can his actually be pulled off?
if you needed to sneak into Canada through the woods, could dressing up as a wild animal or even a shrub work in avoiding detection by immigration agents patrolling the woods?
2017-02-04 at 5:31 AM UTC
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making trump mad
whats the worst that can happen?
where the hell is it coming from?
i have this very gullible neighbor that believes anything and she is too annoying.
i want her to look stupid in her front lawn. so i was going to draw a fake treasure map and make it look convincing. Going to pretend to be a previous owner of the house and say that there is a big box of treasure buried 20 feet under their front lawn.
then i would mail the fake map to her. then she will start digging all day and get city code violations.
has anybody else have any other creative ideas?
if you have the sudden urge to defecate during the deal, it means tts a set up
2017-01-31 at 1:04 AM UTC
in
stealing hoes from pimps
whats the worse that can happen?
2017-01-27 at 5:19 PM UTC
in
I have a confession
I voted for Hilary Clinton.
*hides*
go sit on the moon for a while
put t in a jar and send it to trump
pee all over the wall in protest
2017-01-20 at 4:38 AM UTC
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I messed up my entire life.
buff billy what is wrong with becoming a writer or an artist? Remember when kafka said she almsot dated an actual programmer? lol or did she call him a "software engineer"?
how could i possible get my butt-cheeks spread over trumps mouth quickly without secret service noticing?
any advice?
what could you do to cause people to look in the opposite direction while politely borrow money from a armored money truck that was left open?
don't worry, i will leave a nice note saying i borrowed money and pay 5% interest on the money when i pay it back. not breaking the law here.
2017-01-11 at 9:59 PM UTC
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obama is a great man
i believe he is the best president we had in the last decade, i don't want him to leave office.
now with trump taking office, everything will be flushed down the toilet and all trumps lies will become the norm.
trump will take away health-care so he can fund his big wall.
remember the golden years
sneak into somebodies house and fart down their throat in their sleep then politely leave?
