I've passed the threshold for instant termination attendance points yet they have not contacted me or anything. I think they are just gonna see if I show up today and probably have a talk with me
I quit my job today, my career even. when my co workers asked why, I looked them right in the eyes and said i refuse to contribute to society unless it starts providing me with unlimited, convenient access to 18 year old pussy. I am never working another day in my life until I wake up one morning and there is a white, busty (natural) blonde (also natural) 18 year old on my doorstep with blue eyes and an intact hymen that has never had tiktok or instagram and wants to have my children. She must also have no tattoos, has never been out of the state, and has a good relationship with both her parents, who are themselves still married and very much in love with no history of infidelity on the mothers side. Until then I will spend my time mining as much proof of work crypto as humanly possible, making deep fake porn of leftwing women, reading NIS, and refusing to pay any taxes. every time someone criticises my decision, I will donate $50 to an anti LGBT organisation, I will also from here onwards spend an inordinate amount of time harrassing women who have decided to murder their children on social media, as well as people who call themselves polygamous or wittingly enter into open relationships. Furthermore, I will be cutting all sex-havers out of my life until said demands are met. this is the future the democrats chose, get out of my way you fat tranny
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Saw a girl on the bus with an entire jar of chocolate hazelnut spread in her lunch bag. Like really? You gonna eat that entire jar? Can't just spoon some out into a container or something god damn
Like what is that her lunch? That would be like taking an entire jar of peanut butter and crackers instead of putting it on the crackers..
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Saw a girl on the bus with an entire jar of chocolate hazelnut spread in her lunch bag. Like really? You gonna eat that entire jar? Can't just spoon some out into a container or something god damn
Like what is that her lunch? That would be like taking an entire jar of peanut butter and crackers instead of putting it on the crackers..
Ppl are wild
Who are you, John Legume (inventor of the legume)?
Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
Who are you, John Legume (inventor of the legume)?
I literally told someone yesterday peanuts aren't nuts they're legumes and they told me that cashews grow one per plant which I guess would make them seeds
Originally posted by Sudo
I'm gonna make my ringtone the sound a ketchup bottle makes when you're trying to get the last little bit out, including the bum slap
Originally posted by Sudo
I literally told someone yesterday peanuts aren't nuts they're legumes and they told me that cashews grow one per plant which I guess would make them seeds
There was a show on A and E around 2013 when everyone had a reality show called "barter kings" where two jabronis try to turn nothing into something by bartering cashlessly. Why it's funny is that one of the guys has tourettes syndrome so when he starts negotiating with someone he gets his tics and starts spazzing out and A and E has to frame it In a heroic and brave way. I remember one where they were bartering over a piece of art and he couldn't stop doing an arm pump and saying "artwork" in a funny voice.
It's funny on that level and also just all of A and E programming at that time when they had Billy the exterminator and gene Simmons duck dynasty etc and were just throwing things at the wall and seeing what sticks. A and E execs definitely had lots of conversations about his tourettes and how they can work it into the show and I find it hard to believe they weren't laughing at him when they did so
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I woke up today and didn't take any opiates for an hour and just tried to thug it out and felt good but physically very sick and sore and I knew it would get worse and I would have to lie down all day and wish I was dead. So I took 4mg of suboxone which didn't do anything so I sniffed 9mg of hydros emollient and now feel alot better but GOLDANG I really can't go thru life on opiates everyday anymore. It's been years and I'm old, tired and unhealthy. I'll never have a nontoxic relationship if I can't get off em and will function at a lower level and my kids will eventually realize I'm a loser.
What I'm saying is I need one of you to be my avatar and live my life for like 4-5 days while I detox. I'll pay you in cheese sandwiches. Serious inquiries only
Originally posted by aldra
yeah given your dose I think it'll take a bit longer than 5 days
Yeah but after that I can probably manage with subs gabbapentin, Lyrica edibles maybe codeine etc. I will probably need those things to get over the initial discomfort as well and might try taking some Benzos for the detox considering I never ever take them they'll just put me to sleep in my weakened state, chances are I won't fight the tired and end up carjacking a dump truck to drive through a wal mart. Just remembered a guy with Aids and burns over like 80% of his body an ex knew took a bunch of benzos and ended up sacrificing two of his huge mancoon cats that he loved so much in his backyard and was covered in blood in the middle of the day and got the street locked down because there's a guy walking around with burns and blood all over him in the middle of the day, likely making very little sense and probably consuming cocaine. Kind of a shame he killed those big cats he loved so much but the weird thing was he had 3 and one was unharmed, like he made that one watch as a warning or something. I'm gonna add him on Facebook right now and ask him
