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  1. nonarky Houston
    so i got this 94 silverado 1500 duel cab 2wd. 299,500 on the engine, and 500 miles on the re manufactured transmission.

    how much longer can my 350 tbi engine last? so far, nothing wrong with engine yet.

    also truck was well maintained, frame in great shape, barely any rust on the body.

    so any idea?
  2. nonarky Houston
    turn his face into a toilet
  3. nonarky Houston
    what the hell?

    i was at a restaurant and somebody actually left super glue on a toilet seat, i heard some lady scream from the bathroom that she was stuck to the toilet seat. manager had to call an ambulance to remove her from the toilet seat.

    they had to cut the toilet seat from the toilet and she came out on a stretcher with a toilet seat stuck to her ass and was put in ambulance.

    everybody watched.


    who still does this?
  4. nonarky Houston
    it is currently in the back yard smashing your favorite bike into the neighbors windshield and tore apart the shed and now its coming for you.


    what are your options?

  5. nonarky Houston
    in a bush in middle of the field.

    be sure to hold onto the stem of the bush because the ground underneath will rip apart and you can climb back up the roots.

  6. nonarky Houston
    i was not amused,the stripper went down the pole, she put her ass in my face and just straight up farted, it was so loud my ears were ringing.

    then she did a cart wheel and ended up falling off the dance table.

    i just dont know what do do

    any advice?
  7. nonarky Houston
    if you do, a brown tsunami will appear
  8. nonarky Houston
    fuck alex, and trump
  9. nonarky Houston
    periods

    Post last edited by nonarky at 2017-02-27T19:40:31.685364+00:00
  10. nonarky Houston
    become a backpage hooker
  11. nonarky Houston
    a planet keeps bothering me across the galaxy, help?
  12. nonarky Houston
    it seems like when saturn is in a unusual spot, i feel pressure in my mind and it makes me do things.

    does this happen to you?
  13. nonarky Houston
    use toilet paper
  14. nonarky Houston
    then shitting in the sand and being attacked by starfish
  15. nonarky Houston
    https://www.google.com/#q=the+avenue+lansing+mi

    well they cant sue us all!

    leave a one star terrible review and be very creative.

    GO!!!
  16. nonarky Houston
    i am surprised she didn't get kicked out of the store,

    how can people tolerate this?

    i seen a giant brown women that was wearing tight pants, her camels toe was really showing, like you could see inside her cave and it looked like a nasty sideways sloppy joe with nasty meat flopping in and out when she walked by, some people had to cover their eyes because it was so nasty.

    if you owned a store and saw that, would you kick her nasty ass out? what would you do?
  17. nonarky Houston
    Originally posted by infinityshock been there. done that. didnt get the t-shirt…because it didnt work. as in…it was too heavy to float away.

    filled it up with a bike-tire attachment connected to a little helium canister, like they sell for parties.

    the best we managed to get out of it was if you kicked it the thing would go extra distance…but no self-propelled altitude.

    you could tie the blow up doll up to 10 helium balloons and it will rise in the sky
  18. nonarky Houston
    they were in east Lansing flying the dildo around the police station, the drone hit a pole and the dildo dropped onto a police cruiser cracking the light.

    then the drone flew away to a nearby apartment complex.

    i dont know how to react to what i saw
  19. nonarky Houston
    i cant believe we have a president who looks up to this guy.

    please sign up a bunch of gay porn to that address and send trash to his p.o box:


    Alex Jones
    P.O. Box 19549 Austin,
    TX 78760


    i took a shit on a sock and mailed it there
  20. nonarky Houston
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Even the animals need proper paperwork and documentation, if a fish and game officer sees you and the tracker doesn't pick you up you will be tranquilized and tagged.

    but not a bush or a shrub, i can go in as a giant pine cone
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