2017-03-04 at 6:56 PM UTC
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super glue on toilet seat
what the hell?
i was at a restaurant and somebody actually left super glue on a toilet seat, i heard some lady scream from the bathroom that she was stuck to the toilet seat. manager had to call an ambulance to remove her from the toilet seat.
they had to cut the toilet seat from the toilet and she came out on a stretcher with a toilet seat stuck to her ass and was put in ambulance.
everybody watched.
who still does this?
it is currently in the back yard smashing your favorite bike into the neighbors windshield and tore apart the shed and now its coming for you.
what are your options?
in a bush in middle of the field.
be sure to hold onto the stem of the bush because the ground underneath will rip apart and you can climb back up the roots.
2017-03-04 at 5:12 AM UTC
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got farted on by a stripper
i was not amused,the stripper went down the pole, she put her ass in my face and just straight up farted, it was so loud my ears were ringing.
then she did a cart wheel and ended up falling off the dance table.
i just dont know what do do
any advice?
2017-02-28 at 8:17 PM UTC
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dont do it
if you do, a brown tsunami will appear
2017-02-27 at 7:11 PM UTC
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AIex Jones
periods
Post last edited by nonarky at 2017-02-27T19:40:31.685364+00:00
2017-02-24 at 9:42 PM UTC
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help
a planet keeps bothering me across the galaxy, help?
it seems like when saturn is in a unusual spot, i feel pressure in my mind and it makes me do things.
does this happen to you?
then shitting in the sand and being attacked by starfish
i am surprised she didn't get kicked out of the store,
how can people tolerate this?
i seen a giant brown women that was wearing tight pants, her camels toe was really showing, like you could see inside her cave and it looked like a nasty sideways sloppy joe with nasty meat flopping in and out when she walked by, some people had to cover their eyes because it was so nasty.
if you owned a store and saw that, would you kick her nasty ass out? what would you do?
they were in east Lansing flying the dildo around the police station, the drone hit a pole and the dildo dropped onto a police cruiser cracking the light.
then the drone flew away to a nearby apartment complex.
i dont know how to react to what i saw
2017-02-05 at 3:32 AM UTC
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Alex Jones from infowars
i cant believe we have a president who looks up to this guy.
please sign up a bunch of gay porn to that address and send trash to his p.o box:
Alex Jones
P.O. Box 19549 Austin,
TX 78760
i took a shit on a sock and mailed it there
can his actually be pulled off?
if you needed to sneak into Canada through the woods, could dressing up as a wild animal or even a shrub work in avoiding detection by immigration agents patrolling the woods?
2017-02-04 at 5:31 AM UTC
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making trump mad
whats the worst that can happen?
