Posts by nonarky

2017-02-04 at 5:30 AM UTC in giving gullible people false hope

nonarky Houston

Originally posted by RestStop Actually to make this worthwhile just "mail" her a free vacation trip instructing her to claim her tickets at the DMV(she will be there for ages) then rob the bitch blind Young Rich Nigga shit noiamsayin?

she is that gullible to believe the tickets part

2017-02-04 at 5:28 AM UTC in The shit wind is coming

nonarky Houston

brace your self

2017-02-02 at 5:19 PM UTC in The smell of shit in the morning

nonarky Houston

where the hell is it coming from?

2017-02-01 at 6:31 AM UTC in giving gullible people false hope

nonarky Houston

i have this very gullible neighbor that believes anything and she is too annoying.

i want her to look stupid in her front lawn. so i was going to draw a fake treasure map and make it look convincing. Going to pretend to be a previous owner of the house and say that there is a big box of treasure buried 20 feet under their front lawn.

then i would mail the fake map to her. then she will start digging all day and get city code violations.

has anybody else have any other creative ideas?

2017-02-01 at 6:24 AM UTC in What are some indicators that drug deal is an undercover/set up?

nonarky Houston

if you have the sudden urge to defecate during the deal, it means tts a set up

2017-01-31 at 1:04 AM UTC in stealing hoes from pimps

nonarky Houston

whats the worse that can happen?

2017-01-27 at 5:19 PM UTC in I have a confession

nonarky Houston

I voted for Hilary Clinton.

*hides*

2017-01-25 at 1:07 AM UTC in Going into a random building to see if this reaility is fake.

nonarky Houston

go sit on the moon for a while

2017-01-22 at 2:56 AM UTC in next time when you piss, fart and poop

nonarky Houston

put t in a jar and send it to trump

2017-01-22 at 2:55 AM UTC in When ur mum locks u out n ur on fuckin tag omg

nonarky Houston

pee all over the wall in protest

2017-01-20 at 4:38 AM UTC in I messed up my entire life.

nonarky Houston

buff billy what is wrong with becoming a writer or an artist? Remember when kafka said she almsot dated an actual programmer? lol or did she call him a "software engineer"?

2017-01-20 at 4:05 AM UTC in Farting into Trumps Mouth on Inaugeration day

nonarky Houston

how could i possible get my butt-cheeks spread over trumps mouth quickly without secret service noticing?

any advice?

2017-01-17 at 3:08 AM UTC in what is the best way to cause a distraction?

nonarky Houston

what could you do to cause people to look in the opposite direction while politely borrow money from a armored money truck that was left open?

don't worry, i will leave a nice note saying i borrowed money and pay 5% interest on the money when i pay it back. not breaking the law here.

2017-01-11 at 9:59 PM UTC in obama is a great man

nonarky Houston

i believe he is the best president we had in the last decade, i don't want him to leave office.

now with trump taking office, everything will be flushed down the toilet and all trumps lies will become the norm.

trump will take away health-care so he can fund his big wall.

remember the golden years

2017-01-11 at 3:31 AM UTC in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃

nonarky Houston

apples

2017-01-10 at 2:01 AM UTC in what is it called when you do this?

nonarky Houston

sneak into somebodies house and fart down their throat in their sleep then politely leave?

2017-01-08 at 5:01 PM UTC in thes are dragon memories

nonarky Houston

i remember those times

2017-01-06 at 3:01 AM UTC in Any Florida Niggas araound?

nonarky Houston

Originally posted by RisiR Except Infinityfuck.

Anyone with a good weed connection close to Palm Beach or Melbourne?

florida is fo hoez

2017-01-01 at 4:52 AM UTC in its new year

nonarky Houston

wut do?!

2016-12-31 at 11:23 PM UTC in what would you do if jesus appeared in front of you?

nonarky Houston

and said " in order to save the world and be accepted in heaven, you must let me piss in your mouth and ass at the same time"

what would you do?

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