2017-03-26 at 3:36 AM UTC
in
lets get on the bus
*sits down*
are we all ready yet?
2017-03-24 at 1:30 AM UTC
in
cutting onions
i hate crying every time i slice them
2017-03-23 at 4:57 AM UTC
in
stealing a ufo
they only appear so often
what would be the best way to do this?
and if i did get one, where could i hide it?
they look terrible, they started appearing out of no where, like 4 of them keep walking up and down the street, knocking on car wwndows n shit and being annoying.
how can i get them to go away?
i was playing around with a Ouija board and was getting answers, some lady claimed she died in the early 18th century.
I kept asking her dumb questions, thinking its not real. but every dumb question i asked, she spelled out full sentences, and detailed and explained alot of things i wrote them down, she just went on and on about a certain war.
i suddenly asked her what women used to clog their vagina when they are on their period.
i think it made her mad, she stopped talking to me, then i tried talking to her again and was told to get out and go.
then my ceiling fan fell off the ceiling and the blade busted over my head.
am i being paranoid? or could it be the ceiling fan wasnt bolted properly on the ceiling?
but how did the glass shatter though? any idea?
2017-03-18 at 5:34 PM UTC
in
-SpectraL's Favorite Bar
they sell yo moms titties at the bar
2017-03-18 at 5:29 PM UTC
in
Delivering a pizza
i would of pissed on the pizza
2017-03-17 at 2:16 AM UTC
in
drive by titty flashing
get a person with a set of boobs, then drive around the grocery store and find a old man carrying groceries , flash some titties at that old man, he will drop his groceries on the ground and break everything in shock.
you can do this all night
what will we do?
in 15 years or maybe less, our ozone layer will be destroyed and we will be cooked by radiation.
how will you stay alive?
i'd tell it to go fuck with trumps mind
do you know wats on the other side
if u get caught, will you trash the jail too lol
2017-03-07 at 3:28 PM UTC
in
fuck comcast
so i have their Internet plan right.
they keep calling me to get me to upgrade my plan and to install their anti virus. but i never use windows and i only use mint Linux.
i told the bitch 3 times i dont need anti virus, then the bitch told me linux are windows are the same thing and that i still need anti virus.
i had a sudden urge to shit, so i went to the toilet, put the phone next to my ass and started to shit.
she heard all that shitting noise and flipped out then hung up.
was so pissed
2017-03-07 at 3:04 AM UTC
in
HB PSN party?
nvm
Post last edited by nonarky at 2017-03-07T20:41:44.028917+00:00
