Posts by nonarky

1. 2017-03-23 at 4:57 AM UTC in stealing a ufo
   nonarky Houston
   they only appear so often
   
   what would be the best way to do this?
   
   and if i did get one, where could i hide it?
2. 2017-03-22 at 2:30 PM UTC in hookers walking down my street
   nonarky Houston
   they look terrible, they started appearing out of no where, like 4 of them keep walking up and down the street, knocking on car wwndows n shit and being annoying.
   
   how can i get them to go away?
3. 2017-03-20 at 3:59 AM UTC in i think was attacked by a ouij board
   nonarky Houston
   i was playing around with a Ouija board and was getting answers, some lady claimed she died in the early 18th century.
   
   I kept asking her dumb questions, thinking its not real. but every dumb question i asked, she spelled out full sentences, and detailed and explained alot of things i wrote them down, she just went on and on about a certain war.
   
   i suddenly asked her what women used to clog their vagina when they are on their period.
   
   i think it made her mad, she stopped talking to me, then i tried talking to her again and was told to get out and go.
   
   then my ceiling fan fell off the ceiling and the blade busted over my head.
   
   
   am i being paranoid? or could it be the ceiling fan wasnt bolted properly on the ceiling?
   
   but how did the glass shatter though? any idea?
4. 2017-03-18 at 5:34 PM UTC in -SpectraL's Favorite Bar
   nonarky Houston
   they sell yo moms titties at the bar
5. 2017-03-18 at 5:29 PM UTC in Delivering a pizza
   nonarky Houston
   i would of pissed on the pizza
6. 2017-03-17 at 8:30 PM UTC in who comeing
   nonarky Houston
   *teleports
7. 2017-03-17 at 3:13 PM UTC in theres a bee
   nonarky Houston
   help!
8. 2017-03-17 at 2:16 AM UTC in drive by titty flashing
   nonarky Houston
   get a person with a set of boobs, then drive around the grocery store and find a old man carrying groceries , flash some titties at that old man, he will drop his groceries on the ground and break everything in shock.
   
   you can do this all night
9. 2017-03-13 at 5:11 PM UTC in i'm glad its snowing again
   nonarky Houston
   thanks
10. 2017-03-13 at 5:02 PM UTC in selling ramen noodles on ebay
    nonarky Houston
    this idea at first sounds stupid, but people are actually paying $11-17 for a 24 pack of ramen noodles on ebay, and they sell fast.
    
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Maruchan-Ramen-Chicken-Flavor-Noodle-Soup-12-Pack-/351543117489?hash=item51d99a46b1:g:jXEAAOSwqfNXoXpN
    
    the same 24 pack of ramen noodles can be bought for under $3 at walmart.
    
    if you provided free shipping, you would still make at least $6-7 dollars profit
    
    
    anybody going to do this? i know i am
11. 2017-03-12 at 5:24 PM UTC in What would you do if an object in your room started floating in the air?
    nonarky Houston

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I was in a very old 20-room house in Old Montreal back in the '70's, and witnessed first-hand floating furniture, a floating bed, and small objects being hurled through the air by themselves. The house was owned and lived in by a practicing female voodoo spiritualist. There were other things I saw first-hand in that house, which no one would believe.

    
    you weren't in a house, you were on the international space station
12. 2017-03-12 at 5:18 PM UTC in a supernova just happend 15 light years away from our solar system
    nonarky Houston
    what will we do?
    
    in 15 years or maybe less, our ozone layer will be destroyed and we will be cooked by radiation.
    
    how will you stay alive?
13. 2017-03-12 at 6:33 AM UTC in What would you do if an object in your room started floating in the air?
    nonarky Houston
    i'd tell it to go fuck with trumps mind
14. 2017-03-10 at 4:34 AM UTC in Life's too hard. I might just commit suicide.
    nonarky Houston
    do you know wats on the other side
15. 2017-03-10 at 4:14 AM UTC in winter will be the new summer
    nonarky Houston
    help?
    
    live smooth beats
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esx_ixF0Y48
16. 2017-03-08 at 4:43 PM UTC in Tonight i'm gonna walk down to the gas station and start trashing it.
    nonarky Houston
    if u get caught, will you trash the jail too lol
17. 2017-03-07 at 3:28 PM UTC in fuck comcast
    nonarky Houston
    so i have their Internet plan right.
    
    they keep calling me to get me to upgrade my plan and to install their anti virus. but i never use windows and i only use mint Linux.
    
    i told the bitch 3 times i dont need anti virus, then the bitch told me linux are windows are the same thing and that i still need anti virus.
    
    i had a sudden urge to shit, so i went to the toilet, put the phone next to my ass and started to shit.
    
    she heard all that shitting noise and flipped out then hung up.
    
    was so pissed
18. 2017-03-07 at 3:04 AM UTC in HB PSN party?
    nonarky Houston
    nvm
    
    Post last edited by nonarky at 2017-03-07T20:41:44.028917+00:00
19. 2017-03-06 at 6:14 AM UTC in making a high milage 350 5.7 last
    nonarky Houston
    so i got this 94 silverado 1500 duel cab 2wd. 299,500 on the engine, and 500 miles on the re manufactured transmission.
    
    how much longer can my 350 tbi engine last? so far, nothing wrong with engine yet.
    
    also truck was well maintained, frame in great shape, barely any rust on the body.
    
    so any idea?
20. 2017-03-05 at 3:20 PM UTC in fuck steve bannon
    nonarky Houston
    turn his face into a toilet