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2019-12-11 at 2:19 PM UTC in Juicebox ObituaryI’m still pissed off he didn’t send me the Aug in pieces. I mean if you’re going to kill yourself why the fuck not?
If you become worm food without giving someone your shit, it’s kinda fucked up.
Didn’t realize you could kill your self with jerky seasoning, but I guess now I do.
If anything positive came from it his, it’s that I don’t have to hear the shitty gay gothic doom metal he loved so very much.
RiP nigga -
2019-12-11 at 10:17 AM UTC in Would u rather have possessed a plantation in South Carolina, or Alabama?
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III candyrein would be the chill slave owner who makes you pick cotton but lets you be done at a reasonable hour so she can smoke you out and make you dinner
She wouldn’t whip anyone unless they wanted to be whipped. She’d just let them know she wasn’t mad, just very disappointed. -
2019-12-11 at 10:13 AM UTC in I contacted the City's building inspectors on my landlord.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby But was the allegation real as far as you know? Or she just pulled a fast one? If he did really do something he should of just gave her the B. I guess you never knows with some of these things.
When I was in highschool there was the faggot bike cop, cocky as a mother fucker. He confiscated some girls phone got her number and gave it back to her and start texting (thats the story) my buddy and I saw him working at radioshack a month after he was gone we gave him the finger.
I mean he didn’t actually DO anything, but he was always a bit flirty with some of the girls without being particularly explicit. Whatever the case, his wife divorced him 2 months later. Felt so bad for the guy. -
2019-12-11 at 3:58 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-12-11 at 3:53 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-12-11 at 3:49 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕Lets form a task force
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2019-12-11 at 3:48 AM UTC in Would u rather have possessed a plantation in South Carolina, or Alabama?I would let u wear ur light up shoes n all the bitches would be jealous
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2019-12-11 at 3:39 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕As a matter of fact i will offer my services for two (2) chat encounters.
I speak fluent normie so you can message me what she says and I'll tell you what to say so shes fooled into believing that youre a real boy. -
2019-12-11 at 3:29 AM UTC in I contacted the City's building inspectors on my landlord.Would you guess that he got fired for inappropriate conduct with a girl in his class? She #metoo'd his ass after she found out he wasnt going to give her a B. lol.
Dude was awesome. -
2019-12-11 at 3:26 AM UTC in Would u rather have possessed a plantation in South Carolina, or Alabama?You take everything incredibly seriously.
I thought you would know me better. SMDH.
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2019-12-11 at 3:23 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Rrr Being a spastic syrup sipper is all I know 😓
Its pretty simple.
Are you happy with your life right now?
If the rest of your life was exactly like it is right now, would you be happy?
Do you believe that things will get better magically if you just drink cough syrup for long enough?
Honestly thats what did it for me. I loved heroin. And pills. And cocaine. But I didnt like my life. I kept thinking i just needed to medicate myself and wait it out long enough, and "real life" would start happening. But nothing works that way.
Eventually, the drugs stopped doing what they used to do, and my hatred and guilt at everything my life had become overcame the tiny bit of relief i got from getting "fall over and break your nose" nodded off my tits 3 or 4x a day.
Youre a smart dude sometimes. You could have a life you actually enjoy when you decide that being edgy and contrarian and shit doesnt make you particularly unique or interesting. People telling a child how exceptional they are is a fucking poison.
GFet your shit together dude. -
2019-12-11 at 3:12 AM UTC in Would u rather have possessed a plantation in South Carolina, or Alabama?Candy 4 Harriet Tubman 2020
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2019-12-11 at 3:12 AM UTC in Would u rather have possessed a plantation in South Carolina, or Alabama?What about a Lil Helper?
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2019-12-11 at 3:11 AM UTC in I contacted the City's building inspectors on my landlord.This lil Iranian dude Amir who I had American History with yelled that shit like 15 times a day. Our teacher Mr. Bufano with the thickest NY accent ive ever heard would always be inappropriate as fuck talkin about "If you go behind the bleachers with those FUN TIME GALS you gonna end up with a bad case of COWLIFLOWAH CROTCH." He said something about beef curtains ONCE, and from that point on for the next 2 years, at random intervals throughout the class, from the side of the classroom there would come a fearsome cry:
"MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmUH BEEEEEFFFFFFF CURRRRRRTIIIIIINNNZZZZZ!!!" -
2019-12-11 at 3:06 AM UTC in Would u rather have possessed a plantation in South Carolina, or Alabama?Slavery is such an ugly word. I prefer them to be known as my "Lil Helpers"
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2019-12-11 at 3:05 AM UTC in Would u rather have possessed a plantation in South Carolina, or Alabama?I would let Candy live in the big house and sleep at the foot of the bed teach her how to read with chalk on the back of a shovel bc im a good dude like that.
Master Casper 2020 -
2019-12-11 at 3:03 AM UTC in I contacted the City's building inspectors on my landlord.
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2019-12-11 at 2:53 AM UTC in I contacted the City's building inspectors on my landlord.
Originally posted by Wariat by the way Casper, none of you Americans in here are tough either. all you people that end up at any od the social events for foreigners are lame looking overweight dweeb balls evn mor loeer looking and lame than me. in fact all your tourists are lam looking and not tough. loud once in a while wnd bowstful but very non threatening people.
Except I dont spend every minute of my day talking about getting gang raped and "what if bloods n crips steal ur social security n this guy smuggled me a potato from what they call the "CHOW HALL" and then he made me give him all my snickers bars."
Im not tough. Youre right. Ive never claimed to be. But id break your fucking face because im like 3x your size, and youre an effeminate faggot. If i came to Poland id be laughing with people and buying someone a drink at the bar and youd be trying to tell someone about your blue belt in tai chi or some shit. -
2019-12-11 at 2:47 AM UTC in I contacted the City's building inspectors on my landlord.
Originally posted by Wariat Actually youre the stupid moron here because you didnt even get what I was aiming at. And dont make shit up I never went to jail for sex crimes you fucking inbred. I was talking about Pollacks here. pollacks in Warsaw are masters at and known for rudeness and threats. Thats their mo or ganeplwn especially toward foreigners or people who they think have money. Why dont you come here wnd tell them thst or try renting a place and fucking them over and see what happens?
No one gives a fuck about the Polish. Your stories are dogshit. Come to Inglewood or eat dicks. -
2019-12-11 at 2:34 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
