What would you do if an object in your room started floating in the air?

1. 2017-03-12 at 5:37 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Would you be scared? Would it change you?
2. 2017-03-12 at 5:40 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I'd post it on youtube.
3. 2017-03-12 at 6:33 AM UTC

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   nonarky Houston
   i'd tell it to go fuck with trumps mind
4. 2017-03-12 at 7:22 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i pnhf it
5. 2017-03-12 at 8:55 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This reminds me of a joke:
   
   What do you do if you see your computer floating away at night?
   
   Yell at the black guy to put it back.
   
   
   What do you do if you see your refrigerator floating away at night?
   
   Nothing. That's one BIG black dude.
6. 2017-03-12 at 9:52 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i would punch it
7. 2017-03-12 at 10:39 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I was in a very old 20-room house in Old Montreal back in the '70's, and witnessed first-hand floating furniture, a floating bed, and small objects being hurled through the air by themselves. The house was owned and lived in by a practicing female voodoo spiritualist. There were other things I saw first-hand in that house, which no one would believe.
8. 2017-03-12 at 10:40 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   I'd grab it and put it back in its place of course.
9. 2017-03-12 at 11:01 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump i pnhf it

10. 2017-03-12 at 1:08 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I would think that would be pretty unusual.
11. 2017-03-12 at 1:26 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I was in a very old 20-room house in Old Montreal back in the '70's, and witnessed first-hand floating furniture, a floating bed, and small objects being hurled through the air by themselves. The house was owned and lived in by a practicing female voodoo spiritualist. There were other things I saw first-hand in that house, which no one would believe.

    
    that last sentence was the only one that was accurate.
    
    and...pics or it didn't happen
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2017-03-12 at 3:33 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I was in a very old 20-room house in Old Montreal back in the '70's, and witnessed first-hand floating furniture, a floating bed, and small objects being hurled through the air by themselves. The house was owned and lived in by a practicing female voodoo spiritualist. There were other things I saw first-hand in that house, which no one would believe.

    
    No one believes anything you have ever said. On another note how can you be so sure it was 20 rooms after 40 years? Maybe she had a secret voodoo room where she kept her zombie horde.
13. 2017-03-12 at 5:16 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Id keep hitting the reefer sending me straight to heaven.
14. 2017-03-12 at 5:20 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver No one believes anything you have ever said. On another note how can you be so sure it was 20 rooms after 40 years? Maybe she had a secret voodoo room where she kept her zombie horde.

    
    hey darkie why did you decide to come back here? Did your biker pig leave you or did your grandpa indian cycle break down?
15. 2017-03-12 at 5:24 PM UTC

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    nonarky Houston

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I was in a very old 20-room house in Old Montreal back in the '70's, and witnessed first-hand floating furniture, a floating bed, and small objects being hurled through the air by themselves. The house was owned and lived in by a practicing female voodoo spiritualist. There were other things I saw first-hand in that house, which no one would believe.

    
    you weren't in a house, you were on the international space station
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
16. 2017-03-13 at 2:03 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Id fuck it
17. 2017-03-13 at 2:22 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'd have it penetrate your heart, Doc the Lion. how's your palms feeling?
18. 2017-03-13 at 3:41 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Yeah, Darkie. Why?
19. 2017-03-13 at 5:33 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby hey darkie why did you decide to come back here? Did your biker pig leave you or did your grandpa indian cycle break down?

    
    Bacon comes from pigs.
20. 2017-03-14 at 2:48 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Bacon comes from pigs.

    
    did Bill Krozby just dis the mighty Indian brand?
    
    Shame on you Bill Krozby