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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Drunk yet minthy fresh.
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra I remember there was an ad that ran almost constantly after midnight like 10 or 20 years ago for some impotence remedy

    it was two old people in bed looking sad while the narrator boomed "DON'T WORRY LADIES, IT'S JUST A PROBLEM IN HIS ENGINE ROOM"

    then it cut to a white room with a crane in it, jerking around and unable to lift until someone splashes listerine on it

    then it cuts back to the two old people and the man's now balancing a plate in his cock with a manic grin on his face

    That's not weird at all... (-_-")
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by slide22 I hope your head comes off in a Korean knife fight

    What a horrible thing to wish upon someone are you sure we are the demons and vampires?
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kafka I might need it, I do have a sex drive but have noticed I’m reluctant to sleep with people and it may be because of the people I’ve slept with in the past. I hope that isn’t the case but if it is then something should be done about it.

    If you suspect the reason to be psychological, then treating it with pharmaceuticals alone will not fix the problem, it would only fix the symptom.
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker He couldn't get it up with a crane.

    Nitroglycerin will force it too, even if you don't have any nerve endings there anymore for some reason. It's a vasodialator which means it will open the blood vessels not some of them all of them. Sounds like i am making this up but i am not, the whole reason it can go up is because the tissue there is special, and it works by trapping blood kind of like a sponge.
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Nowhere did i mention whether i thought it to be a good or a bad thing.
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Probably someone's alt.
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by troon huh, maybe he should join after all

    He'll fit right in for sure.
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker A guy with a limp noodle trying to act tough in a PM

    Doctor Sophie recommends a drop of nitroglycerin applied directly to the member's member, as desired or required, to treat reproductive organ malfunction.
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra most of it is probably cheaper to ship than to decommission

    JAVELINs and NLAWs have been completely unpredictable, most (confirmed) ATGM kills have been from their domestic STUGNA units

    the HAWK system they want to ship is ancient, the NASAMs are more or less just a way for them to get some use out of surplus air to air missiles, HIMARS is more of an advertising campaign for Lockheeb than anything else

    I remember when Germany shipped the Gepard guns they'd been out of commission so long that they didn't have any ammo to ship with them, and they couldn't cycle 35mm ammo from other manufacturers

    It's almost as if NATO is half assing 'aid' to achieve it's own geopolitical goals. Also, having former East Bloc countries bankrupt themselves seems myopic. But i am sure some think tank somewhere has war gamed the outcome of this scenario.
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Is it possible to learn this power?

    Not from a Jedi.

    More to the point, i was skeptical when i read the title, but it makes a lot of sense to add the bupropion. Report back with results?
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Elon Musk is my favorite tech billionaire overlord. If we're marching headlong into a cyberpunk dystopia at least his version will probably be interesting.
  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Honestly i don't give a shit and just wanted to be mean to you because all you ever talk about is teenagers, i don't care whether you're into that or not it's just boring at this point. The few times i actually gave you legit advice, you ask the dumbest least relevant TL;DR 'but i'm going to pretend i read that' follow up questions which made me realize you're irredeemable.
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I have to do some fuckery with something called The Module object. It allows me to import and export values on it. And therein lies the trick. If you don't know that though, you're stuck, and after that there are many steps yet. Going from initial intrusion to privilege escalation is by no means trivial.

    What tends to happen is all the less sophisticated threat actors get enhancemented out. So let's say that stops 75% percent of all attacks, that's still more than 0%. It's going to be an arms race until the end of time. White Hats will never admit this but Black Hats are what keeps them employed. If you want to take a cynical view you could say that the whole cyber security industry is a racket. All the hackers benefit no matter the color of the hat, and all at the misfortune and cost of everyone else.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    She probably prefers it this way. Yeah, i'm positive it's because she doesn't think you're very attractive at all. Could just be she was in the mood for some SIN, but forgot you existed because you are utterly unremarkable and easy to forget.
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m wondering now if Jesus were here and immortal would people get sick of him, would he run out of guidance to give.

    He'd be crucified all over again in no time.
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I am

    More like a real bitch is what you are. Lel, sorry, i couldn't help myself.
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    What do you mean dissect? Unfortunately i rented my morgue out for a late halloween themed office party so there will be no dissecting for me.
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, you're just a nonce with wooden shoes

    50% of those allegations are factually incorrect. And i categorically reject any suggestion to the contrary.
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    And yeah this is my genuine philosophy, as you can tell i am Lawful Evil.
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