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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo I woke up today and didn't take any opiates for an hour and just tried to thug it out and felt good but physically very sick and sore and I knew it would get worse and I would have to lie down all day and wish I was dead. So I took 4mg of suboxone which didn't do anything so I sniffed 9mg of hydros emollient and now feel alot better but GOLDANG I really can't go thru life on opiates everyday anymore. It's been years and I'm old, tired and unhealthy. I'll never have a nontoxic relationship if I can't get off em and will function at a lower level and my kids will eventually realize I'm a loser.

    What I'm saying is I need one of you to be my avatar and live my life for like 4-5 days while I detox. I'll pay you in cheese sandwiches. Serious inquiries only

    My bubble yum ass would be dead if i lived your life.
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pizza molla, pizza, hey, what's a matta for you?

    Pizza isa good for you! Prevenzione di ripetizione di una faccia brutta!
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo You wanna pizza me?

    Yeah, maybe i do. What about it? Want some fucking salami with that?
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo I just started typing while making a protein shake and peanut butter and honey sammich and then stopped when it got too stupid.

    You are under no obligation to justify your silliness to me, silly.
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    742 PizzaFlat would have been more funny but i suppose 'flat' is a british term.
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Rape Monster im not taking advantage, im just tryna get in where i fit in 😏

    Try to figure out where you fit in through the lens of the human being on the other end.
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Rape Monster blasphemy. he may as well be a patron saint

    Patron saint of patsies? It's been fishy from the start.
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kafka It is Junji Ito.

    Lmao, that would explain it.
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Gives me Junji Ito vibes.
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They call that a clawback.

    I call it bitch nigga shit.
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your cats are going to do the same thing if its starving.

    Nah, but if i happen to be dead, that's fine. Your inner commie really shows when you equate behavior like this. The cat is not a moral agent. I can make a value judgement, my cat can't. So whether an animal would eat me or not given the chance, does not impact my decision to kill and/or eat said animal.

    Besides if i can't get food for myself, i can't get food for my cat, my cat will have been dead by starvation long before i would have.
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny outsourcing vaginas.

    Close, but it'll do.
  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and cats are nothing but emergency callories.

    Almost forgot you were a chinaman for a second.
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Oxygen is just a slutty little molecule she's not that picky who she pairs up with and she'll do it fast too. And when temperatures get high enough, boy she'll do it with PASSION.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats still inhouse

    If anything their customers would be outsourcing something.
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo I think someone might have stolen from me today. It's one of two people either my friend who's been spiraling on drugs or an acquaintance who's gf I fucked when they were together and he knows but I've been pretty good to him. I should just wwjd right hahahaha

    Fuckin Friday the jerkteeth

    Stealing seems mild retribution in the latter case. Passive aggressive even. Then again you did fuck his girl and he still hangs out with you, lol.

    I would bet on the spiral gyro at least if it's their first time dealing with drug addiction.
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Smoke the business end of an energized microwave transformer.
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Wariat cyberpunk and witcher 3.

    Both shitty games.
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Does not compute. More drill slang and knife wielding required.
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker After Germany was defeated and after Russia took half of Poland in 1939. By your logic if I took half of your stuff two weeks after someone else took the other half and then 6 years later gave you back some of your stuff I'm a good guy.

    The yellow parts on the map were German Territories since Bismarck's time and the Holy Roman Empire before that. There was a small period of time called The Polish/Lithuanian common wealth. But Poland was never a great power, nor independent for long, until after both world wars.
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