yea, i became a city council candidate back in march and now it has been goin crazy. for months and weeks straight, i would be bombarded with event invitations to give speeches and answer questions, and go to all of them. sometimes you get the same questions from last event and keep giving same or similar answers. then you get retarded questions from the crowd.
one lady asked all the candidates this question "why is there more pot shops then grocery stores?" i ended up telling her to start her own grocery store if she didnt like the pot shops"
then some fat kid bent over and part of his pants fell down, he wasnt wearing underwear and mooned everybody on live tv during a speech made by one of the mayoral candidates.
i tried so hard not to giggle and laugh. then sometimes other candidates would fuck up on their speeches which was amusing. one city clerk candidate said that if he got elected, he would go help haiti amd north korea become good countrys, which has nothing to do with the that city clerk position.
its been delightful
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2017-07-21 at 1:28 AM UTC
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building a couch?
i only have two pieces of wood and a one ripped cushion from the early 80s. how can i make this work?
2017-07-21 at 1:24 AM UTC
in
Dont open the window
it will cause the moon too fall and smash into the side of your house.
2017-07-16 at 8:47 PM UTC
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what happens if?
the sky fell ontop of you?
i am goin dabbin on a fall tour up north,getting good pics of the fall colors, what about you?
2017-07-11 at 7:23 PM UTC
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i just sat in a broken chair
chair leg broke in half then fell up 2 steps then tumble back down the steps.
just dont know what to do, any advice?
i am not a women, so i went to a second hand store and bought some panties,then i got a raw fish from the fish market. i got home and rubbed the fish all over the panties, then got a red and brown marker and drew some fake stains on them. Then i sold one pair as a legit used panties from a stripper for $6. they didnt complain about the panties yet. only bought them for a dollar and made a profit.
this really works. try it
2017-06-28 at 12:43 AM UTC
in
just sat in a chair
then it rolled off the mountain.
what do i do?
2017-06-04 at 6:44 PM UTC
in
i fell up a escalator
it was like a broken record player going in a loop
england needs a revolution
