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  1. nonarky Houston
    somewhere, in some place, they are holding millions of dollars in cash and stolen artwork. lets say if we knew the location where all the good are. how can we get passed the guards?

    could we hold some of them hostages and make them take us where the money is?

    i know that we could jack one of their armored vehicles on the way out and make a run for it.

    any suggestions? ideas?
  2. nonarky Houston
    she didn't know there was a evil ceiling fan waiting for her on the ceiling. it turned on, that crak bitch got sucked up into the fan and got beat the the blades and tossed back out the window knocking a dog over.

    and you know what to do?
  3. nonarky Houston
    just use those chinese floating lanterns instead
  4. nonarky Houston
    a crack whore wont stay off my lawn, she walks up and down the street flashing her flat ass to oncoming cars, then she comes to my lawn and chills there then wont leave until somebody picks her up. what can i do?
  5. nonarky Houston
    ?
  6. nonarky Houston
    how do you do it in public while everybody watches and dont get caught?

    somebody i know already hit a few trashcans downtown but got caught and faces numerous public indecency charges, how does somebody not get caught?
  7. nonarky Houston
    Once upon a time, a hooker walked don't the street and then...
  8. nonarky Houston
    if you know how it got in there, please tell me
  9. nonarky Houston
    1. Get a large box, a stick, a string, and a bag of crack.
    2. Tie the string to the stick and use it to prop up the box.
    3. Place a trail of crack rocks leading to where she sleeps.
    4. When she follows the crack trail into the box pull on the string and trap her.
    5. Nail up the box and drive out into the middle of the forest where you can release her into the wild.

    a zoo would be better. at least she wold make the zoo money satisfying the animals.
  10. nonarky Houston
    always at the stop sign near my house smoking crack, she looks hit, she has a flat ass, and flat lumpy titties, and a stank ass twat, and she still gets picked up by rich dudes and dropped back off. she throws her tampons on my sidewalk and she even sleeps on the corner too! how can i get this crack whore off my corner?
  11. nonarky Houston
    long time no c yo
  12. nonarky Houston
    i am ressurected, how ya been?
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