    after typing it out it reads like paranoid retard bullshit so it's probably not real

    The only solution is to set up cameras to record your home at night, look for artifacts in the footage to check if it has been tampered with, those are likely marks of a poltergeist
  3. Rrr African Astronaut
    Ggghhhhhnggn
  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Me too bud
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by ORACLE The only solution is to set up cameras to record your home at night, look for artifacts in the footage to check if it has been tampered with, those are likely marks of a poltergeist

    If he walks around the property at 2am screaming “I AINT ‘FRAID AH NO GHOST!!” They will finally leave him alone

    It’s the only way
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  6. Originally posted by CASPER If he walks around the property at 2am screaming “I AINT ‘FRAID AH NO GHOST!!” They will finally leave him alone

    It’s the only way

    2am-5am circling the property in a frantic mania and bobbing your head like a chicken the entire time.

    It scares the ghosts
  7. CASPER would know
  8. bigthink victim of incest
    this is all a psyop
  9. Originally posted by Rrr Ggghhhhhnggn

    send me a sample of your work
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Are you the gatekeeper or the keymaster?
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I want your key inside of me
  12. Fuck it I'm making waffle fries
  13. I'm a locksmith bitch
  14. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I'm a locksmith bitch

  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Christmas is the fucking worst. I want to break up with my girlfriend but that's kinda cold before Christmas especially since we're suppposed to spend it together. Now I gotta buy presents for someone I'm probably going to break up with very soon after and pretend I enjoy their presence
  16. Originally posted by Sudo Christmas is the fucking worst. I want to break up with my girlfriend but that's kinda cold before Christmas especially since we're suppposed to spend it together. Now I gotta buy presents for someone I'm probably going to break up with very soon after and pretend I enjoy their presence

    Ghost her. She's using you.
  17. Originally posted by Sudo Christmas is the fucking worst. I want to break up with my girlfriend but that's kinda cold before Christmas especially since we're suppposed to spend it together. Now I gotta buy presents for someone I'm probably going to break up with very soon after and pretend I enjoy their presence

    Lol
  18. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sudo Christmas is the fucking worst. I want to break up with my girlfriend but that's kinda cold before Christmas especially since we're suppposed to spend it together. Now I gotta buy presents for someone I'm probably going to break up with very soon after and pretend I enjoy their presence

    Can I have your girlfriend when you're done with her?

    I want her as a Christmas present for Sploo.
  19. bigthink victim of incest
    Originally posted by Sudo Christmas is the fucking worst. I want to break up with my girlfriend but that's kinda cold before Christmas especially since we're suppposed to spend it together. Now I gotta buy presents for someone I'm probably going to break up with very soon after and pretend I enjoy their presence


    bigthinkin rn

    ..

    maybe if you buy a certain kinda present, she'll break up with you instead.
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Solstice Ghost her. She's using you.

    Doubt it. She's a selfish person but if she's trying to manipulate me she's absolutely horrible at it



    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol

    lol you're literally undatable and undesirable to all but the most desperate



    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Can I have your girlfriend when you're done with her?

    I want her as a Christmas present for Sploo.

    That's very sweet of you but I wouldn't want to do that to sploo. He's too fragile.



    Originally posted by bigthink bigthinkin rn

    ..

    maybe if you buy a certain kinda present, she'll break up with you instead.

    I doubt it. She needs me much more than I need her. She would just use it as justification for being toxic
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